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[♪ Inacheza mashabiki wa Marvel Studios]

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[Deadpool inatawanyika]
<i>♪ Ta ta ta ta ta ta ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ta ta ta ta ta ta ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Tan tan ta ♪</i>

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Tan ta tan ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Tan tan tan tan! ♪</i>
- [♪ ushabiki unahitimisha]

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[anacheka] <i> Muziki huo wa nembo
inakusukuma tu.</i>

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- [♪ kucheza muziki mpole]
- <i>Sawa?</i>

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Samahani. Mimi tu, nimesisimka
kuwa hapa. Imekuwa muda.</i>

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<i>Unajua, kwa muda mrefu,</i>

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<i>Sikuwa na uhakika kwamba nitawahi kurudi.</i>

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<i>Disney ilinunua Fox,</i>

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<i>kulikuwa na nzima
suala la haki za boring,</i>

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<i>blabbity-blabbity-blah.</i>

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Lakini basi, ikawa,
walinitaka.</i>

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<i>Mtu mmoja ambaye hatakiwi
hata kuwa na filamu yake mwenyewe,</i>

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<i>chini ya umiliki.</i>

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[anacheka] <i>Marvel ni mjinga sana.</i>

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<i>Angalia, tunajua mada
ya jambo hili.</i>

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<i>Kwa hivyo, najua
unashangaa nini.</i>

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<i>Tutafanyaje hili</i>

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<i>bila kuvunjiwa heshima
Kumbukumbu ya Logan?</i>

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<i>Na nitakuambia jinsi gani.</i>

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<i>Hatuko.</i>

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[♪ hucheza muziki wa kimapenzi,
Sahani "Wewe Pekee"]

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<i>Nitakuruhusu uingie
kwa siri kidogo.</i>

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<i>Wolverine hajafa.</i>

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<i>Hakika, iliundwa kwa ukamilifu
kumalizia hadithi ya kusikitisha sana.</i>

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<i>Lakini sivyo</i>

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Uponyaji wa kuzaliwa upya
mambo hufanya kazi.</i>

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<i>Unadhani nataka kuwa hapa</i>

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<i>katika jiji zuri
Dakota Kaskazini,</i>

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<i>kuchimba moja na pekee
Wolverine? Hapana, asante.</i>

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<i>Lakini hatima ya
ulimwengu wangu wote uko hatarini.</i>

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<i>Hawezi
kuwa anaishi maisha yake bora,</i>

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<i>lakini ana uhakika kama kuzimu sivyo</i>

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- <i>wamekufa.</i>
- [vifungo vya chuma]

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[Kunguru akiwika kwa umbali]

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Bingo.

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Yahtzee.

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[anapumua]

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Ndiyo, ndiyo, ndiyo, ndiyo, ndiyo.

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Jamani!

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- Mwana wa mbwa!
- [metal clangs]

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Wewe...

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- [kupiga koleo]
- [kupiga kelele]

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Kristo. Mama mzazi!

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- Ulimwengu wangu ni mbaya ...
- [♪ wimbo unasimama]

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[anacheka, anakoroma]
Hiyo ilikuwa ya ajabu.

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Nimetulia zaidi sasa.

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[♪ Sahani "Wewe Pekee"
anaanza kucheza]

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Angalia, mimi si mtu wa sayansi.

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Lakini unaonekana
ajabu kupita.

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[nzi wakipiga kelele]

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[anapumua]

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Lakini ni vizuri kukuona.

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Lazima niwe mkweli, nimekuwa daima
nilitaka kupanda na wewe, Ingia.

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Wewe na mimi kuingia ndani yake.

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Deadpool na Wolverine
chukia tu.

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Unaweza kufikiria furaha,
machafuko...

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mabaki?

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[katika lafudhi ya Australia]
"Siku, mwenzangu.

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"Hakuna kitu
nirudishe maishani haraka

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"kuliko begi kubwa
ya fedha za ajabu."

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[anacheka kwa sauti ya kawaida]
Mimi pia, Hugh.

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Lakini, hapana. Hapana, hapana, hapana.

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[anaugulia] Ilibidi upate
wote watukufu na kufa kwa kweli.

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Goddamn it!

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Ningeweza kutumia kweli
msaada wako sasa hivi.

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[mzunguko wa umeme]

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[♪ kucheza muziki wa wasiwasi]

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Subiri!

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Ninakuonya, siko peke yangu.

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Wade Winston Wilson,

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umekamatwa na
Mamlaka ya Tofauti ya Wakati...

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[Deadpool inanusa] Oof.

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...kwa uhalifu mwingi
kuorodhesha.

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- Njoo nje ...
- [Deadpool inaugulia]

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...na tutakuongezea muda
heshima

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- ya kukuchukua kwa kipande kimoja.
- Kifo kwa mchezaji wa siku.

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Nafasi ya mwisho.

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Tupa silaha zako

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- na utoke kwa amani.
- [Deadpool inapumua]

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[Deadpool] Sitakuja
nipe silaha zangu,

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lakini naahidi kutozitumia.

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Kuna mia mbili na sita
mifupa katika mwili wa mwanadamu.

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Mia mbili na saba
ikiwa ninatazama <i>Gossip Girl.</i>

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[♪ kucheza muziki wa pop,
*NSYNC "Bye Bye kwaheri"]

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- Hapa tunaenda. Upeo wa juhudi.
- <i>♪ Hujambo, hujambo ♪</i>

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[♪ kusimamishwa kwa wimbo]

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- <i>♪ Kwaheri, kwaheri, kwaheri ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Kwaheri, kwaheri ♪</i>

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Sawa, karanga.

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Nadhani tunapata
hiyo timu baada ya yote.

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- <i>♪ Kwaheri, kwaheri ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Kwaheri, kwaheri ♪</i>

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[kuguna]

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<i>♪ Ninafanya hivi usiku wa leo ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Pengine utafanikiwa
anza vita ♪</i>

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[kupiga kelele]

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<i>♪ Najua hii haiwezi kuwa sawa ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hujambo, mtoto, njoo ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Nilikupenda sana ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wakati haukuwepo
pale kwa ajili yangu ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kwa hivyo sasa ni wakati wa kuondoka
na kuifanya peke yake ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Najua hilo
Siwezi kuchukua zaidi ♪</i>

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[smooches]

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[hushusha pumzi]

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<i>♪ nataka kukuona
nje ya mlango huo ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Mtoto, kwaheri, kwaheri, kwaheri ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Kwaheri, kwaheri ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sitaki kuwa
mjinga kwako ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mchezaji mwingine tu
katika mchezo wako kwa mbili ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Unaweza kunichukia,
lakini sio uongo ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Mtoto, kwaheri, kwaheri, kwaheri ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Kwaheri, kwaheri ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sitaki kabisa
fanya iwe ngumu ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Nataka tu kukuambia
kwamba nimepata kutosha ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Huenda ikasikika kama kichaa,
lakini sio uongo ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mtoto, kwaheri, kwaheri, kwaheri ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Nipige tu ukweli ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sasa, msichana, wewe ni zaidi
kuliko kuwakaribisha kwa ♪</i>

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Maradona kutoka nje ya boksi!

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Lengo!

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<i>♪ Mtoto, njoo ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Najua hilo
Siwezi kuchukua zaidi ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ sio uwongo ♪</i>
- [wote wakipiga kelele]

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<i>♪ nataka kukuona
nje ya mlango huo ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Mtoto, kwaheri, kwaheri, kwaheri ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Kwaheri, kwaheri ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sitaki kuwa
mjinga kwako ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mchezaji mwingine tu
katika mchezo wako kwa mbili ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Unaweza kunichukia,
lakini sio uongo ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Mtoto, kwaheri, kwaheri, kwaheri ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Kwaheri, kwaheri ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sitaki kabisa
fanya iwe ngumu ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Nataka tu kukuambia
kwamba nilikuwa na kutosha ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Huenda ikasikika kama kichaa,
lakini sio uongo ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mtoto, kwaheri, kwaheri, kwaheri ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sitaki kuwa mpumbavu wako ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Katika mchezo huu kwa wawili ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kwa hivyo ninakuacha nyuma ♪</i>

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Njoo, mtu mkubwa.

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<i>♪ Kwaheri, kwaheri, kwaheri, ndio ♪</i>

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<i>♪ sitaki
fanya iwe ngumu ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Lakini nimepata vya kutosha ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Na sio uwongo ♪
- ♪ kwaheri, kwaheri ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mtoto ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sitaki kuwa
mjinga kwako ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Mchezaji mwingine tu
katika mchezo wako kwa mbili ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sitaki kuwa mpumbavu wako,
lakini sio uongo ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Mtoto, kwaheri, kwaheri, kwaheri ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Kwaheri, kwaheri ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sitaki kabisa
fanya iwe ngumu ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Nataka tu kukuambia
kwamba nilikuwa na kutosha ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Huenda ikasikika kama kichaa,
lakini sio uongo ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Kwaheri, kwaheri, kwaheri ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Kwaheri, kwaheri ♪</i>

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- [♪ wimbo unaisha]
- [ anashtuka sana]

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[♪ kucheza muziki wa oparesheni]

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Ninalowa maji sasa hivi.

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[nguruma]

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<i>Kusema wazi, sina kiburi
yoyote ya haya.</i>

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<i>Unyanyasaji mbaya,
mlio wa necrophilia.</i>

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<i>Si mimi nilivyo.</i>

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<i>Siyo ninayetaka kuwa.</i>

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<i>Nataka kuwa nani?</i>

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<i>Sawa, ili kukusaidia
kuelewa kwamba,</i>

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<i>Nina budi kukurudisha.</i>

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<i>Joyride kidogo nilichukua
kupitia nafasi na wakati,</i>

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<i> hadi siku
ambayo ilibadilisha kila kitu.</i>

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[♪ ujenzi wa muziki wa uptempo]

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[♪ muziki unaisha]

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Siwezi kuamini
Hatimaye niko hapa.

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Nimesubiri wakati huu
kwa muda mrefu.

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Asante, bwana, kwa kuniona.

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Mimi...naamini kabisa

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ambayo huduma zangu zinaweza kuwa

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matumizi makubwa kwa shirika lako.

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Sasa, najua

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Nilikamatwa nikipiga kelele
katika ukumbi wa Stark Tower,

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- lakini ninaweza kukuhakikishia kwamba ...
- Kuvunja moyo?

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Samahani, nini...
hiyo ilikuwa nini?

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Hapana, samahani. Hiyo...
Hapo ndipo unapopata hizo toy,

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Hulk mikono, sawa?

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Na kisha wewe tu, angalia
chini, na wewe tu ...

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unajizatiti,
na unaharibu sehemu ya kati.

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- Bana ... Ndio. Sawa.
- Ninaipata. Sawa, asante.

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- Picha imechorwa.
- Unapata kiini.

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Lo, nini hasa
inakuleta hapa leo?

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Kwa nini mimi ... Wow. Sawa. Lo...

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Mimi... ninajali.

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Najua ninageuza kila kitu
kwa utani, lakini mimi ...

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Ninajali, na ninataka kutumia
hisia hiyo...

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kwa jambo muhimu.

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Mimi ... nataka jambo.

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[♪ kucheza muziki makini]

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Nahitaji kuonyesha msichana wangu
kwamba mimi jambo.

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Na...

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Unajua,
Ninahisi kama ninapoteza

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mambo mazuri hapa.

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Je, mwanaume hatafika
kuungana nasi?

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- Mwanaume?
- Ndio.

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Ninapaswa kuokoa hii
kama atakuwa...

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Lo, kwa kadri unavyohusika
sasa hivi, mimi ndiye mwanaume.

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- Hapana.
- Mwanaume ni mimi.

200
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Mimi ndiye mwanaume
katika hali hii.

201
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- Mm.
- Yeye hafanyi

202
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kitu kama hiki tena.

203
00:08:33,601 --> 00:08:34,636
- Cameos?
- Mikutano.

204
00:08:34,668 --> 00:08:36,304
- Mikutano.
- Mikutano ya ngazi ya kuingia.

205
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Kiwango cha kuingia?

206
00:08:37,205 --> 00:08:39,206
Je, wewe si dereva...

207
00:08:39,239 --> 00:08:41,509
- labda?
- I... Dhana potofu ya kawaida.

208
00:08:41,543 --> 00:08:42,876
- Sawa.
- Nilianza kazi yangu

209
00:08:42,910 --> 00:08:44,678
kama dereva wa Bw. Stark.

210
00:08:44,712 --> 00:08:45,747
- Sawa.
- Imeundwa kwa haraka ...

211
00:08:45,780 --> 00:08:47,282
- Dereva.
- ...Mkuu wa Usalama.

212
00:08:47,315 --> 00:08:49,284
Mkuu wa...
Bila shaka, ndiyo, ndiyo, ndiyo.

213
00:08:49,317 --> 00:08:52,319
Na kwanini ninakagua
wasifu wako.

214
00:08:52,353 --> 00:08:54,723
Inaonekana umejiondoa
kama ulikuwa nayo au la

215
00:08:54,756 --> 00:08:56,458
uzoefu wowote
kama mwanachama wa timu.

216
00:08:56,491 --> 00:08:57,325
Labda unaweza kuongeza

217
00:08:57,359 --> 00:08:58,593
kidogo
ya mtazamo hapo?

218
00:08:58,626 --> 00:09:01,028
Oh. Hapana, ndiyo, bila shaka.
Nilikuwa Kikosi Maalum...

219
00:09:01,061 --> 00:09:02,096
- Sawa.
- ... lakini nilikuwa ...

220
00:09:02,129 --> 00:09:03,764
Hasa, nilikuwa kiongozi wa timu ...

221
00:09:03,797 --> 00:09:05,065
mwanzilishi, kwa kweli, wa X-Force.

222
00:09:05,099 --> 00:09:07,034
Kwa kusikitisha, wao ... wote
aliangamia katika vitendo ingawa.

223
00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:08,403
Oh. Jinsi gani hasa
hilo lilitokea?

224
00:09:08,436 --> 00:09:10,637
Kweli, polisi wanasema mvuto,
lakini ikiwa...

225
00:09:10,671 --> 00:09:12,140
Kati yetu tu,
hawakujaribu vizuri

226
00:09:12,173 --> 00:09:13,640
- katika kikundi cha kuzingatia.
- Naona.

227
00:09:13,674 --> 00:09:15,376
- Hasa Cable.
- Nguvu ya X.

228
00:09:15,409 --> 00:09:16,277
Lo, waa, wa.

229
00:09:16,311 --> 00:09:17,345
Angalia, naweza kuona
hii haiendi vizuri.

230
00:09:17,379 --> 00:09:18,848
Tafadhali acha kuandika.
Angalia, mimi ... mimi ...

231
00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,949
Mimi tu...
Nataka kuwa Mlipiza kisasi.

232
00:09:22,550 --> 00:09:24,352
Nataka kuwa Mlipiza kisasi.

233
00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:27,988
Kwa nini unataka kuwa Mlipiza kisasi?

234
00:09:28,021 --> 00:09:29,557
Angalia karibu na wewe.
Ninamaanisha, wao ni ...

235
00:09:29,591 --> 00:09:30,991
wao ni bora ya bora.

236
00:09:31,025 --> 00:09:33,061
Na ... Na nini
wanafanya mambo.

237
00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:35,496
Nahitaji kuwa Mlipiza kisasi.

238
00:09:35,529 --> 00:09:37,966
Bwana, msichana wangu ana kinda
nilikuwa nayo na kijiti changu,

239
00:09:37,999 --> 00:09:39,300
na mimi ... ikiwa sifanyi, unajua,

240
00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:42,136
kugeuza mambo na
fanya kitu na "zawadi" zangu,

241
00:09:42,169 --> 00:09:43,904
Sidhani itakuwa
kazi kweli kwa ajili yangu,

242
00:09:43,937 --> 00:09:45,339
na nisingemlaumu.

243
00:09:46,474 --> 00:09:50,778
Avengers ni ya kipekee sana
kundi la mashujaa

244
00:09:50,811 --> 00:09:52,012
kwamba kusimama kwa kitu

245
00:09:52,045 --> 00:09:54,681
zaidi ya kupigana tu
na kuvaa mavazi.

246
00:09:54,715 --> 00:09:57,952
I mean, watu kuangalia juu yetu.
Watoto wanatutazama.

247
00:09:57,986 --> 00:09:59,187
- Wao ...
- Samahani. "Sisi"?

248
00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,891
Sikuwa na ufahamu
kwamba ulikuwa Mlipiza kisasi.

249
00:10:01,923 --> 00:10:02,956
Avengers-karibu, kiufundi.

250
00:10:02,990 --> 00:10:04,358
Lo, wow.
Nguvu yako kubwa ni nini?

251
00:10:04,391 --> 00:10:07,028
Je, ni maegesho sambamba?
Samahani sana.

252
00:10:07,061 --> 00:10:08,362
Huo ulikuwa ukatili.

253
00:10:08,395 --> 00:10:10,798
Mimi hupiga kelele wakati nina wasiwasi.
Haitatokea tena.

254
00:10:10,832 --> 00:10:12,166
- Wacha tukate kwa kufukuza.
- Tafadhali.

255
00:10:12,199 --> 00:10:13,767
Ulisema muda mfupi uliopita

256
00:10:13,801 --> 00:10:16,136
kwamba ulitaka kuwa
Mlipiza kisasi kwa sababu

257
00:10:16,737 --> 00:10:18,306
unaihitaji.

258
00:10:18,339 --> 00:10:19,374
Ndiyo, bwana, ninaamini.

259
00:10:19,407 --> 00:10:20,975
Lakini Avengers
usifanye kazi hiyo

260
00:10:21,009 --> 00:10:22,443
kwa sababu wanaihitaji.

261
00:10:22,476 --> 00:10:24,611
Wanafanya kazi hiyo
kwa sababu watu wanazihitaji.

262
00:10:25,779 --> 00:10:27,315
Je, unaona tofauti?

263
00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:30,518
Ndiyo, bwana.

264
00:10:31,385 --> 00:10:32,921
Tafadhali, Bw. Hogan.

265
00:10:32,953 --> 00:10:34,121
Sitaki kutumia
maisha yangu yote

266
00:10:34,154 --> 00:10:36,356
kama GPPony ya hila moja ya kuudhi.

267
00:10:39,260 --> 00:10:40,261
Sawa.

268
00:10:41,095 --> 00:10:42,864
Ee Mungu wangu, umesimama.

269
00:10:42,897 --> 00:10:44,398
Ndiyo, sasa ni wakati
kwamba tunasimama.

270
00:10:44,431 --> 00:10:45,265
Jamani.

271
00:10:45,299 --> 00:10:46,868
Sasa, tatizo
inaweza kuwa wewe

272
00:10:46,901 --> 00:10:49,303
kufikia kidogo...
kidogo sana.

273
00:10:49,336 --> 00:10:51,906
Lengo la katikati,
na hutawahi kukosa.

274
00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:53,106
Kweli?
Nadhani una moyo mzuri.

275
00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:55,042
Ninaamini unachosema.

276
00:10:55,075 --> 00:10:56,677
Lakini si ya kila mtu
aina ya kuokoa dunia.

277
00:10:56,710 --> 00:10:58,379
Mimi si, na nina furaha.

278
00:10:58,947 --> 00:11:00,714
Kweli? Nilipata nafasi yangu.

279
00:11:01,582 --> 00:11:02,983
Tafuta mahali pako.

280
00:11:03,885 --> 00:11:05,986
Sawa? Rudi huko nje.

281
00:11:06,019 --> 00:11:07,587
- Tutakuangalia.
- Sawa.

282
00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:08,622
Bahati nzuri.

283
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:12,326
- [Wade Wilson] Mm. Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

284
00:11:12,359 --> 00:11:14,963
Chukua gari.
Nataka kupiga Shake Shack.

285
00:11:14,995 --> 00:11:16,530
Kukataliwa kunanifanya niwe na njaa.

286
00:11:17,531 --> 00:11:19,066
- Hapana, hapana. Tafadhali.
- Hapana?

287
00:11:19,099 --> 00:11:20,701
- Ndio, hapana, hapana.
- Sawa.

288
00:11:20,734 --> 00:11:22,002
Sawa, asante.

289
00:11:23,938 --> 00:11:25,639
[Deadpool]
<i>Unajua wanachosema.</i>

290
00:11:25,672 --> 00:11:27,174
<i>Mlango mmoja unapofungwa,</i>

291
00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:29,979
<i>kabati lako kazini hufunguka.</i>

292
00:11:30,011 --> 00:11:32,346
[♪ kucheza muziki wa kusisimua]

293
00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,515
[stapling]

294
00:11:39,787 --> 00:11:41,088
Sasa twende kuuza baadhi ya walioidhinishwa

295
00:11:41,121 --> 00:11:42,824
magari yanayomilikiwa awali, motherfu...

296
00:11:42,857 --> 00:11:44,057
[♪ muziki unasimama]

297
00:11:45,191 --> 00:11:48,362
Kitaalam, ...
Carnival si gari dogo.

298
00:11:49,531 --> 00:11:50,597
Ni MPV.

299
00:11:50,631 --> 00:11:53,166
Kwa hivyo Kia inalinganishaje
kwa Honda Odyssey?

300
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,668
Odyssey?
Hilo ni swali kubwa.

301
00:11:54,701 --> 00:11:56,803
- Um, haina fucking.
- [mvulana wa kukejeli]

302
00:11:56,838 --> 00:11:59,339
Unajua, unaweza kujibu
swali bila kuapa.

303
00:11:59,373 --> 00:12:02,010
Samahani, Tammy, si...
Sina watoto.

304
00:12:02,042 --> 00:12:03,810
Si kwamba sijapata
nimeota hiyo,

305
00:12:03,845 --> 00:12:06,079
lakini sina
ngono nyingi za uke.

306
00:12:09,248 --> 00:12:10,451
[Peter] Utapata
wakati ujao, pal.

307
00:12:10,485 --> 00:12:11,552
- [Wade] Ndio.
- [Petro] Na tazama,

308
00:12:11,585 --> 00:12:13,287
unaweza kurudi daima
kwa superhero-ing.

309
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:16,056
Namaanisha, najua ningependa
kukuona umerudi kwenye suti.

310
00:12:16,089 --> 00:12:18,724
Siihifadhi kwenye kabati langu
ili nivae.

311
00:12:18,758 --> 00:12:21,395
Ninaiweka kwenye kabati langu ikiwa ni lazima
tunahitaji kujishughulisha tena.

312
00:12:21,428 --> 00:12:24,598
Haya, haya, haya.
Hiyo inafanya nini humo ndani?

313
00:12:24,631 --> 00:12:25,732
Nimemaliza.

314
00:12:27,501 --> 00:12:28,502
Nimemaliza.

315
00:12:29,302 --> 00:12:31,305
Na niko sawa na kufanywa.

316
00:12:31,339 --> 00:12:33,140
Angalia, mauzo ni mechi bora zaidi?

317
00:12:33,173 --> 00:12:34,608
Labda sivyo.

318
00:12:34,641 --> 00:12:38,412
Je, haya ndiyo maisha ninayoishi kila wakati
kufikiria mwenyewe? Fuck no.

319
00:12:38,445 --> 00:12:41,548
Lakini hii ndiyo inafaa
kwa ajili yangu, Sugar Bear, ni.

320
00:12:41,582 --> 00:12:43,183
Sawa, Bw. Wilson.

321
00:12:43,216 --> 00:12:44,919
Ninasema, mara moja kwa mwezi,

322
00:12:44,953 --> 00:12:47,021
tunaweza kuendelea na misheni kidogo.

323
00:12:47,055 --> 00:12:49,856
Sisi ni wanadamu.
Tunatamani kusudi.

324
00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:51,526
Baada ya yote, sisi ni Deadpool.

325
00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:54,161
Tafadhali acha kusema hivyo.
Sisi sio Deadpool.

326
00:12:54,194 --> 00:12:56,463
Mimi si hata Deadpool tena.

327
00:12:56,496 --> 00:12:59,366
Naam, ikiwa utakuwa nayo
mgogoro wa midlife, kwenda kubwa.

328
00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:01,335
Miaka michache iliyopita,
rafiki yangu

329
00:13:01,368 --> 00:13:03,637
alitobolewa chuchu zake
na mnyororo wa titani

330
00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:06,941
ambayo huenda chini na kuambatanisha
kwa Van Johnson wake.

331
00:13:06,975 --> 00:13:08,207
[kubonyeza kamera]

332
00:13:10,979 --> 00:13:12,981
Je, unajisikia
grumplestiltskin

333
00:13:13,014 --> 00:13:14,447
kwani ni siku yako ya kuzaliwa?

334
00:13:16,017 --> 00:13:17,216
Je!

335
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:18,885
Hapana.

336
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,121
Hapana.

337
00:13:24,324 --> 00:13:26,326
- Mshangao!
- [♪ hucheza muziki wa hip-hop]

338
00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,863
Hey, nyinyi ni wenye bahati
Sina silaha.

339
00:13:29,595 --> 00:13:30,630
Ingia hapa.

340
00:13:30,663 --> 00:13:33,067
Ikiwa hii ilikuwa miaka sita iliyopita,
nyote mngekuwa mmekufa.

341
00:13:33,101 --> 00:13:34,869
Kwa hivyo basi, anatoka kwenye teksi,

342
00:13:34,902 --> 00:13:36,037
na hutaamini.

343
00:13:36,070 --> 00:13:38,038
Ninageuka,
na nitapata nini?

344
00:13:38,071 --> 00:13:39,739
- AirPods. AirPods zake.
- AirPods zake!

345
00:13:39,772 --> 00:13:40,974
- Njoo.
- Hadithi ya kijinga.

346
00:13:41,008 --> 00:13:43,710
- Kila wakati. Njoo.
- [Kucheka] Kila wakati.

347
00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:45,746
[Wade anapumua]

348
00:13:45,778 --> 00:13:47,214
Je, ungependa kufanya mauzo yoyote leo?

349
00:13:47,247 --> 00:13:48,648
Unajua sikufanya hivyo.

350
00:13:48,681 --> 00:13:50,416
Je, uliuza
watekaji ndoto yoyote kwenye Etsy

351
00:13:50,449 --> 00:13:52,086
au chochote unachofanya?

352
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,787
Kodi yetu inadaiwa
katika siku tatu, Wade.

353
00:13:53,820 --> 00:13:55,123
Siwezi kuendelea kukubeba.

354
00:13:55,155 --> 00:13:56,757
Tulia. Nina pesa.

355
00:13:56,790 --> 00:13:59,291
Niliuza za zamani
dawa ya shinikizo la damu

356
00:13:59,325 --> 00:14:00,594
Nilimkuta amelala.

357
00:14:00,626 --> 00:14:02,262
Unajaribu kuniua,
mama mzazi?

358
00:14:02,295 --> 00:14:03,965
Mimi sio yule
kumwaga kila kitu kwenye chumvi,

359
00:14:03,998 --> 00:14:06,433
- mama mzazi.
- Ninaomba kila siku

360
00:14:06,466 --> 00:14:08,468
moto huo utapata mwili wako

361
00:14:08,501 --> 00:14:10,971
na kumaliza kazi
Mungu hakuwa nayo

362
00:14:11,004 --> 00:14:12,673
- karanga za kufanya.
- Hiyo inaumiza.

363
00:14:12,706 --> 00:14:14,174
Kama ungeweza kusikia
sura ya uso wangu,

364
00:14:14,207 --> 00:14:15,741
ungenukia jinsi nilivyo na huzuni.

365
00:14:15,775 --> 00:14:17,078
Umetazama chochote kizuri?

366
00:14:17,111 --> 00:14:18,880
<i>Great British Bake Off.</i>

367
00:14:18,913 --> 00:14:20,246
Oh, goddamn.

368
00:14:20,279 --> 00:14:22,582
Onyesho hilo lilisimama kati yangu
na kujiua kwa miaka 10.

369
00:14:22,616 --> 00:14:25,284
Hizo ni hisia zangu
utoaji mimba, uhuru wa kidini,

370
00:14:25,317 --> 00:14:27,487
haki za wanyama,
haki za faragha, chanjo,

371
00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:29,722
ubepari wa soko huria,
mabadiliko ya hali ya hewa duniani.

372
00:14:29,755 --> 00:14:32,793
Ndio, duh-duh-duh.
Hapana, hakuna mistari ya kuongea, Buck.

373
00:14:32,827 --> 00:14:34,928
- Habari, Yukio.
- Habari, Wade.

374
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:37,463
Kivuli kizuri cha saa ya bandia.

375
00:14:37,496 --> 00:14:40,733
Ni balayage ya majira ya joto.
Kutoka kwa Kifaransa.

376
00:14:40,767 --> 00:14:44,303
Imekusudiwa kuiga
mambo muhimu ya asili ya jua.

377
00:14:44,336 --> 00:14:46,238
- Ni toupee.
- Ni mfumo wa nywele.

378
00:14:46,272 --> 00:14:48,608
Ninapenda mfumo wako wa nywele, Wade.

379
00:14:48,642 --> 00:14:49,943
Asante. Heh.

380
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,410
Je! unataka kutengeneza kokeni?

381
00:14:51,444 --> 00:14:54,548
Hey, cocaine ni kitu kimoja
kwamba Feige alisema ni nje ya mipaka.

382
00:14:54,581 --> 00:14:56,383
Vipi kuhusu
Poda ya kuandamana ya Bolivia?

383
00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:58,517
Wanajua maneno yote ya misimu.
Wana orodha.

384
00:14:58,551 --> 00:15:00,386
- Hata snowboarding?
- Hata vumbi la disco.

385
00:15:00,419 --> 00:15:01,454
Msichana mweupe aliingiliwa?

386
00:15:01,487 --> 00:15:03,056
- Hata Forrest Bump.
- Sukari ya Booger?

387
00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:04,324
Nisingejaribu hata
gonuts ya unga.

388
00:15:04,357 --> 00:15:07,928
- Je! Unataka kujenga mtu wa theluji?
- Ndiyo. Lakini siwezi.

389
00:15:09,528 --> 00:15:10,931
Vuta hapa.

390
00:15:10,964 --> 00:15:12,065
- Hapa?
- Ndio. [kushtuka]

391
00:15:12,099 --> 00:15:13,331
- [Yukio anapiga kelele]
- [kicheko]

392
00:15:13,364 --> 00:15:14,869
- [Dopinder] Nini kilitokea?
- Hiyo ndiyo sehemu ya kufurahisha.

393
00:15:16,203 --> 00:15:17,536
Asante kwa kuja.

394
00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:18,671
Ndiyo.

395
00:15:18,704 --> 00:15:19,906
kazi vipi?

396
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:21,307
Lo, nimepata cheo.

397
00:15:22,075 --> 00:15:23,442
Hakuna njia.

398
00:15:23,476 --> 00:15:26,579
Ndiyo. Ni katikati ya akili
usimamizi, lakini nina furaha.

399
00:15:26,612 --> 00:15:27,680
Hiyo ni nzuri.

400
00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:30,917
- Wewe, uh, kuona mtu yeyote?
- Vipi kuhusu wewe?

401
00:15:31,952 --> 00:15:33,888
Um... Ndiyo.

402
00:15:33,921 --> 00:15:36,556
Mwanaume kutoka kazini. Dermot.

403
00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:37,790
Dermot.

404
00:15:37,824 --> 00:15:39,226
- Yeye ni mkarimu.
- Nzuri.

405
00:15:39,258 --> 00:15:40,927
Anapenda kwenda kupanda mlima.

406
00:15:40,961 --> 00:15:42,394
Bado hajanipiga risasi.

407
00:15:42,428 --> 00:15:44,764
Naam, ni siku za mapema.

408
00:15:44,797 --> 00:15:46,266
[Vanessa anacheka]

409
00:15:48,634 --> 00:15:50,669
Vipi kuhusu wewe?
Unaona mtu yeyote?

410
00:15:50,703 --> 00:15:51,636
[Wade] Mm...

411
00:15:51,669 --> 00:15:53,371
Hapana, hapana, ninaishi
in a one-bedroom apartment.

412
00:15:53,404 --> 00:15:54,942
I share a bed with Blind Al.

413
00:15:56,342 --> 00:15:58,410
- Sawa.
- [anacheka]

414
00:15:58,445 --> 00:15:59,880
- Sawa.
- Sawa.

415
00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:04,918
[all] <i>♪ Happy birthday
kwako ♪</i>

416
00:16:04,951 --> 00:16:06,485
- Hotuba! Hotuba!
- [Yukio] Ndiyo!

417
00:16:06,519 --> 00:16:08,554
Sawa.
Sawa, sawa, sawa. Lo...

418
00:16:09,321 --> 00:16:10,422
Siku za kuzaliwa.

419
00:16:10,456 --> 00:16:12,192
Boy, every spin around the moon

420
00:16:12,225 --> 00:16:13,292
is a new adventure indeed.

421
00:16:13,325 --> 00:16:15,561
- Jua, dumbass.
- Sawa, pande zote za ardhi.

422
00:16:16,898 --> 00:16:19,032
- Nilikuwa wapi?
- Matangazo ya maisha.

423
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,167
Sawa. Um...

424
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,434
Imekuwa
miaka michache yenye changamoto.

425
00:16:22,468 --> 00:16:23,803
Sijawaona nyie
kwa muda.

426
00:16:23,837 --> 00:16:26,206
Nimepitia mengi,
uh, mabadiliko ya maisha.

427
00:16:26,239 --> 00:16:28,276
- Kukoma hedhi?
- Bitch, are you improv-ing?

428
00:16:28,307 --> 00:16:30,709
- Mm-mm.
- Samahani.

429
00:16:30,743 --> 00:16:32,245
[kwa upole] Samahani
you had to see that, Yukio.

430
00:16:32,279 --> 00:16:34,346
- [kwa upole] Ni sawa.
- Ndio.

431
00:16:35,447 --> 00:16:37,217
[anapumua] Lakini nina furaha.

432
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,551
You know, and that's... that's

433
00:16:38,584 --> 00:16:41,687
kwa sababu ya kila mmoja
na kila mmoja wenu.

434
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,388
Nadhani,
what I'm trying to say is

435
00:16:43,421 --> 00:16:45,024
ninajivunia jinsi gani,
jinsi ninavyoshukuru

436
00:16:45,057 --> 00:16:46,358
kuwa amesimama kwenye chumba

437
00:16:46,393 --> 00:16:49,628
with every single person I love.

438
00:16:49,662 --> 00:16:51,797
[♪ kucheza muziki laini]

439
00:16:54,599 --> 00:16:56,502
I'm the luckiest man alive.

440
00:16:56,837 --> 00:16:57,838
[anacheka]

441
00:16:58,905 --> 00:16:59,804
Fanya hamu, rafiki.

442
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,708
Kumi na nne, rafiki mzuri.
[anacheka]

443
00:17:02,741 --> 00:17:03,844
Kwenda chini.

444
00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:08,380
[gonga mlango]

445
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,150
Wade Wilson?

446
00:17:11,183 --> 00:17:12,585
Oh, ndiyo. Wachezaji ngoma.

447
00:17:12,618 --> 00:17:14,486
Dopinder lazima amekuamuru.

448
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,224
Je hizo zinatakiwa
kuwa mavazi ya polisi?

449
00:17:16,257 --> 00:17:17,756
Usijali.

450
00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:20,126
Vua nguo zako
lakini acha helmeti.

451
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,460
Na huyu si <i>Mwanamke Mrembo.</i>

452
00:17:22,229 --> 00:17:23,561
Tunabusu. Sawa?

453
00:17:23,595 --> 00:17:25,496
Nyimbo gani nyie
kwa kawaida kucheza?

454
00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:29,702
Lo, lo, lo,
wauu, wah!

455
00:17:29,735 --> 00:17:31,071
Je! hiyo inapaswa kuwa ya kutisha?

456
00:17:31,104 --> 00:17:33,072
Pegging sio mpya kwangu,
rafiki.

457
00:17:33,105 --> 00:17:34,607
Lakini ni kwa Disney.

458
00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:36,375
Ah, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!

459
00:17:36,408 --> 00:17:38,278
Okay, I've never been
a natural bottom,

460
00:17:38,311 --> 00:17:40,280
so we're gonna
take things real slow.

461
00:17:40,313 --> 00:17:42,249
And I want some
crazy eye contact.

462
00:17:42,282 --> 00:17:43,748
Si wewe.
Wewe.

463
00:17:43,781 --> 00:17:45,717
Huwezi kuona macho yako
mask, lakini ninaweza kuzihisi.

464
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,419
We're gonna move on
down the hallway

465
00:17:47,453 --> 00:17:49,421
ili tuweze kuokoa usafi
on aisle asshole.

466
00:17:49,455 --> 00:17:50,891
How's everyone feel
about this plan?

467
00:17:50,924 --> 00:17:51,825
sikupendi wewe.

468
00:17:51,858 --> 00:17:54,093
Ndiyo. Let's hold on
to that attitude.

469
00:17:54,126 --> 00:17:55,895
Na tutafanya hivyo kwa hasira.

470
00:17:55,928 --> 00:17:57,097
[kuguna]

471
00:17:58,397 --> 00:17:59,598
[kuguna]

472
00:18:03,668 --> 00:18:05,971
[♪ kucheza muziki wa kutisha]

473
00:18:06,006 --> 00:18:07,473
[Wade analalamika kwa upole]

474
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:09,408
[Wade anaguna]

475
00:18:14,014 --> 00:18:15,147
[Sauti] Bw. Wilson...

476
00:18:16,882 --> 00:18:19,886
unaonekana umechafuka
mwenyewe ukiwa umepoteza fahamu.

477
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,554
Sikuwa nimepoteza fahamu.
Wewe ni nani?

478
00:18:22,588 --> 00:18:24,522
Naenda kwa jina la Paradoksia.

479
00:18:24,555 --> 00:18:28,194
Kitendawili cha Bw. Na wewe ni
ameketi hapa TVA.

480
00:18:28,228 --> 00:18:30,330
Mamlaka ya Tofauti ya Wakati.

481
00:18:30,363 --> 00:18:32,630
Sisi ni kweli
shirika la uangalizi,

482
00:18:32,664 --> 00:18:35,334
ila sisi ni wepesi zaidi
zaidi ya hiyo sauti,

483
00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:38,771
na aina ya
kutupa nyuma, kejeli twist.

484
00:18:38,804 --> 00:18:40,406
Na sisi ni wajibu wa kulinda

485
00:18:40,438 --> 00:18:43,075
kinachojulikana
kama Ratiba Takatifu.

486
00:18:43,108 --> 00:18:46,477
mtakatifu jamani. Hiyo ni shit-tani
ya ufafanuzi kwa sehemu tatu.

487
00:18:46,511 --> 00:18:48,480
Je, hii ni kwa sababu
Nilitumia mashine ya saa ya Cable?

488
00:18:48,514 --> 00:18:50,317
Imeletwa watu kadhaa
kurudi kwenye uzima,

489
00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:51,418
kisha nikaiharibu.

490
00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:52,851
- Hiyo ilikuwa muda mrefu uliopita.
- Ndio,

491
00:18:52,885 --> 00:18:55,620
tunajua unyanyasaji wako
ya kalenda yako ya matukio.

492
00:18:55,653 --> 00:18:58,391
[anacheka] Na ulikuwa
hivyo kumtusi.

493
00:18:58,425 --> 00:19:00,894
Lo, hapana, haina chochote
kufanya na hilo.

494
00:19:00,927 --> 00:19:01,995
Tembea pamoja nami.

495
00:19:04,163 --> 00:19:06,165
[♪ kucheza muziki wa ajabu]

496
00:19:07,765 --> 00:19:10,502
Nimekuleta hapa,
Bw. Wilson, kukuambia

497
00:19:10,536 --> 00:19:12,637
kwamba wewe ni maalum.

498
00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:15,606
Kwa kweli, umechaguliwa
kwa madhumuni ya juu,

499
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,977
kusudi ambalo sielewi hata kwangu.

500
00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:19,946
Lakini moja ambayo inaweza

501
00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:23,016
hifadhi Rekodi nzima ya Maeneo Takatifu

502
00:19:23,049 --> 00:19:25,750
kutoka kwa hatima inayowezekana
wakati fulani katika siku zijazo,

503
00:19:25,783 --> 00:19:28,419
ambayo inaweza vizuri sana
haja ya kuwa...

504
00:19:28,454 --> 00:19:30,289
kulipiza kisasi.

505
00:19:30,322 --> 00:19:32,024
Ratiba hii Takatifu,

506
00:19:33,092 --> 00:19:35,027
Nadhani nitashangaa

507
00:19:35,427 --> 00:19:36,661
kwa jinsi gani

508
00:19:37,196 --> 00:19:39,031
sinema anahisi?

509
00:19:39,064 --> 00:19:40,934
Kameo za bure,

510
00:19:40,967 --> 00:19:43,136
matumizi ya kiholela
Lahaja, kifurushi kizima?

511
00:19:43,168 --> 00:19:45,170
Naam, niambie.

512
00:19:45,204 --> 00:19:46,205
[kifaa kinalia]

513
00:19:48,841 --> 00:19:51,043
[♪ kucheza muziki wa kishujaa]

514
00:19:52,177 --> 00:19:53,178
Cap!

515
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,787
Hujapotea tena, Wade.

516
00:20:02,821 --> 00:20:05,790
Unaweza kuwa shujaa kati ya mashujaa.

517
00:20:05,824 --> 00:20:07,993
Tumekuwa tukikuchunguza
for quite a while.

518
00:20:08,027 --> 00:20:11,097
- Subway station.
- A TVA outpost, yes.

519
00:20:12,264 --> 00:20:13,565
- And what is that?
- Hmm?

520
00:20:16,402 --> 00:20:17,903
Je, huyo ni mimi? Is that Thor?

521
00:20:19,304 --> 00:20:21,173
- Is he crying?
- Uh, let's not

522
00:20:21,207 --> 00:20:22,540
- tutangulie sisi wenyewe.
- [kukata tamaa]

523
00:20:22,573 --> 00:20:23,842
That happens
in the distant future.

524
00:20:23,876 --> 00:20:25,743
Why is Thor crying?
Quick! Niambie.

525
00:20:25,777 --> 00:20:27,246
Do not speak to her.
Stop that. Eyes on me.

526
00:20:27,279 --> 00:20:29,679
I brought you here
ili kukupa fursa.

527
00:20:29,713 --> 00:20:31,682
The opportunity
you sought years ago,

528
00:20:31,716 --> 00:20:33,285
but for which
you were not ready.

529
00:20:33,318 --> 00:20:34,853
Tunaamini uko tayari sasa.

530
00:20:34,887 --> 00:20:36,955
Tayari kwa nafasi
kuondoka kwenye kalenda yako ya matukio

531
00:20:36,989 --> 00:20:39,290
na kujiunga na mkubwa zaidi
ulimwengu wa wote.

532
00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:41,326
Niko karibu kukupa
jambo ambalo umekuwa ukitamani kila wakati.

533
00:20:41,361 --> 00:20:42,895
Oh, mimi harufu
unaingilia nini.

534
00:20:42,928 --> 00:20:44,396
Nguvu katika Ulimwengu wa Ajabu

535
00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:45,663
inakaribia kubadilika milele.

536
00:20:47,765 --> 00:20:49,501
Mimi ni Masihi...

537
00:20:49,535 --> 00:20:51,304
[♪ jengo la muziki wa mbinguni]

538
00:20:51,336 --> 00:20:53,671
Mimi ni...

539
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,341
- [♪ muziki unasimama]
- ...Ajabu Yesu.

540
00:20:57,675 --> 00:20:59,277
Unaweza kunisamehe
kwa kitambo tu?

541
00:20:59,310 --> 00:21:00,812
Nitaenda tu hapa.

542
00:21:03,982 --> 00:21:05,384
Suck it, Fox!

543
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:06,684
Ninaenda Disneyland.

544
00:21:06,717 --> 00:21:08,187
[grunts] Get fucked!

545
00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:12,723
Je, nitasaini wapi?

546
00:21:12,757 --> 00:21:13,859
Oh, there's no need
kwa makaratasi.

547
00:21:13,892 --> 00:21:16,261
Nzuri. Sio kujisifu,
lakini sisomi.

548
00:21:16,295 --> 00:21:17,162
[chuckles] Oh.

549
00:21:17,196 --> 00:21:19,330
Kuna jambo moja
Nitahitaji, ingawa.

550
00:21:21,934 --> 00:21:23,469
[♪ kucheza muziki wa kusisimua]

551
00:21:23,502 --> 00:21:26,105
[anacheka] Oh, kutomba mbali!

552
00:21:26,138 --> 00:21:28,106
Nipambe, Beardo.

553
00:21:42,955 --> 00:21:44,789
- [squeaks]
- [elevator dings]

554
00:21:46,291 --> 00:21:48,560
[♪ anacheza muziki wa hip-hop, Fergie
ft. Ludacris "Glamorous"]

555
00:21:48,594 --> 00:21:50,128
Fuckin 'A!

556
00:21:50,161 --> 00:21:52,298
Uhh! It's perfect! FYI,

557
00:21:52,332 --> 00:21:55,601
fundi wako ni mwindaji,
but I love it. Snug.

558
00:21:55,633 --> 00:21:56,767
No camel toe.

559
00:21:56,801 --> 00:22:00,404
Harufu mpya ya gari
and adamantium katanas?

560
00:22:00,438 --> 00:22:02,240
Hupaswi kuwa nayo.

561
00:22:02,274 --> 00:22:04,176
Nenda mbele. Ichukue ndani.

562
00:22:04,209 --> 00:22:06,945
Na ndio, chupi yako
inazidi kuwa ngumu.

563
00:22:06,979 --> 00:22:08,746
Yule jamaa anajua
ninachozungumza.

564
00:22:08,779 --> 00:22:10,481
Mavazi yake yanasema
usimamizi wa kati,

565
00:22:10,516 --> 00:22:13,185
lakini macho yake yanasema fuck-y fuck-y.

566
00:22:13,218 --> 00:22:15,154
Ndiyo. Unaonekana mzuri sana.

567
00:22:15,187 --> 00:22:16,254
[Deadpool] "Nzuri"?

568
00:22:16,288 --> 00:22:18,323
Rafiki yako hapa yuko tayari
kutupa yote kwa ajili yangu.

569
00:22:18,357 --> 00:22:19,624
- Unamwita mke wako?
- HR.

570
00:22:19,656 --> 00:22:21,058
[Deadpool] Je, mke wako
kazi katika HR?

571
00:22:21,093 --> 00:22:23,462
[Bw. Kitendawili] Nimefurahiya sana
unalichukulia hili vizuri sana.

572
00:22:23,495 --> 00:22:25,197
[Deadpool]
Oh, mimi kuchukua ni vizuri.

573
00:22:25,230 --> 00:22:27,764
Sijawahi kuwa na tatizo
kusafiri kwa kazi.

574
00:22:27,798 --> 00:22:29,935
Hiyo ilisema,
we should talk vacation days.

575
00:22:29,968 --> 00:22:32,571
I'm more of a one-week-on-
one-week-off kind of guy.

576
00:22:32,604 --> 00:22:34,039
I think it's what they do
nchini Denmark.

577
00:22:34,072 --> 00:22:35,841
You know, you'll never see
a Danish flag on the moon,

578
00:22:35,874 --> 00:22:37,808
lakini [anacheka]
goddamn it, they're happy.

579
00:22:37,843 --> 00:22:40,545
Sasa, hebu tuimarishe yako
little Amazon Fire phone there

580
00:22:40,578 --> 00:22:42,046
na niweke zipu nirudi nyumbani

581
00:22:42,079 --> 00:22:44,048
so I can let my friends know
that they've been upgraded

582
00:22:44,082 --> 00:22:45,117
kwa wanafunzi.

583
00:22:45,150 --> 00:22:48,187
Ndiyo. Sidhani wewe...
kuelewa kabisa.

584
00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:50,923
Um, you will not be returning
nyumbani kwako

585
00:22:50,956 --> 00:22:53,425
kwa sababu kutakuwa na
hakuna nyumba ya kurudi.

586
00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:54,493
Njoo tena?

587
00:22:54,525 --> 00:22:55,760
Wakati huu katika masikio yangu.

588
00:22:57,795 --> 00:22:58,996
[kifaa kinalia]

589
00:22:59,864 --> 00:23:03,000
Huu ni ulimwengu wako,
Bw. Wilson.

590
00:23:03,501 --> 00:23:04,802
Hiyo

591
00:23:04,836 --> 00:23:06,803
ni kile kinachotokea wakati ulimwengu

592
00:23:06,837 --> 00:23:09,006
hupoteza Utu wao wa nanga.

593
00:23:09,041 --> 00:23:11,209
Tazama jinsi inavyooza
kutoka ndani?

594
00:23:11,242 --> 00:23:14,079
- Hivi ndivyo ukweli unavyokufa.
- Anchor Being ni nini?

595
00:23:14,112 --> 00:23:16,514
Anchor Being ni huluki
ya umuhimu huo muhimu

596
00:23:16,547 --> 00:23:17,748
kwamba wanapokufa,

597
00:23:17,782 --> 00:23:21,118
dunia yao yote polepole
hunyauka kutokana na kuwepo.

598
00:23:21,152 --> 00:23:23,988
Umeshinda tu bahati nasibu
kwa sababu sikufa.

599
00:23:24,021 --> 00:23:25,857
Ilikuwa tu midlife kidogo
mgogoro. Mimi ni bora sasa.

600
00:23:25,891 --> 00:23:28,260
Ah, hapana, hapana, hapana. [anacheka]

601
00:23:30,428 --> 00:23:32,064
[Deadpool inacheka pamoja]

602
00:23:32,097 --> 00:23:34,900
- Ah, Mungu wangu.
- Ah, napenda kucheka.

603
00:23:34,933 --> 00:23:37,635
Je, unaweza kufikiria
kama wewe ungekuwa Kiumbe cha nanga?

604
00:23:37,668 --> 00:23:39,770
- [Deadpool, dully] Ndio.
- [anacheka] Oh!

605
00:23:39,804 --> 00:23:42,340
- Ndio.
- Hapana, si wewe, Bw. Wilson.

606
00:23:43,007 --> 00:23:44,474
Anchor yako ilikufa

607
00:23:44,509 --> 00:23:47,745
kwa kitendo
ya kujinyima hivyo epic

608
00:23:47,778 --> 00:23:50,147
kwamba ilileta mtetemeko
chini ya Rekodi ya Maeneo Uliyotembelea.

609
00:23:50,181 --> 00:23:53,251
Ninarejelea, kwa kweli, kwa ...

610
00:23:54,585 --> 00:23:58,356
Logan. Wolverine.

611
00:24:01,792 --> 00:24:04,262
[dhaifu] <i>Usiwe
walichokufanya.</i>

612
00:24:05,163 --> 00:24:07,932
[♪ mwamba mwepesi wa huruma
kucheza muziki]

613
00:24:12,570 --> 00:24:14,170
[kilio]

614
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:16,907
<i>Ah, ndivyo hivyo
jinsi inavyohisi...</i>

615
00:24:18,576 --> 00:24:19,776
[Deadpool] Logan.

616
00:24:20,511 --> 00:24:21,512
Bila shaka.

617
00:24:22,179 --> 00:24:23,180
Logan.

618
00:24:24,814 --> 00:24:25,884
[Deadpool inaugulia]

619
00:24:25,917 --> 00:24:27,451
[kupiga kelele] Logan?

620
00:24:27,485 --> 00:24:29,453
Jamaa aliye na uma kwa mikono?

621
00:24:29,487 --> 00:24:32,056
- Wolverine huyo?
- [kifaa kinalia]

622
00:24:32,089 --> 00:24:33,891
Ndio, nimeipata.
Unaweza kugeuza yako

623
00:24:33,924 --> 00:24:36,227
Picha za retro za kifo
mbali sasa. Ifanye isimame.

624
00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:37,762
Hatufanyi,
Bw. Wilson.

625
00:24:37,794 --> 00:24:39,030
Hakika hatuwezi kuizuia.

626
00:24:41,099 --> 00:24:42,133
[Deadpool]
Tumepata muda gani?

627
00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:44,834
Katika hali nyingi,
miaka elfu kadhaa.

628
00:24:44,868 --> 00:24:46,138
- Kweli, tamu.
- Kweli, kesi nyingi

629
00:24:46,171 --> 00:24:48,606
hawana haraka ya kutosha.
Si kwa ajili yangu.

630
00:24:48,639 --> 00:24:49,741
[Deadpool]
Hiyo ina maana gani?

631
00:24:49,775 --> 00:24:51,942
Ina maana kwamba nimepewa kazi

632
00:24:51,976 --> 00:24:54,411
pamoja na uangalizi
mwisho wa ulimwengu wako.

633
00:24:54,444 --> 00:24:55,378
Na bila kujali nini

634
00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:57,315
penseli inasukuma juu
ungependelea,

635
00:24:57,348 --> 00:24:58,583
sitaki

636
00:24:58,616 --> 00:25:02,152
kupoteza maisha yangu kuangalia kufa
polepole kwa sababu za asili.

637
00:25:02,186 --> 00:25:04,322
Tulikuwa tunapogoa tu
mambo haya. Rahisi.

638
00:25:04,355 --> 00:25:06,325
Kifahari. Ufanisi.
Lakini naambiwa TVA

639
00:25:06,358 --> 00:25:08,859
hapendi kufanya hivyo
tena. Naam, mimi kufanya.

640
00:25:08,894 --> 00:25:10,695
Na bila kujali
wanaoitwa wakuu wangu wanasema,

641
00:25:10,728 --> 00:25:13,331
multiverse haina
hitaji mlezi.

642
00:25:13,364 --> 00:25:15,032
Tunahitaji muuaji wa rehema.

643
00:25:15,066 --> 00:25:16,768
Na katika kesi hii,

644
00:25:16,802 --> 00:25:20,071
Mimi ndiye muuaji wa rehema. Ha!

645
00:25:21,372 --> 00:25:22,373
[anacheka]

646
00:25:23,441 --> 00:25:24,342
[kifaa kinalia]

647
00:25:24,375 --> 00:25:26,243
[Deadpool] Nini ndani
MacGuffin ni hiyo?

648
00:25:26,277 --> 00:25:28,612
[Bw. Kitendawili] Hiyo ni
a Time Ripper, Bw. Wilson.

649
00:25:28,646 --> 00:25:30,281
Kiongeza kasi.

650
00:25:30,314 --> 00:25:33,017
Mara baada ya kukamilika,
itaniruhusu kuharibu

651
00:25:33,050 --> 00:25:35,086
matrix ya muda
ya ulimwengu wako.

652
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:37,421
Unaona, sitaki
kufanya kazi kwa TVA.

653
00:25:37,455 --> 00:25:39,323
Nataka kuwa TVA.

654
00:25:39,357 --> 00:25:42,093
Na hatua ya kwanza inahusisha
kuonyesha shirika hili

655
00:25:42,126 --> 00:25:43,994
kiasi gani cha ufanisi zaidi
inaweza kuwa.

656
00:25:44,028 --> 00:25:45,862
Kwa kusema, nitakuwa
kutoa ulimwengu wako

657
00:25:45,895 --> 00:25:48,432
mwisho wa haraka na wa huruma.

658
00:25:48,466 --> 00:25:50,067
Na usijali, marafiki zako
hatahisi kitu.

659
00:25:50,101 --> 00:25:52,869
Itaisha hivi hivi.
"Oh, ni nini hicho?" [anaugulia]

660
00:25:53,471 --> 00:25:54,537
Niamini.

661
00:26:07,117 --> 00:26:09,553
Utakuwa Mzee Yeller
ulimwengu wangu mbaya?

662
00:26:09,587 --> 00:26:11,789
Mm... Kwa lugha yako, ndiyo.

663
00:26:11,823 --> 00:26:13,224
Mbili moyoni,
moja kichwani.

664
00:26:13,257 --> 00:26:15,326
Angalia, Bw. Wilson,
una chaguzi mbili.

665
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:16,861
Unaweza kujiunga tena
wapendwa wako

666
00:26:16,893 --> 00:26:18,763
na kusitisha kwa pamoja
kuwepo ndani,

667
00:26:18,796 --> 00:26:21,833
Ningesema, masaa 72. Au...

668
00:26:21,867 --> 00:26:24,401
unajiunga na Rekodi Takatifu ya Maeneo Uliyotembelea.

669
00:26:24,434 --> 00:26:26,838
Na unamaliza siku zako
ya kutokuwa na umuhimu

670
00:26:26,871 --> 00:26:29,106
na wastani.

671
00:26:29,140 --> 00:26:30,708
Wade.

672
00:26:30,741 --> 00:26:32,610
Wade, unaweza hatimaye,

673
00:26:32,643 --> 00:26:35,178
hatimaye jambo.

674
00:26:39,350 --> 00:26:42,186
- [Hulk ananguruma]
- [♪ kucheza muziki wa hisia]

675
00:26:44,789 --> 00:26:46,924
Ni hayo tu
Nimewahi kutaka sana.

676
00:26:46,957 --> 00:26:48,358
Najua.

677
00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:50,795
Najua.

678
00:26:50,829 --> 00:26:52,997
Na unajua mimi...
Mimi si kitu kama sivyo

679
00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:54,432
kubadilika kimaadili. [anacheka]

680
00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:56,065
[anacheka]

681
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,001
Ndiyo, ndiyo.

682
00:27:00,037 --> 00:27:01,272
Nitafanya.

683
00:27:01,305 --> 00:27:02,206
Chaguo la busara.

684
00:27:02,239 --> 00:27:04,074
Rekodi Takatifu ina furaha
kuwa na wewe.

685
00:27:04,108 --> 00:27:05,276
[Deadpool] Nilikuwa kweli
kuzungumza juu ya kutafuta

686
00:27:05,309 --> 00:27:07,143
Wolverine na kuvunja
pua yako mbaya.

687
00:27:07,913 --> 00:27:09,113
[anaugulia]

688
00:27:10,514 --> 00:27:11,949
[♪ hucheza muziki wa roki laini,
Wanasesere wa Goo "Iris"]

689
00:27:11,982 --> 00:27:14,718
<i>♪ Na ningeacha milele
kukugusa ♪</i>

690
00:27:14,752 --> 00:27:18,788
<i>♪ Kwa sababu najua
kwamba unanihisi kwa namna fulani ♪</i>

691
00:27:18,823 --> 00:27:20,024
[♪ kusimamishwa kwa wimbo]

692
00:27:20,826 --> 00:27:23,194
Mtafute. Mtafute!

693
00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:25,229
[Deadpool]
Na mvulana, aliwahi.</i>

694
00:27:25,262 --> 00:27:26,897
[kuguna]

695
00:27:26,931 --> 00:27:28,465
<i>Ambayo inaturudisha kwenye hili.</i>

696
00:27:30,401 --> 00:27:32,702
<i>Kunajisi
ya maiti takatifu.</i>

697
00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:35,572
- [♪ kucheza muziki wa kuigiza]
- [kupiga kelele na kunung'unika]

698
00:27:36,841 --> 00:27:38,541
- Ah, Mungu wangu!
- [Anapiga kelele]

699
00:27:39,542 --> 00:27:42,580
Lo! Mkono wangu mwenyewe!

700
00:27:42,613 --> 00:27:43,780
[askari 1 anapiga kelele]

701
00:27:43,813 --> 00:27:45,582
- [askari 1 anapiga kelele]
- [kuguna]

702
00:27:45,615 --> 00:27:47,218
- [askari 1 akipiga kelele]
- Sasa tunazungumza!

703
00:27:47,251 --> 00:27:48,751
[askari 1] Si kama hii!

704
00:27:48,785 --> 00:27:50,956
Hapana, Mungu mpendwa! Hapana!

705
00:27:50,988 --> 00:27:53,123
[Deadpool] Samahani!
Wolverine-ing ni ngumu!

706
00:27:53,157 --> 00:27:54,557
[askari 2] Fanya ikome!

707
00:27:54,591 --> 00:27:55,793
[Deadpool] Mangold alijaribu.

708
00:27:55,827 --> 00:27:57,695
[askari wakipiga kelele]

709
00:27:58,595 --> 00:28:00,664
Wewe mgonjwa jamani!

710
00:28:00,698 --> 00:28:02,066
Logan alikuwa shujaa.

711
00:28:02,099 --> 00:28:03,667
Na kitu pekee ambacho kinastahili shit

712
00:28:03,701 --> 00:28:05,101
kuwahi kutoka Kanada.

713
00:28:05,635 --> 00:28:06,669
[askari 1 analia]

714
00:28:07,237 --> 00:28:08,438
[askari 2 anapiga kelele]

715
00:28:12,877 --> 00:28:15,079
[Deadpool]
Pata jina la nchi yangu

716
00:28:15,112 --> 00:28:17,313
toka kinywani mwako.

717
00:28:18,214 --> 00:28:20,083
Na upanga wangu. Nipe hiyo.

718
00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:23,219
[hushusha pumzi]

719
00:28:23,253 --> 00:28:25,689
Lo, ni lazima nipate
Logan mwingine.

720
00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:27,457
Aliye hai.

721
00:28:27,490 --> 00:28:30,460
Msiinuke jamani.
Nitajiona nje.

722
00:28:30,493 --> 00:28:33,230
[♪ kucheza muziki wa mwamba wa synth,
"Nguvu ya Upendo"]

723
00:28:37,433 --> 00:28:38,434
Logan!

724
00:28:41,973 --> 00:28:43,774
Nitakuhitaji
kuja nami.

725
00:28:44,910 --> 00:28:46,109
Nani anauliza?

726
00:28:46,911 --> 00:28:48,211
[♪ muziki unasimama]

727
00:28:48,244 --> 00:28:50,178
[Deadpool] Oh, angalia
huyu dogo wa Hairy Lou Retton.

728
00:28:50,212 --> 00:28:52,081
Ulishikilia kutua,
kijana mdogo?

729
00:28:52,616 --> 00:28:53,651
Ndiyo, ulifanya!

730
00:28:53,683 --> 00:28:55,352
Mfalme mfupi wa ucheshi.

731
00:28:55,386 --> 00:28:57,787
Wolvie mzuri kama huyo.

732
00:28:57,821 --> 00:28:59,455
Tambua hali ya kuogofya, mtoto.

733
00:28:59,489 --> 00:29:01,190
- [♪ muziki wa synth rock unaanza tena]
- Aha!

734
00:29:01,224 --> 00:29:03,493
Kila kitu kinaonekana kuwaka moto.

735
00:29:03,526 --> 00:29:05,161
Je! una joka?

736
00:29:05,194 --> 00:29:07,764
Ooh, una Anchor Being
imeandikwa kote...

737
00:29:07,797 --> 00:29:09,531
[kuguna]

738
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:11,702
[kuunguruma]

739
00:29:11,735 --> 00:29:15,339
<i>♪ Mfanye mtu mmoja alie,
fanya mwanaume mwingine aimbe ♪</i>

740
00:29:15,940 --> 00:29:17,574
<i>♪ Badilisha mwewe... ♪</i>

741
00:29:17,607 --> 00:29:18,641
Kiraka!

742
00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:21,845
- [kuinua injini]
- Ah, sasa tunazungumza.

743
00:29:22,545 --> 00:29:24,248
Oh, ndiyo.

744
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,416
Hiyo ni goddamn nzima
kifurushi hapo hapo.

745
00:29:27,417 --> 00:29:28,351
Habari!

746
00:29:28,384 --> 00:29:31,120
Mimi tu ... Ninafanya ukaguzi
Anchor Viumbe.

747
00:29:31,154 --> 00:29:33,791
Oh. Ndio, hiyo itahitaji
mafuta kidogo ya nazi.

748
00:29:35,593 --> 00:29:36,726
[kuguna]

749
00:29:36,759 --> 00:29:38,062
[Kunguru akiwika]

750
00:29:38,094 --> 00:29:40,263
Nini katika kutomba?

751
00:29:40,296 --> 00:29:42,097
[anacheka] Uko sawa?

752
00:29:42,499 --> 00:29:43,434
Oh, ndiyo, ndiyo.

753
00:29:43,467 --> 00:29:45,435
Classic John Byrne
kahawia na hudhurungi.

754
00:29:45,468 --> 00:29:47,437
Sasa, ulipigana na Hulk
katika vazi hili. Hapana?

755
00:29:47,470 --> 00:29:49,439
- [kulia kwa kina]
- [♪ wimbo unasimama]

756
00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:52,108
Mimi ni Ajabu Yesu,
wewe kiumbe mtupu,

757
00:29:52,141 --> 00:29:53,309
na sita... [yells]

758
00:29:53,343 --> 00:29:54,812
- [Deadpool inaugulia]
- [♪ wimbo unaendelea kucheza]

759
00:29:55,713 --> 00:29:57,180
[kuguna]

760
00:30:00,115 --> 00:30:02,785
- [ngurumo ya radi]
- [kuomboleza]

761
00:30:02,820 --> 00:30:05,655
Sio wewe. Tunaenda tu
katika mwelekeo tofauti.

762
00:30:07,657 --> 00:30:08,858
[kuinua injini]

763
00:30:08,891 --> 00:30:09,926
Unajua, kutoka nyuma,

764
00:30:09,959 --> 00:30:11,095
unaangalia kidogo
kama Henry...

765
00:30:11,127 --> 00:30:12,527
- Oh, fuck yangu!
- [♪ wimbo unasimama]

766
00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:15,833
Cavillrine.
Hadithi ni za kweli.

767
00:30:15,866 --> 00:30:18,869
Na niseme, bwana,
kwa niaba ya wanadamu wote,

768
00:30:18,902 --> 00:30:20,871
hii inahisi sawa.

769
00:30:20,904 --> 00:30:22,437
Tutakutendea vizuri zaidi

770
00:30:22,472 --> 00:30:23,773
kuliko hao majungu
chini ya barabara.

771
00:30:23,806 --> 00:30:26,076
- Ulikuwa umeondoka tu.
- [Deadpool] Hapana, bwana.

772
00:30:26,110 --> 00:30:27,610
Sio wakati hatima
ya ulimwengu wangu iko kwenye ...

773
00:30:29,879 --> 00:30:30,880
[mwanaume anaguna]

774
00:30:31,447 --> 00:30:32,281
[kusonga]

775
00:30:32,315 --> 00:30:33,851
Huyu anaonekana kuahidi.

776
00:30:33,884 --> 00:30:35,184
Unaenda chini.

777
00:30:36,619 --> 00:30:37,620
[Logan] Tena.

778
00:30:38,454 --> 00:30:40,723
Nilikuambia.
Hujakaribishwa hapa.

779
00:30:40,757 --> 00:30:42,190
Hukaribishwi popote.

780
00:30:42,224 --> 00:30:43,492
Sasa ondoa fuck kwenye bar yangu.

781
00:30:43,525 --> 00:30:46,195
Nipe tu kinywaji kimoja zaidi
na kisha nitaondoka.

782
00:30:46,229 --> 00:30:48,032
[mhudumu wa baa] Sio hivyo
jinsi inavyofanya kazi.

783
00:30:48,065 --> 00:30:50,266
[Deadpool] Inafanya sasa.
Acha chupa.

784
00:30:50,299 --> 00:30:51,367
Nakujua, bubu?

785
00:30:51,401 --> 00:30:53,971
Hapana. Lakini ninakujua.

786
00:30:54,004 --> 00:30:55,505
Kila mtu ananijua.

787
00:30:56,973 --> 00:30:58,108
Mimi ndiye Wolverine.

788
00:30:58,142 --> 00:31:00,509
Ndiyo, wewe ni.

789
00:31:00,542 --> 00:31:02,644
Nami nitakuhitaji
kuja nami sasa hivi.

790
00:31:03,980 --> 00:31:05,381
Angalia, mwanamke, sivutii.

791
00:31:05,415 --> 00:31:06,816
Nimepata kweli
kwenye vikombe vyako hapa.

792
00:31:06,850 --> 00:31:08,383
Kwa nini niende nawe?

793
00:31:09,351 --> 00:31:11,219
Kwa sababu, kwa bahati mbaya,

794
00:31:11,253 --> 00:31:12,588
nakuhitaji,

795
00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:16,693
na kwa bahati mbaya zaidi,
ulimwengu wangu wote unakuhitaji.

796
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,928
Nyinyi wawili mtacheza au kupigana?

797
00:31:22,900 --> 00:31:24,332
Utachukua hiyo kutoka kwake?

798
00:31:24,366 --> 00:31:25,903
- Ndiyo.
- [anacheka]

799
00:31:25,936 --> 00:31:28,072
Naweza kukuambia kuwa na aina
ya usi-sogee-karibu-

800
00:31:28,105 --> 00:31:29,907
Nitavunja-moyo wako tu
vibe kwenda hapa,

801
00:31:29,940 --> 00:31:30,973
lakini kila Wolverine mwingine

802
00:31:31,007 --> 00:31:32,307
ingekuwa kweli kuniumiza kwa sasa.

803
00:31:32,340 --> 00:31:33,543
Na mimi nina aina ya
kwenye tiki.

804
00:31:33,576 --> 00:31:35,045
- Kwa hivyo, upsy-daisy. Hapa sisi kwenda.
- Lo, wah.

805
00:31:35,079 --> 00:31:36,113
- Nenda juu.
- Haya, haya!

806
00:31:36,146 --> 00:31:37,346
Nimekupata, mtu mkubwa.

807
00:31:38,648 --> 00:31:39,649
Oh.

808
00:31:41,084 --> 00:31:42,285
Whisky Dick ya makucha.

809
00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:43,853
Ni kawaida kabisa
katika Wolverines zaidi ya 40.

810
00:31:43,886 --> 00:31:44,854
Hutaki hii.

811
00:31:44,887 --> 00:31:47,557
Uko sahihi. mimi sifanyi.
Na hutaki hii.

812
00:31:47,589 --> 00:31:49,159
Isipokuwa unataka
pumua kwa kina

813
00:31:49,193 --> 00:31:50,392
kupitia paji la uso wako,

814
00:31:50,425 --> 00:31:52,628
Nakushauri ufikirie upya.

815
00:31:52,662 --> 00:31:53,729
Twende, karanga.

816
00:31:55,999 --> 00:31:58,134
[anacheka]

817
00:31:58,167 --> 00:32:00,235
Shikilia. Shikilia. Shikilia.

818
00:32:00,769 --> 00:32:01,770
Tazama hii.

819
00:32:02,771 --> 00:32:04,806
Sawa. Hiyo... Lo.

820
00:32:05,208 --> 00:32:06,409
Rahisi.

821
00:32:09,947 --> 00:32:11,480
Mungu mwema.

822
00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:13,515
Mbwa mwenye kiu ya asali,
si wewe?

823
00:32:14,449 --> 00:32:16,186
Ni sawa. Endelea.

824
00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:18,286
Watazamaji wamezoea
kwa nyakati ndefu.

825
00:32:19,188 --> 00:32:21,591
[kuguna, kuugua]

826
00:32:22,158 --> 00:32:23,625
[mapigo ya mwili]

827
00:32:23,658 --> 00:32:26,028
[anapumua]
Nadhani itabidi ufanye.

828
00:32:26,062 --> 00:32:27,263
Sawa, hapa sisi ...

829
00:32:28,232 --> 00:32:31,168
Lo! Angalia wale jammy.

830
00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:34,569
Hiyo ilichukua miaka 20 tu.

831
00:32:34,603 --> 00:32:36,840
Anchor Being
kuja juu!

832
00:32:36,874 --> 00:32:39,142
Upande wako wa kushoto, mtoto wa kike.

833
00:32:39,175 --> 00:32:40,275
Logan hii ina sawa

834
00:32:40,308 --> 00:32:42,545
anaweza-fanya-chochote-
muonekano wa muziki hata.

835
00:32:42,578 --> 00:32:44,646
Na ziada, yeye ni kweli
amevaa vazi

836
00:32:44,679 --> 00:32:45,915
kama haoni aibu kuwa

837
00:32:45,948 --> 00:32:47,316
katika filamu ya shujaa kwa mara moja.

838
00:32:47,350 --> 00:32:48,985
sielewi.

839
00:32:49,018 --> 00:32:50,220
Ulisema ulimwengu wangu unakufa

840
00:32:50,254 --> 00:32:52,687
kwa sababu gunia hili la karanga
alijiua.

841
00:32:52,721 --> 00:32:55,357
- Kweli, shida imetatuliwa.
- Mungu wangu.

842
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:59,796
Kwa kweli unafikiri unaweza
kuchukua nafasi ya Anchor Being

843
00:32:59,830 --> 00:33:01,798
na hii?

844
00:33:01,832 --> 00:33:04,399
Nisingekubali
Wolverine nyingine yoyote, BT dubs.

845
00:33:04,432 --> 00:33:06,433
Lakini umejishinda

846
00:33:06,468 --> 00:33:08,671
na kunileta
Wolverine mbaya zaidi!

847
00:33:08,704 --> 00:33:09,939
Unamaanisha nini, mbaya zaidi?

848
00:33:09,972 --> 00:33:11,440
Bw. Wilson.

849
00:33:11,473 --> 00:33:15,443
Wolverine huyu alianguka chini
ulimwengu wake wote.

850
00:33:15,477 --> 00:33:17,847
Yeye ni vitu vya hadithi,
lakini si kwa njia nzuri.

851
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,116
Na alichokifanya,

852
00:33:19,149 --> 00:33:20,515
vizuri,

853
00:33:20,549 --> 00:33:22,852
mambo mengine ni sawa
zaidi ya msamaha.

854
00:33:25,154 --> 00:33:26,487
Sawa.

855
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,424
Nitafanyaje... Je!
hii ni sawa? Nitafanya chochote.

856
00:33:29,458 --> 00:33:32,427
Nilikupa
nafasi ya ukuu.

857
00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:35,063
Kwa sababu wakuu wangu
alikuona "maalum."

858
00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:36,565
Kwa wazi sio maalum
kwa njia nzuri.

859
00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:37,633
Inaonekana una baadhi

860
00:33:37,667 --> 00:33:39,836
kusudi muhimu la siku zijazo
kutumikia.

861
00:33:39,869 --> 00:33:40,971
Pamoja na Thor. Ananishika.

862
00:33:41,004 --> 00:33:42,804
Lakini nilifanya wajibu wangu.

863
00:33:42,839 --> 00:33:44,874
Nilikupa nafasi
kuwa mtu.

864
00:33:44,907 --> 00:33:46,876
Na badala yake
kukubali sadaka yangu

865
00:33:46,909 --> 00:33:49,377
kwa unyenyekevu na shukrani,
umenivunja pua.

866
00:33:49,411 --> 00:33:50,445
[anapumua] Inaonekana nzuri.

867
00:33:50,478 --> 00:33:52,414
Na ulipungua
kadhaa ya wanaume wangu

868
00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:54,050
pamoja na maiti iliyofukuliwa
ya shujaa.

869
00:33:54,083 --> 00:33:56,418
Kudharau sio tu
mabaki yake lakini kumbukumbu yake.

870
00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:57,786
Wewe ni nini, Mtandao?

871
00:33:57,820 --> 00:34:00,056
Ulimwengu wako unakufa!

872
00:34:00,089 --> 00:34:01,456
Asante sana.

873
00:34:01,489 --> 00:34:02,791
Na hakuna wa kuizuia.

874
00:34:04,826 --> 00:34:06,527
[amechanganyikiwa]
Jambo la kibinadamu la kufanya

875
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:07,628
ni kuifanya haraka.

876
00:34:07,661 --> 00:34:09,564
Ni mawazo
ya kuuhamisha ulimwengu wangu

877
00:34:09,598 --> 00:34:10,868
kukufanya uwe kichaa?

878
00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:12,034
Ninakula hisia zangu.

879
00:34:12,068 --> 00:34:13,668
Ninakaribia kupoteza kila kitu
ambayo nimewahi kujali

880
00:34:13,702 --> 00:34:16,873
kwa sababu ngurumo hiyo yenye nywele nyingi
kutoka chini chini

881
00:34:16,906 --> 00:34:17,840
hatimaye kufa,

882
00:34:17,873 --> 00:34:20,476
naye amesimama
nyuma yangu, sivyo?

883
00:34:20,508 --> 00:34:22,477
Karibu MCU, kwa njia.

884
00:34:22,510 --> 00:34:24,679
Unajiunga kidogo
ya kiwango cha chini.

885
00:34:24,713 --> 00:34:26,747
Na wewe,
Nataka kuzungumza na bosi wako.

886
00:34:26,780 --> 00:34:28,184
Nataka umpate
kwenye simu

887
00:34:28,217 --> 00:34:30,219
na unamwambia, yeye, au hao,

888
00:34:30,253 --> 00:34:32,554
kwamba Ajabu H. Kristo
haichezi.

889
00:34:37,860 --> 00:34:38,861
Shit mtakatifu.

890
00:34:39,528 --> 00:34:41,463
Nimesikia tu sauti ya sauti

891
00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:43,431
ya kuziba matako
wote mara moja.

892
00:34:43,465 --> 00:34:44,599
Umetoka kwenye gridi ya taifa.

893
00:34:44,633 --> 00:34:46,034
Wakubwa wako hawajui
unaumwa nini

894
00:34:46,067 --> 00:34:47,102
wanafanya hapa chini.

895
00:34:47,136 --> 00:34:48,304
Naam, nitakuambia nini.

896
00:34:48,337 --> 00:34:50,273
Nina mkanda mweusi huko Karen...

897
00:34:50,306 --> 00:34:51,606
Nami nitaenda juu

898
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,976
na nitawaambia
yote kuhusu wewe na yako...

899
00:34:54,742 --> 00:34:56,543
Lo, ukimya ni mzuri, sivyo?

900
00:34:56,577 --> 00:34:57,679
Alikwenda wapi jamani?

901
00:34:57,712 --> 00:34:59,682
Kwa lundo la takataka.
Utatoshea moja kwa moja.

902
00:34:59,715 --> 00:35:01,317
[hunguruma]

903
00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:02,651
Whew.

904
00:35:02,684 --> 00:35:04,153
Hiyo ilikuwa karibu. [anacheka]

905
00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:09,791
[kupiga mdundo usio na sauti]

906
00:35:13,396 --> 00:35:15,596
[hatua zisizo na sauti zikipiga]

907
00:35:19,735 --> 00:35:20,970
[kulalamika]

908
00:35:24,974 --> 00:35:27,542
[Deadpool] Usifanye tu
simama hapo, nyani wewe.

909
00:35:27,575 --> 00:35:29,610
Nipe mkono juu.

910
00:35:29,643 --> 00:35:31,546
- [makucha yanapiga]
- Hapana. Mimi kwa kweli ni sawa.

911
00:35:31,579 --> 00:35:33,748
- Asante sana. [anaugulia]
- [Wolverine akiguna]

912
00:35:34,782 --> 00:35:35,951
[Wolverine]
tuko wapi jamani?

913
00:35:35,984 --> 00:35:38,420
[Deadpool] Sijui.
Inaonekana aina ya Mad Max-y.

914
00:35:38,452 --> 00:35:40,455
Lakini hiyo ingekuwa
Ukiukaji wa IP, sivyo?

915
00:35:40,488 --> 00:35:41,723
Vichekesho vya utani.

916
00:35:41,755 --> 00:35:43,491
- [kuguna]
- [Deadpool inapiga kelele]

917
00:35:43,524 --> 00:35:45,194
[mifupa kupasuka]

918
00:35:45,227 --> 00:35:46,628
[Deadpool] Fuck! Kumbe.

919
00:35:46,661 --> 00:35:48,129
Hata ulikuwa unasikiliza
huko nyuma?

920
00:35:48,163 --> 00:35:51,133
Ikiwa hatutafanya nyuma
kwa yule bwana Kitendawili punda,

921
00:35:51,167 --> 00:35:52,500
kila mtu ninayemjua atakufa.

922
00:35:52,534 --> 00:35:54,370
Sio shida yangu.

923
00:35:54,403 --> 00:35:56,571
Loo, ni hayo tu unayo?

924
00:35:56,604 --> 00:35:58,806
Ndivyo ulivyosema
wakati dunia yako ilienda shit?

925
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,044
[kupumua sana]
Njoo tena?

926
00:36:02,078 --> 00:36:04,080
Ndio, nilisikia yote kukuhusu.

927
00:36:04,113 --> 00:36:06,182
Jinsi ulivyoharibu kila kitu.

928
00:36:06,215 --> 00:36:07,349
Unapaswa kunishukuru

929
00:36:07,382 --> 00:36:09,050
kwa kukutoa nje
ya hicho kitanda unajiingiza.

930
00:36:09,084 --> 00:36:11,354
[anaugulia] Unachoma mgongo
mtoto wa mbwembwe!

931
00:36:11,387 --> 00:36:12,687
[kupiga kelele]

932
00:36:15,857 --> 00:36:17,360
[kupiga kelele, kuugua]

933
00:36:17,393 --> 00:36:18,726
Je, uko tayari kuwa mtulivu sasa?

934
00:36:18,759 --> 00:36:20,694
- [kuguna]
- [Deadpool inapiga kelele]

935
00:36:23,466 --> 00:36:24,665
[anaugulia]

936
00:36:25,867 --> 00:36:28,236
Pumzika vipande vipande, Fox. [kuguna]

937
00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:31,106
[♪ kucheza utangulizi wa wimbo wa wakati,
AC/DC "Hells Kengele"]

938
00:36:31,140 --> 00:36:32,842
[ndege wakilia]

939
00:36:43,051 --> 00:36:44,853
Sitaki kupigana na wewe,
karanga.

940
00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:47,588
Haijalishi ulifanya nini.

941
00:36:47,621 --> 00:36:49,290
- Ninahitaji tu msaada wako.
- [kuguna]

942
00:36:50,557 --> 00:36:52,228
Sijali.

943
00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:55,430
Lo... Uh-oh.

944
00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:56,899
[anapumua sana]

945
00:37:00,835 --> 00:37:03,538
Kumbe. Hii itaumiza.

946
00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:08,943
Sawa.

947
00:37:09,210 --> 00:37:10,778
Fuck yake.

948
00:37:10,811 --> 00:37:12,713
Hebu tuwape watu
walikuja kwa ajili ya nini.

949
00:37:12,746 --> 00:37:15,549
- [♪ wimbo unasimama]
- Wacha tuende.

950
00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:18,585
Pata soksi yako maalum,
wajinga.

951
00:37:18,619 --> 00:37:20,687
Itakuwa nzuri.

952
00:37:21,256 --> 00:37:22,590
[kuguna]

953
00:37:27,929 --> 00:37:29,464
[♪ kucheza muziki wa roki ngumu,
AC/DC "Hells Kengele"]

954
00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:30,764
[hunguruma]

955
00:37:31,965 --> 00:37:33,269
[milio ya bunduki]

956
00:37:41,675 --> 00:37:43,278
[wote wawili wakiguna]

957
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:46,881
[anaugulia]

958
00:37:53,456 --> 00:37:54,490
[mayowe]

959
00:37:54,523 --> 00:37:56,225
<i>♪ Kengele za Kuzimu ♪</i>

960
00:37:58,159 --> 00:38:00,995
<i>♪ nitakupa
hisia nyeusi ♪</i>

961
00:38:01,029 --> 00:38:03,899
<i>♪ Juu na chini mgongo wako ♪</i>

962
00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:07,469
<i>♪ Ikiwa umeingia kwenye uovu,
wewe ni rafiki yangu ♪</i>

963
00:38:07,502 --> 00:38:10,771
<i>♪ Tazama taa yangu nyeupe ikiwaka
nilipogawanya usiku ♪</i>

964
00:38:10,804 --> 00:38:12,706
- [kuguna, kunguruma]
- [Deadpool inacheka] Ew.

965
00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:14,876
Gotcha!

966
00:38:14,909 --> 00:38:18,745
<i>♪ Nimepata kengele yangu, nitaenda
kukupeleka kuzimu ♪</i>

967
00:38:18,779 --> 00:38:21,182
<i>♪ nitakupata,
Shetani anakupata ♪</i>

968
00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:22,782
- Kisu cha Mtoto!
- [anaomboleza]

969
00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:27,689
- [mayowe]
- Wacha tuone unakua

970
00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:28,890
kichwa chako kirudi nyuma.

971
00:38:28,923 --> 00:38:30,825
Subiri, subiri, subiri!
Naweza kurekebisha! Ninaweza kuirekebisha.

972
00:38:30,859 --> 00:38:32,994
- Rekebisha nini?
- Chochote ambacho ulifanya.

973
00:38:33,727 --> 00:38:35,230
Chochote kilichokufanya kuwa mbaya sana.

974
00:38:35,630 --> 00:38:37,031
Wale... Wale

975
00:38:37,065 --> 00:38:39,666
mikwaruzo kwenye TVA.
Ulimsikia.

976
00:38:40,667 --> 00:38:41,902
Wana nguvu
kumaliza ulimwengu wangu,

977
00:38:41,935 --> 00:38:45,273
lakini pia wanayo
uwezo wa kubadilisha yako.

978
00:38:46,841 --> 00:38:50,078
Tunarudi huko,
na tunaweza kurekebisha ulimwengu wako.

979
00:38:50,111 --> 00:38:51,279
Pamoja.

980
00:38:52,546 --> 00:38:53,814
Naahidi.

981
00:38:55,216 --> 00:38:56,417
Wanaweza kurekebisha.

982
00:38:57,519 --> 00:38:58,820
[mtu] Halo!

983
00:38:58,853 --> 00:39:00,955
Tunapigana kila mmoja, tunashindwa.

984
00:39:00,989 --> 00:39:02,390
[Deadpool] Mungu Mpendwa, ni yeye.

985
00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:04,791
- WHO?
- [Deadpool] Yule.

986
00:39:04,826 --> 00:39:07,728
Shujaa aliye sawa
kustarehesha chakula, au Molly.

987
00:39:07,761 --> 00:39:10,398
Jibu la wazungu
kwa tamaa zote.

988
00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:11,731
Na mwingine A-lister.

989
00:39:11,764 --> 00:39:13,168
Onyo la haki, nzuri.

990
00:39:13,201 --> 00:39:15,270
Utakutana
lugha chafu,

991
00:39:15,303 --> 00:39:17,839
mcheshi wa punda,
lakini tumepigwa marufuku

992
00:39:17,872 --> 00:39:19,740
kutokana na kutumia cocaine. Kwenye kamera.

993
00:39:19,773 --> 00:39:22,009
- [mtu] Wanakuja.
- [Deadpool] "wao" ni nani?

994
00:39:22,042 --> 00:39:24,412
- [injini inarudi]
- [♪ kucheza muziki wa kutisha]

995
00:39:28,682 --> 00:39:30,218
Lo, wanaendesha gari kwa hasira.

996
00:39:35,190 --> 00:39:36,024
[kuguna]

997
00:39:36,057 --> 00:39:37,926
Sasa hiyo ni kutua kwa shujaa.

998
00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:40,161
[♪ muziki wa kutisha unaendelea]

999
00:39:43,665 --> 00:39:45,065
[♪ muziki unasimama]

1000
00:39:45,098 --> 00:39:46,301
Nimepata hii.

1001
00:39:46,335 --> 00:39:48,336
[♪ muziki wa kutisha unaendelea]

1002
00:39:52,673 --> 00:39:53,874
[kunusa]

1003
00:39:58,613 --> 00:40:00,048
[injini inarudi]

1004
00:40:10,057 --> 00:40:11,292
Kaa karibu.

1005
00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:12,460
[Deadpool] Ndio, ndio, Cap'n.

1006
00:40:13,759 --> 00:40:14,962
Umepata hii.

1007
00:40:17,031 --> 00:40:20,766
Cassandra atakuwa na hasira
anapoona tulichokamata.

1008
00:40:21,602 --> 00:40:22,703
Huwezi kukimbia.

1009
00:40:22,769 --> 00:40:24,005
Kila mtu anajua hilo.

1010
00:40:24,037 --> 00:40:27,208
Unaona mtu yeyote anakimbia,
dick kwa wabongo?

1011
00:40:27,242 --> 00:40:29,077
Hutapenda
nini kitatokea baadaye.

1012
00:40:29,110 --> 00:40:31,111
- [Deadpool] Oh. Ee Mungu wangu.
- [♪ kucheza muziki wa kusisimua]

1013
00:40:31,144 --> 00:40:33,448
Ee Mungu wangu.
Ee Mungu wangu, atasema.

1014
00:40:33,481 --> 00:40:34,514
- Ah! Kumbe.
- [Deadpool] Ha!

1015
00:40:34,548 --> 00:40:36,083
Oh, Mungu wangu! Atasema!

1016
00:40:36,116 --> 00:40:37,852
- Sema nini?
- Walipiza kisasi, kusanyika ...

1017
00:40:37,885 --> 00:40:39,320
- Moto umewaka!
- Samahani, nini sasa?

1018
00:40:41,722 --> 00:40:43,925
[♪ kucheza muziki wa ajabu]

1019
00:40:55,469 --> 00:40:57,271
[kuhema, kuhema]

1020
00:40:58,940 --> 00:41:01,242
[kupiga kelele kwa mbali]

1021
00:41:01,276 --> 00:41:02,643
- [clang]
- Oh!

1022
00:41:02,676 --> 00:41:04,012
Kumbe!

1023
00:41:04,045 --> 00:41:05,046
Ahhh!

1024
00:41:05,612 --> 00:41:06,812
[kuguna]

1025
00:41:07,982 --> 00:41:10,285
- Hatumjui mtu huyo.
- [Deadpool] Tulidhani tulifanya.

1026
00:41:10,318 --> 00:41:12,386
Nakujua wewe.

1027
00:41:12,419 --> 00:41:14,454
- [Deadpool] Sh...
- [Sabretooth anafoka]

1028
00:41:15,088 --> 00:41:16,123
[hunguruma]

1029
00:41:16,156 --> 00:41:17,157
Sabretooth.

1030
00:41:17,592 --> 00:41:18,792
Ndugu yako.

1031
00:41:19,527 --> 00:41:21,296
Je, uko tayari kufa?

1032
00:41:21,329 --> 00:41:24,031
[Deadpool] Subiri, subiri, subiri,
subiri, subiri, subiri! Wakati!

1033
00:41:24,598 --> 00:41:26,199
Unaonekana mjinga.

1034
00:41:26,233 --> 00:41:28,936
Watu wamesubiri miongo kadhaa
kwa pambano hili.

1035
00:41:28,970 --> 00:41:30,803
Haitakuwa rahisi.
Mtoto Kisu.

1036
00:41:30,837 --> 00:41:32,739
Piga risasi mbili,
unamshusha.

1037
00:41:32,774 --> 00:41:34,875
Udhibiti wa upande, kisha mlima kamili,

1038
00:41:34,908 --> 00:41:36,276
na unasaga na kupiga

1039
00:41:36,310 --> 00:41:37,979
mpaka asitoe sauti
kwa sababu amekufa.

1040
00:41:38,012 --> 00:41:39,981
- Funga fuck up!
- [Deadpool] Oh, Mungu wangu!

1041
00:41:40,014 --> 00:41:42,450
Sawa. Bahati nzuri.
Mimi ni shabiki mkubwa.

1042
00:41:42,483 --> 00:41:43,984
[kupumua sana]

1043
00:41:45,485 --> 00:41:46,520
[anacheka]

1044
00:41:47,621 --> 00:41:49,056
[nguruma]

1045
00:41:49,090 --> 00:41:50,491
[nguruma]

1046
00:41:54,494 --> 00:41:56,029
- [kuguna]
- [Deadpool] ni nini, msichana?

1047
00:41:56,063 --> 00:41:57,964
- Kuna shida kwenye kisima?
- [mwili kunyoosha]

1048
00:42:02,803 --> 00:42:04,472
[anacheka] Shida kubwa.

1049
00:42:04,504 --> 00:42:06,173
Tazama!

1050
00:42:06,206 --> 00:42:09,410
Kichwa cha malkia wako wa thamani,

1051
00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:10,445
Furiosa!

1052
00:42:11,578 --> 00:42:13,413
Nina Wolverine!

1053
00:42:13,447 --> 00:42:16,616
Mimi peke yangu ninamdhibiti!

1054
00:42:16,650 --> 00:42:18,953
Unakuja kwa ajili yangu,

1055
00:42:18,986 --> 00:42:21,488
unakuja kwa ajili yake.

1056
00:42:23,090 --> 00:42:24,991
Pole sana.
Najua inatamkwa "yeye."

1057
00:42:25,025 --> 00:42:26,893
Mimi ni kipofu wa jinsia.
Ni msalaba wangu kubeba.

1058
00:42:26,927 --> 00:42:28,361
Nani anafuata?

1059
00:42:28,395 --> 00:42:29,530
- Chura!
- [kufoka]

1060
00:42:29,564 --> 00:42:30,864
Uko juu.

1061
00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:34,735
[kupiga kelele]

1062
00:42:34,768 --> 00:42:35,968
[wote wawili wanalalamika]

1063
00:42:37,870 --> 00:42:38,904
[Deadpool] Uh-oh.

1064
00:42:38,939 --> 00:42:40,308
- Ah, mtakatifu ...
- Kumbe.

1065
00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:41,341
[pigo]

1066
00:42:42,743 --> 00:42:44,644
[viumbe wanapiga kelele]

1067
00:42:49,049 --> 00:42:51,051
[Deadpool inaugulia, inagugumia]

1068
00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:53,153
[Deadpool] Mungu wa Ngurumo.

1069
00:42:54,688 --> 00:42:55,889
[Miguno ya Deadpool]

1070
00:42:56,956 --> 00:42:58,492
Nililala kwa muda gani?

1071
00:42:58,525 --> 00:43:00,161
Sio wote mlikuwa mmelala.

1072
00:43:00,194 --> 00:43:01,795
- [Miguno ya Deadpool]
- Usijisumbue.

1073
00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:04,097
Wao ni wa kina sana.

1074
00:43:04,131 --> 00:43:06,366
Ikiwa unajua tulipo,
kuanza kuzungumza.

1075
00:43:06,967 --> 00:43:08,634
Uko Utupu.

1076
00:43:08,668 --> 00:43:10,772
Ifikirie kama toharani.

1077
00:43:10,805 --> 00:43:13,140
Reed aliita
junkyard ya kimetafizikia.

1078
00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:14,741
Ambapo chochote kisicho na maana huenda

1079
00:43:14,775 --> 00:43:16,977
kabla ya kupata
kuangamizwa milele.

1080
00:43:17,010 --> 00:43:19,846
Na ambapo TVA inatuma
watu ambao hawachezi vizuri

1081
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,014
na wengine wa anuwai.

1082
00:43:21,047 --> 00:43:22,783
- Kama wewe?
- Na wewe.

1083
00:43:22,817 --> 00:43:24,317
[Deadpool] Je!
kuangamiza?

1084
00:43:24,785 --> 00:43:25,819
Alioth.

1085
00:43:25,852 --> 00:43:27,287
[Deadpool]
Alioth yuko katika jambo hili?

1086
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,388
Kutoka kwa <i>Loki,</i> Msimu wa 1, Kipindi cha 5?

1087
00:43:29,422 --> 00:43:31,591
Kila mtu hapa
yuko mbioni kutoka kwa Alioth.

1088
00:43:32,125 --> 00:43:33,794
Wengi hawafanikiwi.

1089
00:43:33,828 --> 00:43:35,863
Kuna upinzani, ingawa.

1090
00:43:35,897 --> 00:43:38,931
Watu wengine kama sisi
ambayo iliweza kuishi.

1091
00:43:38,964 --> 00:43:40,333
Wamejificha
katika maeneo ya mipakani,

1092
00:43:40,367 --> 00:43:42,837
kujaribu kutafuta njia
jamani nje hapa.

1093
00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:44,237
Kisha ndio tunaenda.

1094
00:43:44,271 --> 00:43:46,239
[Deadpool] "Sisi"? Sisi? Timu?

1095
00:43:46,273 --> 00:43:48,308
Jibu ni ndiyo.
Tikisa juu yake.

1096
00:43:48,909 --> 00:43:50,143
Kumbe! Umeipiga.

1097
00:43:50,177 --> 00:43:52,212
Nimepata kidokezo tu
kisu chako kidogo cha nyama.

1098
00:43:52,245 --> 00:43:54,414
Hawa "wengine" wanaweza kutusaidia
rudi kwenye TVA.

1099
00:43:54,448 --> 00:43:55,481
Wafanye warekebishe mambo.

1100
00:43:55,514 --> 00:43:57,684
[anacheka kwa kejeli]

1101
00:43:57,717 --> 00:43:59,185
Kitu cha kuchekesha, bub?

1102
00:43:59,218 --> 00:44:00,987
Anaweza kuwa na kitu '
kusema kuhusu hilo.

1103
00:44:01,021 --> 00:44:02,289
"Yeye" ni nani?

1104
00:44:03,557 --> 00:44:04,758
Katika Utupu,

1105
00:44:04,791 --> 00:44:06,526
wewe ni chakula cha Alioth

1106
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,196
au unamfanyia kazi.

1107
00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:11,431
[♪ kucheza muziki wa kusisimua]

1108
00:44:21,341 --> 00:44:22,409
[injini inanguruma]

1109
00:44:30,851 --> 00:44:32,219
[metal creaking]

1110
00:44:33,019 --> 00:44:34,454
[pigo la metali nzito]

1111
00:44:41,896 --> 00:44:43,562
[kuunguruma kwa injini]

1112
00:44:54,708 --> 00:44:57,043
[♪ kucheza muziki wa wasiwasi]

1113
00:45:06,019 --> 00:45:07,486
[kuguna]

1114
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:08,688
[analia kimya]

1115
00:45:09,489 --> 00:45:10,490
[kuguna]

1116
00:45:21,534 --> 00:45:24,571
[Deadpool] Huh.
Paul Rudd hatimaye mzee.

1117
00:45:24,604 --> 00:45:26,372
Loo, lazima iwe
Juggernaut ya mwaka huu.

1118
00:45:26,405 --> 00:45:28,140
- Asante.
- Ningeweka sauti zako chini.

1119
00:45:28,173 --> 00:45:29,575
Yeye hapendi mazungumzo.

1120
00:45:29,608 --> 00:45:30,809
Atakupenda.

1121
00:45:32,211 --> 00:45:34,413
[♪ polepole makubwa
jengo la muziki]

1122
00:45:46,928 --> 00:45:48,661
[Deadpool] Je!
Huyo ni Charles?

1123
00:45:48,694 --> 00:45:50,931
Jambo... Jambo, Chuck! Ni sisi!

1124
00:45:50,964 --> 00:45:52,298
Huyo sio Chuck.

1125
00:45:52,331 --> 00:45:53,532
Ah, shit.

1126
00:45:54,902 --> 00:45:56,402
[Deadpool] Oh, uwezo. Kubwa.

1127
00:45:56,435 --> 00:45:58,939
Hilo halitapita vizuri
pamoja na kundi la watu walioamka.

1128
00:45:58,972 --> 00:46:01,007
Wolverine.

1129
00:46:01,041 --> 00:46:03,475
Nilijiuliza lini
Ningempata mmoja wenu.

1130
00:46:04,076 --> 00:46:05,312
Wewe ni mmoja wa Xavier.

1131
00:46:05,345 --> 00:46:07,013
[Deadpool] Unamjua?
Unajua Chuck?

1132
00:46:07,048 --> 00:46:08,514
Lo, nilimjua.

1133
00:46:08,547 --> 00:46:09,951
Tulishiriki tumbo moja.

1134
00:46:09,984 --> 00:46:12,151
Alijaribu kukaba
dogo mjanja

1135
00:46:12,184 --> 00:46:13,618
na kitovu changu.

1136
00:46:13,651 --> 00:46:17,089
[Deadpool] Amina. Sijawahi
wapenda vyumba. Wangu ni kipofu.

1137
00:46:17,122 --> 00:46:18,791
Ila anaweza kuona cocaine.

1138
00:46:18,825 --> 00:46:20,259
Kwa baadhi ... sababu.

1139
00:46:20,292 --> 00:46:23,429
Unataka kupiga kelele,
Mfalme wako? Ninakufa hapa.

1140
00:46:23,462 --> 00:46:24,464
Wewe ni nani?

1141
00:46:24,497 --> 00:46:27,500
pacha wa Charles Xavier,
Cassandra Nova.

1142
00:46:27,533 --> 00:46:29,169
- Bullshit!
- Nilikuwa mkundu.

1143
00:46:29,202 --> 00:46:31,937
Hmm. Nyinyi wawili ni wazuri.

1144
00:46:31,972 --> 00:46:33,505
Nina hisia nzuri
kuhusu hili.

1145
00:46:36,342 --> 00:46:37,443
Na nimekuwa nikijaribu kukamata

1146
00:46:37,476 --> 00:46:39,545
kimulimuli huyu mdogo kwa miaka.

1147
00:46:40,179 --> 00:46:41,848
Si mimi, Johnny?

1148
00:46:41,881 --> 00:46:45,250
Lo... Umechagua vibaya
wakati wa kufanya marafiki wapya.

1149
00:46:45,284 --> 00:46:47,653
[Deadpool] Oh, Johnny alituambia
yote kuhusu wewe.

1150
00:46:47,686 --> 00:46:49,222
- Labda nyamaza sasa.
- Ndio, labda usifanye ...

1151
00:46:49,255 --> 00:46:50,322
[Deadpool]
Tunazungumza tu hapa.

1152
00:46:50,356 --> 00:46:51,490
Ndio, Johnny alituambia

1153
00:46:51,523 --> 00:46:53,692
wewe ni psychotic
punda wa megalomaniacal.

1154
00:46:53,726 --> 00:46:57,363
Maneno yake, sio yangu. Hellbent
juu ya kutawala na maumivu.

1155
00:46:58,330 --> 00:46:59,899
Ulisema yote hayo kunihusu?

1156
00:46:59,933 --> 00:47:01,633
Hapana! Hapana! mimi si...

1157
00:47:01,666 --> 00:47:03,903
- Sikusema yoyote kati ya hayo!
- Vijiti na mawe, Johnny!

1158
00:47:05,404 --> 00:47:07,406
Usimruhusu akuogopeshe.

1159
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,308
Ni kama ulivyosema
katika msafara huo.

1160
00:47:09,341 --> 00:47:11,276
Huyu kidole-lackin' amekufa ndani

1161
00:47:11,310 --> 00:47:14,213
pixie slab ya kiwango cha tatu
dime-store nut-maziwa

1162
00:47:14,246 --> 00:47:16,083
unaweza kula ladha yako
pete ya mdalasini

1163
00:47:16,117 --> 00:47:18,217
na piga mawe
njia yote ya kuzimu ya upara.

1164
00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:20,319
Sawa. Sijawahi kusema
neno lolote kati ya hayo

1165
00:47:20,352 --> 00:47:22,488
- katika maisha yangu yote!
- [Deadpool] Ha! Unyenyekevu.

1166
00:47:22,521 --> 00:47:24,522
Watu wanadhani mimi ni msemaji wa mambo.

1167
00:47:24,555 --> 00:47:25,659
Lakini huyu jamaa...

1168
00:47:25,692 --> 00:47:26,793
[smooches] Kiwango kinachofuata.

1169
00:47:26,827 --> 00:47:28,962
Je! Hii ... mimi ... Sisi ...

1170
00:47:28,995 --> 00:47:30,329
Hata sijui
nusu ya hiyo inamaanisha nini!

1171
00:47:30,362 --> 00:47:32,098
- Hii ... mimi ...
- Kofia yangu ni kwako, bwana.

1172
00:47:32,132 --> 00:47:33,164
- Kweli.
- Je! Hii...

1173
00:47:33,197 --> 00:47:35,166
Siku... Yeye ni...
Hiyo ni ... mimi ...

1174
00:47:35,199 --> 00:47:36,836
Mimi... si...

1175
00:47:36,870 --> 00:47:38,771
- [Deadpool inapasuka]
- [mapigo ya moyo]

1176
00:47:41,907 --> 00:47:43,009
[Deadpool]
Sio Chris ninayempenda.

1177
00:47:43,043 --> 00:47:44,410
Pumbavu wewe.

1178
00:47:44,442 --> 00:47:45,510
Umemfanya auawe tu!

1179
00:47:45,543 --> 00:47:47,413
[Deadpool] Halo!
Sote tunahuzunika!

1180
00:47:47,446 --> 00:47:49,715
PS, unajua nini
alikuwa anafanya bajeti?

1181
00:47:49,748 --> 00:47:50,950
[kutetemeka]

1182
00:47:52,251 --> 00:47:54,821
Alioth ana njaa.

1183
00:47:54,854 --> 00:47:56,523
[Deadpool] Kumekuwa
aina fulani ya makosa.

1184
00:47:56,556 --> 00:47:58,524
Njano kubwa ni
Kiumbe cha Munganisho,

1185
00:47:58,557 --> 00:48:01,193
na Mimi ni Ajabu Yesu.
MJ, kama wewe ni mbaya.

1186
00:48:01,226 --> 00:48:02,261
Hii inaweza kuwa ngumu kusikia,

1187
00:48:02,294 --> 00:48:03,996
lakini kuna
mhalifu mwingine wa Uingereza

1188
00:48:04,030 --> 00:48:05,131
nani ataharibu ulimwengu wangu,

1189
00:48:05,165 --> 00:48:06,298
na nitamzuia.

1190
00:48:06,331 --> 00:48:07,834
Ah, mpenzi,
hunipigi kweli

1191
00:48:07,868 --> 00:48:09,501
kama aina ya kuokoa dunia.

1192
00:48:10,436 --> 00:48:11,871
[ngurumo ikivuma kwa mbali]

1193
00:48:11,905 --> 00:48:13,739
Je! niligonga ujasiri?

1194
00:48:13,772 --> 00:48:15,473
[Deadpool] Sikutaka
kuja kwa hili.

1195
00:48:16,108 --> 00:48:17,143
Ama utusaidie

1196
00:48:17,177 --> 00:48:18,510
au rafiki yangu hapa ataimba

1197
00:48:18,544 --> 00:48:20,345
tendo zima la pili
ya <i>Mwanamuziki</i>

1198
00:48:20,379 --> 00:48:21,613
na joto-up ya sifuri.

1199
00:48:22,314 --> 00:48:23,582
Umepata wapi kiti?

1200
00:48:23,615 --> 00:48:24,649
[Cassandra Nova]
Naam, mara moja baada ya muda,

1201
00:48:24,682 --> 00:48:26,719
Ninapata Charles kupitia hapa.

1202
00:48:26,752 --> 00:48:28,154
Si yangu kamwe, ingawa.

1203
00:48:28,188 --> 00:48:31,356
Hapana. Hakujali kunitafuta.

1204
00:48:31,390 --> 00:48:34,961
[Deadpool inaugulia] Mwa Z
na majigambo yao ya kiwewe!

1205
00:48:34,994 --> 00:48:37,931
Hauwezi kuiweka chini tu,
kugeuza kuwa mafanikio

1206
00:48:37,964 --> 00:48:39,565
au saratani kama sisi wengine?

1207
00:48:39,598 --> 00:48:41,433
Lakini mimi si kama
wengine wenu.

1208
00:48:41,467 --> 00:48:43,402
Isipokuwa labda Wolverine.

1209
00:48:43,435 --> 00:48:46,071
Sasa, tunaweza kuwa
kweli inatisha pamoja.

1210
00:48:46,105 --> 00:48:47,406
Unatisha sana, huh?

1211
00:48:47,439 --> 00:48:49,742
TVA hakika ilifikiri hivyo.

1212
00:48:49,775 --> 00:48:52,411
Walinituma hapa
kabla sijaweza kutembea.

1213
00:48:52,444 --> 00:48:53,913
Na unajua,
ni jambo bora zaidi

1214
00:48:53,947 --> 00:48:55,713
iliyowahi kunitokea.

1215
00:48:55,747 --> 00:48:56,614
Ninaipenda hapa.

1216
00:48:56,647 --> 00:48:57,984
[Deadpool] Unaishi
katika dampo la takataka.

1217
00:48:58,017 --> 00:49:01,385
Nadhani sote tunajua ni nani anayeishi
kwenye jalala la takataka.

1218
00:49:01,419 --> 00:49:03,254
Utupu ni paradiso.

1219
00:49:03,287 --> 00:49:07,392
Ninaweza kutumia nguvu zangu hapa
bila aibu.

1220
00:49:07,426 --> 00:49:09,394
Kwa bahati mbaya nilikuwa nayo
hakuna Charles Xavier

1221
00:49:09,428 --> 00:49:11,396
kunifundisha kiasi.

1222
00:49:11,430 --> 00:49:13,398
Vipi kuhusu Charles wako?

1223
00:49:13,432 --> 00:49:14,732
Je, alikulinda?

1224
00:49:15,366 --> 00:49:17,535
Je, alikufanya ujisikie salama?

1225
00:49:17,568 --> 00:49:19,505
Sisi ni wabadilikaji.
Hatuko salama kamwe.

1226
00:49:19,538 --> 00:49:21,941
- [nguruma]
- [Cassandra anapiga kelele]

1227
00:49:22,274 --> 00:49:23,474
[anacheka]

1228
00:49:23,843 --> 00:49:24,911
[Lo!]

1229
00:49:27,612 --> 00:49:28,647
[Deadpool] Lo, wee,
wauu, wah!

1230
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,449
mimi si...
Sitaki moshi.

1231
00:49:30,482 --> 00:49:31,650
Sina nyama na wewe.

1232
00:49:31,683 --> 00:49:33,285
Ninataka tu kuokoa marafiki zangu.

1233
00:49:33,318 --> 00:49:34,585
Nataka tu kwenda nyumbani.

1234
00:49:34,619 --> 00:49:36,454
Naam, jambo ni kwamba,
Ningeweza kukufikisha nyumbani.

1235
00:49:36,487 --> 00:49:38,258
- Nzuri.
- Lakini sitaki.

1236
00:49:38,290 --> 00:49:40,559
[Deadpool] Sio nzuri.
[kulalamika]

1237
00:49:42,962 --> 00:49:45,496
Unataka nini, Wade Wilson?

1238
00:49:45,530 --> 00:49:48,033
[Deadpool inachuja] Wako...
vidole viko ndani yangu,

1239
00:49:48,066 --> 00:49:49,301
lakini si kwa njia nzuri.

1240
00:49:49,334 --> 00:49:52,303
Ndugu yangu angeweza kuingia
akili ya mtu na mawazo.

1241
00:49:52,336 --> 00:49:54,639
Lazima nichafue mikono yangu.

1242
00:49:54,672 --> 00:49:56,975
- [Deadpool inaomboleza]
- [kutetemeka]

1243
00:49:57,708 --> 00:49:58,978
Nimekupata.

1244
00:50:01,313 --> 00:50:02,713
[minong'ono] <i>Nimekupata...</i>

1245
00:50:05,117 --> 00:50:06,350
[Wade, amenyamaza]
<i>Unamaanisha nini?</i>

1246
00:50:07,986 --> 00:50:10,824
Siwezi... Siwezi kukufikia.
Haupo hapa.

1247
00:50:10,857 --> 00:50:12,524
Mimi niko hapa.

1248
00:50:12,558 --> 00:50:15,527
- Hapana, wewe sio. siwezi...
- Mimi niko hapa.

1249
00:50:15,561 --> 00:50:17,762
Kisha nionyeshe.
Huna budi kufanya kitu.

1250
00:50:18,997 --> 00:50:20,432
Nikuonyeshe nini?

1251
00:50:20,465 --> 00:50:24,335
Nionyeshe unajali
kitu kikubwa kuliko wewe.

1252
00:50:24,368 --> 00:50:28,406
<i>Tangu walipogeuka
chini, ulichukua goti.</i>

1253
00:50:29,074 --> 00:50:31,044
Mtoto, haujawahi kusimama tena.

1254
00:50:33,212 --> 00:50:35,080
Najua uko
kupitia kitu.

1255
00:50:35,113 --> 00:50:37,983
Acha nipitie na wewe.

1256
00:50:38,016 --> 00:50:40,419
- Wazimu wako unalingana na wazimu wangu.
- Wazimu wako unalingana na wazimu wangu.

1257
00:50:43,522 --> 00:50:44,923
Ulienda wapi?

1258
00:50:45,423 --> 00:50:46,892
[Wade] Oh, Mungu wangu.

1259
00:50:48,260 --> 00:50:49,862
[♪ kucheza muziki wa huzuni]

1260
00:50:49,895 --> 00:50:51,596
<i>Wewe sema tu. Sawa?</i>

1261
00:50:52,297 --> 00:50:53,332
<i>Sema, "Sikutaki.</i>

1262
00:50:53,364 --> 00:50:55,800
<i>"Sitaki kuwa na wewe."</i>

1263
00:50:55,834 --> 00:50:57,302
<i>Songa mbele. Sema.
Sema... Sema, "Si..."</i>

1264
00:50:57,336 --> 00:50:58,769
Sema.
Hutaki kuwa nami.

1265
00:50:58,803 --> 00:51:00,272
<i>Niambie hivyo na nitaondoka.</i>

1266
00:51:00,305 --> 00:51:01,340
<i>Sema, "Sikutaki."</i>

1267
00:51:01,372 --> 00:51:03,674
[♪ muziki wa huzuni unaendelea]

1268
00:51:07,511 --> 00:51:09,181
[anapumua] Fuck...

1269
00:51:09,214 --> 00:51:11,850
Hutawahi fucking jambo.

1270
00:51:15,753 --> 00:51:17,588
Je!

1271
00:51:17,622 --> 00:51:20,424
- Huwezi kamwe fucking jambo.
- Jambo la kutisha.

1272
00:51:20,458 --> 00:51:22,794
[♪ muziki wa huzuni unaendelea]

1273
00:51:26,366 --> 00:51:29,000
- [Vanessa] <i>Uta...</i>
- [Cassandra] <i>Uta...</i>

1274
00:51:29,033 --> 00:51:30,969
- kamwe...
- <i>kamwe...</i>

1275
00:51:31,003 --> 00:51:32,238
- jamani...
- jamani...

1276
00:51:32,272 --> 00:51:35,108
- jambo.
- <i>jambo...</i>

1277
00:51:37,142 --> 00:51:38,476
[Deadpool]
Yeye kamwe alisema hivyo.

1278
00:51:38,509 --> 00:51:39,609
- [Cassandra] Hapana.
- [anaomboleza]

1279
00:51:39,643 --> 00:51:41,579
[kwa sauti ya kejeli]
Lakini mimi bet alifikiria.

1280
00:51:41,612 --> 00:51:42,647
[Deadpool splutters]

1281
00:51:42,681 --> 00:51:45,416
[Deadpool inaugulia]
Wewe ni mbaya sana!

1282
00:51:45,449 --> 00:51:46,584
Ubongo wangu unaweza kuonja
vidole vyako,

1283
00:51:46,617 --> 00:51:48,753
na walionja kama chuki!

1284
00:51:48,786 --> 00:51:51,490
Na wapi kwa jina la Mungu
ni mratibu wa urafiki?

1285
00:51:51,523 --> 00:51:54,327
Umepotea sana, Bw. Wilson.

1286
00:51:54,359 --> 00:51:56,761
Na muda mrefu kabla ya kuja hapa.

1287
00:51:58,163 --> 00:51:59,197
Hiki ni Kisu cha Mtoto.

1288
00:51:59,231 --> 00:52:00,497
Atakutomba
usoni sasa.

1289
00:52:00,530 --> 00:52:01,799
Ukitaka kuniua,

1290
00:52:01,834 --> 00:52:03,701
itachukua
zaidi ya blade kidogo.

1291
00:52:03,734 --> 00:52:05,536
[Deadpool] Vipi kuhusu sita?

1292
00:52:05,569 --> 00:52:09,240
[anacheka kwa dhihaka]
Kijana wangu mwovu mwenye nguvu.

1293
00:52:09,273 --> 00:52:10,909
Huyo ni kijana wangu mkubwa.

1294
00:52:10,942 --> 00:52:12,412
Ndiyo, wewe ni.

1295
00:52:12,444 --> 00:52:13,711
[anaugulia]

1296
00:52:14,380 --> 00:52:15,579
[anacheka]

1297
00:52:18,482 --> 00:52:20,051
[Cassandra]
Naam, hii imekuwa furaha.

1298
00:52:20,085 --> 00:52:22,354
Lakini mtu mkubwa anahitaji kula,
na kodi inadaiwa.

1299
00:52:22,387 --> 00:52:24,122
- [ kishindo cha kutisha]
- [Ngurumo ya radi]

1300
00:52:25,790 --> 00:52:26,825
Kwa njia,

1301
00:52:26,858 --> 00:52:28,293
wewe ni kodi.

1302
00:52:28,327 --> 00:52:30,527
[kuunguruma]

1303
00:52:38,269 --> 00:52:39,603
[nguruma]

1304
00:52:42,941 --> 00:52:43,976
[wapiganaji wakipiga kelele]

1305
00:52:47,478 --> 00:52:50,314
- [mlio wa umeme]
- Njoo! Kumbe!

1306
00:52:50,348 --> 00:52:51,514
- [injini inaanza]
- Unakuja au nini?

1307
00:52:51,548 --> 00:52:52,751
[Deadpool] Inakuja!

1308
00:53:02,961 --> 00:53:05,163
[injini ikiporomoka kwa umbali]

1309
00:53:07,865 --> 00:53:09,566
- [mayowe ya mbali]
- [injini kupasuka]

1310
00:53:10,035 --> 00:53:11,369
[kuguna]

1311
00:53:11,402 --> 00:53:12,702
[wote wawili wanaugua]

1312
00:53:12,736 --> 00:53:13,805
Unafikiria nini kuhusu?

1313
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,506
- Ondoa fuck kutoka kwangu!
- Shh, shh, shh.

1314
00:53:15,539 --> 00:53:17,641
- [Strains] Karibu kumaliza.
- Karibu kufanya nini?

1315
00:53:17,675 --> 00:53:19,577
Kutoa kisu changu nje
ya matako yako,

1316
00:53:19,610 --> 00:53:21,345
- kupotosha!
- Aah! Kumbe!

1317
00:53:21,379 --> 00:53:23,248
Ondoa akili yako kwenye suruali yangu!

1318
00:53:23,281 --> 00:53:25,616
- Ninamwambia Blake.
- Sheria mpya.

1319
00:53:25,984 --> 00:53:26,852
Ninazungumza sasa.

1320
00:53:26,885 --> 00:53:28,420
Hiyo itakuwa ngumu sana
juu ya hadhira.

1321
00:53:28,453 --> 00:53:31,056
Nyamaza jamani!

1322
00:53:31,089 --> 00:53:32,090
Acha nifikirie.

1323
00:53:32,124 --> 00:53:34,192
Sasa tunapaswa kurudi
kwa Kitendawili, sawa?

1324
00:53:36,128 --> 00:53:37,728
Kweli?

1325
00:53:37,762 --> 00:53:39,965
<i>Nisamehe.</i> Je, ninaruhusiwa
kuongea sasa au...

1326
00:53:39,998 --> 00:53:42,266
Tikisa tu kichwa, punda.

1327
00:53:43,969 --> 00:53:44,970
Sawa.

1328
00:53:45,003 --> 00:53:46,537
Kisha tunapata wengine
yule mtoto maskini, Johnny,

1329
00:53:46,570 --> 00:53:47,805
alikuwa anazungumzia
kabla ya kumuua!

1330
00:53:47,839 --> 00:53:49,640
[Deadpool] "Mtoto maskini."
Yeye, kama, 50!

1331
00:53:49,673 --> 00:53:50,707
Ndio, ikiwa iko
nafasi wanajua

1332
00:53:50,740 --> 00:53:52,376
jinsi ya kutoka hapa,
tunawapata.

1333
00:53:52,410 --> 00:53:54,379
Na kuwafanya hao majambazi wa TVA
kurekebisha shit yangu

1334
00:53:54,413 --> 00:53:55,713
kama ulivyoahidi!

1335
00:53:55,746 --> 00:53:57,215
[Deadpool] Nina harufu ya kutaka.

1336
00:53:57,249 --> 00:53:58,748
[kunusa]

1337
00:54:00,018 --> 00:54:01,019
Nasikia harufu ya chakula.

1338
00:54:04,156 --> 00:54:07,826
Kwa hivyo ni nini kilikufanya hatimaye kuvaa
vazi la uaminifu kwa Mungu?

1339
00:54:09,394 --> 00:54:11,561
Yangu ni nyekundu
kwa hiyo hawawezi kuniona natoka damu.

1340
00:54:11,594 --> 00:54:14,433
Lakini niliweza kuona jinsi
njano itakuwa muhimu pia.

1341
00:54:14,466 --> 00:54:16,101
Je, umeangaliwa kwa ADHD?

1342
00:54:16,134 --> 00:54:17,436
Mm-mm.

1343
00:54:17,469 --> 00:54:19,569
Lakini nimekuwa na STD kadhaa,

1344
00:54:19,602 --> 00:54:21,771
ambayo pengine yalisababishwa
na ADHD.

1345
00:54:21,805 --> 00:54:22,874
Kumbe!

1346
00:54:23,773 --> 00:54:25,377
Unatafuta nini?

1347
00:54:25,410 --> 00:54:26,978
Oh. Asante jamani.

1348
00:54:28,046 --> 00:54:29,914
Hapana, hapana, hapana, hapana.
Huko ni kusugua pombe.

1349
00:54:29,947 --> 00:54:31,450
Hutaki kunywa...
Oh, ndiyo.

1350
00:54:31,483 --> 00:54:32,883
Haya basi. Fuck ini hilo.

1351
00:54:33,284 --> 00:54:34,318
[hushusha pumzi]

1352
00:54:34,351 --> 00:54:36,220
- Nzuri. Sawa.
- [anapumua]

1353
00:54:37,255 --> 00:54:38,356
Ni nini jamani hizo?

1354
00:54:38,989 --> 00:54:39,857
Oh.

1355
00:54:39,890 --> 00:54:41,826
Kurudi katika maisha ya raia,
Ninavaa toupee,

1356
00:54:41,859 --> 00:54:43,561
lakini hakuna anayejua. [anacheka]

1357
00:54:43,593 --> 00:54:44,863
[anacheka]

1358
00:54:45,997 --> 00:54:47,597
Kila mtu anajua.

1359
00:54:50,034 --> 00:54:51,602
Unataka kuzungumza juu
nini kinakusumbua,

1360
00:54:51,635 --> 00:54:53,871
au tusubiri
kwa kitendo cha tatu kurudi nyuma?

1361
00:54:53,904 --> 00:54:56,007
Ah... Nenda ujifanye mwenyewe.

1362
00:54:59,277 --> 00:55:00,278
Unajua...

1363
00:55:01,846 --> 00:55:04,181
katika ulimwengu wangu, wewe ni ...
[husafisha koo]

1364
00:55:05,417 --> 00:55:06,616
Unazingatiwa vyema.

1365
00:55:06,649 --> 00:55:08,286
Ndio, sio yangu.

1366
00:55:09,253 --> 00:55:11,188
Hawanipendi sana
kwangu pia.

1367
00:55:11,222 --> 00:55:12,622
Husemi.

1368
00:55:12,655 --> 00:55:14,724
Nilitaka kuwa kitu,
unajua. Mimi...

1369
00:55:15,594 --> 00:55:17,328
Shit, nilitaka kuwa Mlipiza kisasi.

1370
00:55:17,361 --> 00:55:19,762
- Fuck Avengers.
- Ndio.

1371
00:55:19,796 --> 00:55:22,066
Sikuweza kukata, ingawa.
Sawa na X-Men...

1372
00:55:24,001 --> 00:55:25,068
Wakati mpenzi wangu aliniacha,

1373
00:55:25,101 --> 00:55:26,670
- na mimi tu ...
- Ulikuwa na rafiki wa kike?

1374
00:55:27,037 --> 00:55:28,073
Ndiyo.

1375
00:55:28,472 --> 00:55:29,840
Vanessa.

1376
00:55:29,874 --> 00:55:31,408
Tulipokutana, alikuwa dansi.

1377
00:55:32,576 --> 00:55:33,776
Tulikuwa na maisha yote.

1378
00:55:35,012 --> 00:55:36,614
Ilikuwa nzuri.

1379
00:55:36,647 --> 00:55:38,850
Lakini, loo, kijana, mimi tu... Mwah.

1380
00:55:39,917 --> 00:55:41,718
Imekaa sawa.

1381
00:55:42,419 --> 00:55:43,554
Lakini wewe,

1382
00:55:43,587 --> 00:55:44,922
ulikuwa X-Man.

1383
00:55:44,955 --> 00:55:47,024
Fuck hiyo.
Ulikuwa X-Man. Wewe...

1384
00:55:48,758 --> 00:55:50,095
Wolverine.

1385
00:55:52,396 --> 00:55:54,031
Alikuwa shujaa katika ulimwengu wangu.

1386
00:55:55,797 --> 00:55:57,002
Ndio, sawa ...

1387
00:55:58,169 --> 00:55:59,303
yeye si shit kwangu.

1388
00:56:04,741 --> 00:56:07,345
Ulisema, "Logan alikuwa shujaa."
Nini kilitokea?

1389
00:56:08,245 --> 00:56:09,247
Alikufa.

1390
00:56:09,914 --> 00:56:11,248
Jinsi gani?

1391
00:56:11,282 --> 00:56:13,883
Kweli, kitaalam, ulikuwa
alipigwa kifua na mti, lakini,

1392
00:56:13,917 --> 00:56:15,684
kweli, wewe tu
iliishiwa na betri

1393
00:56:15,717 --> 00:56:17,956
- kujaribu kuokoa mtu.
- WHO?

1394
00:56:17,989 --> 00:56:19,858
Shitheels
hiyo ilikua katika maabara

1395
00:56:19,891 --> 00:56:21,425
alimwita "X-23." Lakini...

1396
00:56:22,226 --> 00:56:23,928
alikuwa mtoto tu.

1397
00:56:23,961 --> 00:56:27,599
Mdogo, mpole,
kwa namna fulani toleo mbaya zaidi yako.

1398
00:56:27,632 --> 00:56:29,401
Ulikufa ukijaribu kumwokoa.

1399
00:56:29,434 --> 00:56:30,901
Ilikuwa nzuri.

1400
00:56:30,935 --> 00:56:33,904
Angalia, <i>mijo,</i>
Najua unaumia.

1401
00:56:33,938 --> 00:56:36,340
Kipofu wangu, mzee,
Mmarekani mwenye asili ya Kiafrika,

1402
00:56:36,373 --> 00:56:39,610
Al kipofu, daima husema hivyo
maumivu yanatufundisha sisi ni nani.

1403
00:56:39,643 --> 00:56:41,312
Wakati fulani tunahitaji kusikiliza
kwa maumivu hayo

1404
00:56:41,345 --> 00:56:42,379
badala ya kuikimbia.

1405
00:56:42,413 --> 00:56:44,048
- Shit takatifu.
- Ndio, yeye ni mwenye busara.

1406
00:56:44,081 --> 00:56:46,684
Hapana, hapana, hapana. Hilo ndilo jina lake?
Unamwita "Blind Al"?

1407
00:56:46,716 --> 00:56:47,919
Naam, yeye ni kipofu.

1408
00:56:48,352 --> 00:56:49,588
[mbwa akibweka]

1409
00:56:49,621 --> 00:56:52,722
[♪ hucheza muziki wa ballad, Chris
de Burgh "The Lady in Red"]

1410
00:56:59,697 --> 00:57:04,301
<i>♪ Sijawahi kukuona ukitafuta
nzuri sana kama ulivyofanya usiku wa leo ♪</i>

1411
00:57:04,335 --> 00:57:09,940
<i>♪ Sijawahi kukuona uking'aa
mkali sana, mm-hmm, hmm ♪</i>

1412
00:57:10,841 --> 00:57:14,511
<i>♪ Mwanamke mwenye rangi nyekundu ♪</i>

1413
00:57:16,779 --> 00:57:19,749
<i>♪ Anacheza nami ♪</i>

1414
00:57:20,951 --> 00:57:23,019
<i>♪ Shavu kwa shavu ♪</i>

1415
00:57:23,052 --> 00:57:25,422
<i>♪ Hakuna mtu hapa... ♪</i>

1416
00:57:25,456 --> 00:57:26,755
Angalia wewe!

1417
00:57:26,788 --> 00:57:27,891
Anakuja nasi.

1418
00:57:27,925 --> 00:57:29,828
- Hapana, yeye sio. Kumbe hakuna!
- Ndio, yuko.

1419
00:57:29,861 --> 00:57:31,262
- Ndio, ndio ...
- [mtu] Samahani!

1420
00:57:31,295 --> 00:57:33,998
- [♪ wimbo unasimama]
- Samahani kuhusu hilo!

1421
00:57:34,031 --> 00:57:36,266
Njoo hapa, msichana! [anacheka]

1422
00:57:36,299 --> 00:57:37,568
Wewe ni nani?

1423
00:57:37,601 --> 00:57:38,936
Lo, mimi ni Deadpool.

1424
00:57:38,969 --> 00:57:40,738
Na nadhani wewe ni Deadpool pia.

1425
00:57:40,770 --> 00:57:42,840
Lakini humu ndani, kila mtu
ananiita "Nicepool."

1426
00:57:42,873 --> 00:57:44,541
Oh, wema wangu.
Subiri hadi uone Ladypool.

1427
00:57:44,575 --> 00:57:45,942
Yeye ni mrembo.

1428
00:57:45,975 --> 00:57:48,112
Alikuwa na mtoto pia.
Na... [huvuma sana]

1429
00:57:48,145 --> 00:57:49,080
Hata siwezi kusema.

1430
00:57:49,114 --> 00:57:50,581
Sidhani kama unatakiwa
kusema hivyo.

1431
00:57:50,614 --> 00:57:52,049
Hiyo ni sawa.

1432
00:57:52,082 --> 00:57:53,683
Ninajitambulisha kama mpenda wanawake.

1433
00:57:53,716 --> 00:57:54,918
Sawa.

1434
00:57:56,552 --> 00:57:57,855
Je, hizo zimepambwa kwa dhahabu,

1435
00:57:57,887 --> 00:58:00,024
.50 aina ya Tai wa Jangwani
bastola?

1436
00:58:00,057 --> 00:58:01,058
' Bila shaka.

1437
00:58:01,091 --> 00:58:02,426
Ili kuendana na huggie ya sikio langu.

1438
00:58:02,459 --> 00:58:03,761
Je, ninaweza kuwa nao?

1439
00:58:03,793 --> 00:58:05,696
[anacheka] Juu ya maiti yangu.

1440
00:58:05,728 --> 00:58:06,963
[anacheka] Unafurahisha.

1441
00:58:06,996 --> 00:58:09,466
Na nadhani umefanya
tayari alikutana na Mary Puppins.

1442
00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:11,268
AKA Dogpool.

1443
00:58:11,302 --> 00:58:12,636
Makini mahali unapoweka
mikono yako.

1444
00:58:12,670 --> 00:58:15,405
Yeye ni asilimia tisini g-spot,
naye atakujulisha.

1445
00:58:15,438 --> 00:58:19,108
Unamruhusu huyu dogo atanie nje
macho yako kwa sekunde moja

1446
00:58:19,142 --> 00:58:21,278
na anaanza kufanya manunuzi
kwa papa mpya.

1447
00:58:21,312 --> 00:58:23,446
Ikiwa huwezi kuwa
mmiliki wa mnyama anayewajibika,

1448
00:58:23,479 --> 00:58:26,249
basi labda hustahili
huyu nyati mdogo.

1449
00:58:26,282 --> 00:58:28,518
Hatia kwa mashtaka yote,
Heshima yako.

1450
00:58:28,551 --> 00:58:29,585
Haitatokea tena.

1451
00:58:29,619 --> 00:58:31,087
Mbona wewe ni mzuri sana?

1452
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:32,723
Lo, haigharimu chochote kuwa mkarimu.

1453
00:58:32,756 --> 00:58:34,557
Kufungia jamani
pia ni bure.

1454
00:58:34,590 --> 00:58:36,026
- <i>Caliente.</i>
- Hii ni Logan.

1455
00:58:36,060 --> 00:58:37,193
Yeye huwa hana shati,

1456
00:58:37,226 --> 00:58:39,128
lakini amejiachia
tangu talaka.

1457
00:58:40,397 --> 00:58:42,032
Mask yako iko wapi?

1458
00:58:44,601 --> 00:58:45,636
Haya, nyie.

1459
00:58:45,669 --> 00:58:47,170
[ndege hupiga kelele kwa mbali]

1460
00:58:47,203 --> 00:58:48,171
Ugh, mtu huyu.

1461
00:58:48,204 --> 00:58:49,739
Tunatafuta
kwa kundi la walionusurika.

1462
00:58:49,772 --> 00:58:50,874
Loo, wako huko nje.

1463
00:58:50,908 --> 00:58:52,676
Ndio, lakini huruma kwa rehema,
wewe bora matumaini

1464
00:58:52,710 --> 00:58:54,478
kwamba hutakimbia
ndani ya kikosi cha Deadpool.

1465
00:58:54,511 --> 00:58:55,479
Ndio, wana wazimu.

1466
00:58:55,512 --> 00:58:57,181
Watakukatakata
vipande elfu moja

1467
00:58:57,214 --> 00:58:58,481
na kukuficha kote Utupu.

1468
00:58:58,514 --> 00:59:00,484
Laiti wangeweza kusindika
majeraha yao ya utotoni,

1469
00:59:00,517 --> 00:59:02,353
wangeenda kwenye heka moja
ya safari ya uponyaji.

1470
00:59:02,386 --> 00:59:03,653
Angalia, tunaelekea
kwa maeneo ya mipakani.

1471
00:59:03,686 --> 00:59:04,955
Unajua ni wapi?

1472
00:59:04,988 --> 00:59:07,758
Ndio, hiyo...
hiyo ni 12 klicks kutokana na magharibi.

1473
00:59:07,790 --> 00:59:09,092
Naweza kukukopesha safari yangu,
ukipenda.

1474
00:59:09,125 --> 00:59:11,195
Ingekuwa heshima yangu.

1475
00:59:13,564 --> 00:59:14,565
[ndege wanalia]

1476
00:59:14,598 --> 00:59:16,766
[Deadpool] Ah, hapana, hapana, hapana, hapana.
Sivyo kabisa.

1477
00:59:16,799 --> 00:59:18,901
Uh-uh. Nini...
Hapana! Hapana!

1478
00:59:18,935 --> 00:59:19,969
Ingia tu kwenye gari.

1479
00:59:20,001 --> 00:59:21,171
Hili si gari.

1480
00:59:21,205 --> 00:59:23,673
Hii ni Honda fuckin 'Odyssey.

1481
00:59:23,706 --> 00:59:25,708
Jibu la koo linanyonya jogoo.

1482
00:59:25,742 --> 00:59:26,944
Mfumo wa infotainment wa tarehe.

1483
00:59:26,977 --> 00:59:28,712
Honda alipoona
chlamydia ambayo haijatibiwa

1484
00:59:28,745 --> 00:59:29,912
ilikuwa inarudi,

1485
00:59:29,946 --> 00:59:32,649
walizua
Honda Odyssey kushindana.

1486
00:59:32,683 --> 00:59:35,785
Ingia kwenye gari la kuogofya.

1487
00:59:35,819 --> 00:59:37,754
Atakufikisha hapo
salama na sauti.

1488
00:59:37,787 --> 00:59:40,022
Old Betsy hufanya hivyo kila wakati.

1489
00:59:40,056 --> 00:59:42,459
Itabidi
nirudishe mbwa wangu, ingawa.

1490
00:59:42,493 --> 00:59:43,827
[Deadpool] Najua. Sikiliza.

1491
00:59:43,861 --> 00:59:45,361
- [Dogpool whimpers]
- Ndio, mtoto.

1492
00:59:45,395 --> 00:59:47,697
Ikiwa ungependa kumpa,
au ikiwa anahitaji nyumba mpya,

1493
00:59:47,730 --> 00:59:49,731
au kama kitu
inapaswa kukutokea,

1494
00:59:49,765 --> 00:59:50,967
Ningependa kuwa baba yake.

1495
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,403
[anacheka] Je!
imewahi kunitokea?

1496
00:59:53,436 --> 00:59:54,570
[Deadpool] Mambo mengi.

1497
00:59:58,141 --> 00:59:59,509
- Yesu.
- [Deadpool] Hapana!

1498
00:59:59,542 --> 01:00:01,344
Tunakimbia. [kuguna]

1499
01:00:01,377 --> 01:00:03,146
- [Wolverine] Nipe hiyo.
- Mahindi yalikuwa mnene sana, msichana!

1500
01:00:03,179 --> 01:00:04,214
- [Wolverine] Huko.
- Njoo hapa!

1501
01:00:04,248 --> 01:00:05,681
- [Deadpool] Fuck!
- [Nicepool] Habari!

1502
01:00:07,550 --> 01:00:08,684
- [injini inaanza]
- Kwaheri.

1503
01:00:08,718 --> 01:00:11,320
[♪ Avril Lavigne "Nipo Na
Wewe" hucheza kwenye stereo ya gari]

1504
01:00:11,354 --> 01:00:12,189
[anapumua]

1505
01:00:12,222 --> 01:00:16,526
<i>♪ Ni usiku wa baridi sana ♪</i>

1506
01:00:16,559 --> 01:00:21,329
<i>♪ Kujaribu kubaini
maisha haya ♪</i>

1507
01:00:21,363 --> 01:00:24,066
<i>♪ Hutanichukua
kwa mkono? ♪</i>

1508
01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:26,436
<i>♪ Nipeleke mahali papya ♪</i>

1509
01:00:26,469 --> 01:00:31,107
<i>♪ Sijui wewe ni nani
Lakini mimi ♪</i>

1510
01:00:31,140 --> 01:00:33,543
<i>♪ nipo nawe... ♪</i>

1511
01:00:34,510 --> 01:00:36,045
[Deadpool] Sawa,
Nitauliza tu...

1512
01:00:36,078 --> 01:00:37,213
Suti ya nini?

1513
01:00:37,246 --> 01:00:38,948
Jambo la kwanza nilifanya
nilipowaka moto,

1514
01:00:38,981 --> 01:00:40,049
- Niliondoa yangu.
- Idondoshe.

1515
01:00:40,082 --> 01:00:41,416
[Deadpool] Sio mbaya sana.

1516
01:00:41,450 --> 01:00:43,052
- Acha kuzungumza juu ya suti yangu.
- Je, uliifanya mwenyewe?

1517
01:00:43,085 --> 01:00:44,521
- Imekuwepo.
- Acha. Sasa.

1518
01:00:44,555 --> 01:00:47,623
X-Men wanakufanya uvae?
Hao wana wa mbwembwe.

1519
01:00:47,657 --> 01:00:49,358
Wao si marafiki zako,
Nitakuambia hivyo.

1520
01:00:49,392 --> 01:00:51,894
Marafiki hawaruhusu marafiki
kuondoka nyumbani inaonekana kama

1521
01:00:51,928 --> 01:00:53,763
wanapambana na uhalifu
kwa Kondoo wa Los Angeles.

1522
01:00:53,796 --> 01:00:55,132
Nyamaza jamani
kuhusu hili, au...

1523
01:00:55,165 --> 01:00:57,266
Lo, waa, wa. Tazama
mistari yako ya uso, malaika mtoto.

1524
01:00:57,300 --> 01:00:58,501
Ninajaribu tu
kuunganisha kidogo.

1525
01:00:58,534 --> 01:01:00,169
Ndio, basi zungumza
kuhusu jambo lingine.

1526
01:01:00,203 --> 01:01:01,204
Sawa.

1527
01:01:04,641 --> 01:01:06,275
Pshew. Pole, tupu.

1528
01:01:06,776 --> 01:01:07,878
Pshew!

1529
01:01:07,911 --> 01:01:10,480
- Acha.
- Pshew.

1530
01:01:10,513 --> 01:01:12,147
Ikiwa wanaweza kurekebisha ulimwengu wako,
kitu gani cha kwanza

1531
01:01:12,180 --> 01:01:13,283
utafanya
ukitoka hapa?

1532
01:01:13,317 --> 01:01:14,784
Pata picha za pombe za kusugua,

1533
01:01:14,818 --> 01:01:16,486
labda kifuta maji ya wiper?

1534
01:01:16,519 --> 01:01:18,287
- Ulisema nini?
- Nilisema ukirudi,

1535
01:01:18,321 --> 01:01:19,555
kitu gani cha kwanza
utafanya?

1536
01:01:19,589 --> 01:01:21,157
Hapana, hapana, hapana. Kabla ya hapo.

1537
01:01:22,158 --> 01:01:24,093
Ikiwa ... wanaweza kurekebisha ulimwengu wako?

1538
01:01:24,761 --> 01:01:25,762
[kuguna]

1539
01:01:27,997 --> 01:01:29,565
Unamaanisha nini, "ikiwa"?

1540
01:01:30,166 --> 01:01:31,199
- Ninamaanisha ...
- Ulinidanganya.

1541
01:01:31,233 --> 01:01:32,400
Huna fujo jamani

1542
01:01:32,435 --> 01:01:34,103
kama wanaweza kunisaidia
rekebisha mambo, je!

1543
01:01:34,136 --> 01:01:35,771
Hapana. Namaanisha... Lo!

1544
01:01:35,805 --> 01:01:38,441
Kumbe! Kumbe! Sikudanganya!

1545
01:01:38,474 --> 01:01:41,511
- Ulisema uwongo!
- Hapana! Nilifanya hamu ya elimu!

1546
01:01:43,212 --> 01:01:44,680
Kwa sababu nakuhitaji.

1547
01:01:45,648 --> 01:01:49,451
Hii. Hii ndiyo sababu. Hapa hapa.

1548
01:01:49,484 --> 01:01:51,386
Maana kama hatufanyi
kitu, wanakufa.

1549
01:01:51,419 --> 01:01:53,656
sijui chochote
kuhusu kuokoa ulimwengu.

1550
01:01:53,689 --> 01:01:55,224
Na kwa nini hata nijali?

1551
01:01:55,258 --> 01:01:58,728
Kwa sababu ulimwengu wangu wote
iko hapa kwenye picha hii.

1552
01:01:58,761 --> 01:02:00,563
Ni watu tisa tu,

1553
01:02:00,596 --> 01:02:04,000
na mimi sijui
jinsi ya kuokoa peke yake.

1554
01:02:04,032 --> 01:02:06,202
Najua jinsi ya kudanganya watu
kwa pesa. Lakini wewe,

1555
01:02:06,235 --> 01:02:08,104
unajua jinsi ya kuwaokoa!

1556
01:02:09,105 --> 01:02:10,273
Angalau
Wolverine mwingine alifanya.

1557
01:02:10,306 --> 01:02:11,506
- [mwili kunyoosha]
- [anaomboleza]

1558
01:02:11,540 --> 01:02:14,476
Kumbe! Nadhani nimekwama
na ile mbaya zaidi.

1559
01:02:14,509 --> 01:02:16,646
Je, ulisema umefanya

1560
01:02:16,679 --> 01:02:20,016
hamu ya kuelimika?

1561
01:02:20,048 --> 01:02:22,250
Wananiita
"Msaidizi kwa Mdomo."

1562
01:02:22,285 --> 01:02:24,353
Hawanipigii simu
"Kweli Timmy,

1563
01:02:24,386 --> 01:02:26,389
"Malkia wa Blowjob
wa Saskatoon."

1564
01:02:26,924 --> 01:02:28,324
[kuguna kwa uchungu]

1565
01:02:30,092 --> 01:02:31,294
Neno moja zaidi.

1566
01:02:32,260 --> 01:02:35,164
Tafadhali nipe moja.
[kupumua sana]

1567
01:02:37,532 --> 01:02:38,668
Gubernatorial.

1568
01:02:38,701 --> 01:02:40,468
[Yelps] Lo, jamani!

1569
01:02:41,971 --> 01:02:43,506
Unajua nini?
Wewe ni mzaha sana.

1570
01:02:45,140 --> 01:02:46,576
Si ajabu Avengers
sikukuchukua.

1571
01:02:46,609 --> 01:02:49,478
Au X-Men. Na watachukua
kunyonya mtu yeyote.

1572
01:02:49,512 --> 01:02:50,913
I mean, wewe ni

1573
01:02:50,947 --> 01:02:54,583
mwenye ujinga, asiyekomaa,
mjinga nusu akili.

1574
01:02:55,083 --> 01:02:56,954
Sijawahi kukutana

1575
01:02:56,987 --> 01:02:58,254
huzuni zaidi,

1576
01:02:58,287 --> 01:03:00,891
umakini zaidi - njaa,
kupiga chomo kidogo

1577
01:03:00,924 --> 01:03:02,257
katika maisha yangu yote.

1578
01:03:02,290 --> 01:03:04,359
Na hiyo inasema mengi,
kwa sababu nimekuwa hai

1579
01:03:04,392 --> 01:03:07,064
kwa zaidi ya miaka 200 ya fuckin ',

1580
01:03:07,096 --> 01:03:08,364
na nitakuambia,

1581
01:03:08,397 --> 01:03:10,165
yule kifaranga mwenye kipara
alikuwa sahihi kuhusu jambo moja.

1582
01:03:10,198 --> 01:03:12,868
Hautawahi kuokoa ulimwengu!

1583
01:03:12,902 --> 01:03:15,604
Hukuweza hata kuhifadhi
uhusiano

1584
01:03:15,637 --> 01:03:17,440
na stripper ya mungu!

1585
01:03:17,473 --> 01:03:20,142
Na mama fucker, natamani
Ningeweza kusema utakufa peke yako,

1586
01:03:20,176 --> 01:03:23,211
lakini ni moja ya Mungu
utani bora kwamba huwezi kufa,

1587
01:03:23,244 --> 01:03:24,847
isipokuwa hiyo ni juu yetu sote!

1588
01:03:28,919 --> 01:03:31,320
Lo, huna la kusema,
Mdomo?

1589
01:03:31,354 --> 01:03:32,654
[kupumua sana]

1590
01:03:40,030 --> 01:03:41,763
[Deadpool]
Nitapigana nawe sasa.

1591
01:03:41,796 --> 01:03:43,665
[anacheka]

1592
01:03:43,698 --> 01:03:45,333
[anakoroma] Oh, je!

1593
01:03:49,039 --> 01:03:51,474
[wimbo unachezwa kwenye redio,
kubadilisha wimbo]

1594
01:03:51,507 --> 01:03:54,076
[♪ michezo ya kusisimua ya muziki wa pop,
"Wewe ndiye ninayetaka"]

1595
01:03:54,110 --> 01:03:55,377
[kuguna]

1596
01:03:55,410 --> 01:03:57,913
- [kuomboleza]
- Mm. Sio kuzungumza sasa, sivyo?

1597
01:03:57,947 --> 01:04:00,483
<i>♪ Na ninapoteza udhibiti ♪</i>

1598
01:04:00,515 --> 01:04:04,419
<i>♪ 'Kusababisha nguvu
unasambaza ♪</i>

1599
01:04:04,452 --> 01:04:05,687
[Deadpool]
Lo, mchafu mchafu.

1600
01:04:08,025 --> 01:04:09,591
[hunguruma]

1601
01:04:09,624 --> 01:04:11,927
- [kupiga kelele]
- <i>♪ Bora ujiunge ♪</i>

1602
01:04:11,961 --> 01:04:13,596
<i>♪ 'Kwa sababu ninahitaji mwanaume ♪</i>

1603
01:04:13,628 --> 01:04:15,330
[wote wawili wakiguna]

1604
01:04:15,362 --> 01:04:18,467
<i>♪ Na moyo wangu umekaa kwako ♪</i>

1605
01:04:18,501 --> 01:04:20,836
<i>♪ Bora ujiunge ♪</i>

1606
01:04:20,870 --> 01:04:22,304
- [anacheka]
- [Deadpool] Whoo!

1607
01:04:22,905 --> 01:04:23,973
[kuguna]

1608
01:04:24,006 --> 01:04:26,574
<i>♪ Kwa moyo wangu,
Lazima niwe kweli ♪</i>

1609
01:04:26,608 --> 01:04:30,245
<i>♪ Hakuna kilichosalia,
hakuna kilichobaki kwangu kufanya ♪</i>

1610
01:04:30,278 --> 01:04:32,280
<i>♪ Wewe ndiye ninayetaka ♪</i>

1611
01:04:33,049 --> 01:04:34,917
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, asali ♪</i>

1612
01:04:34,950 --> 01:04:36,483
<i>♪ Ile ninayotaka ♪</i>

1613
01:04:37,351 --> 01:04:38,587
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, asali ♪</i>

1614
01:04:38,621 --> 01:04:40,288
- [kukaza]
- Hapana, hapana, hapana! [mayowe]

1615
01:04:40,321 --> 01:04:41,790
[kupiga kelele kwa sauti ya juu]

1616
01:04:41,824 --> 01:04:43,458
- <i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>
- [mifupa kupasuka]

1617
01:04:43,491 --> 01:04:47,529
<i>♪ Ninayohitaji
Oh, ndiyo, kwa kweli ... ♪</i>

1618
01:04:50,199 --> 01:04:51,566
[kusonga]

1619
01:04:55,171 --> 01:04:56,603
[kupiga kelele]

1620
01:04:58,875 --> 01:05:00,442
- Kisu cha Mtoto!
- [mayowe]

1621
01:05:02,277 --> 01:05:03,545
[♪ kusimamishwa kwa wimbo]

1622
01:05:03,578 --> 01:05:06,915
Ninarudisha yote.
Honda Odyssey ni ngumu sana.

1623
01:05:06,948 --> 01:05:08,316
Mbaya sana huna, sindano Dick.

1624
01:05:08,349 --> 01:05:09,617
Loo, sisi tu
naanza, bubu.

1625
01:05:09,651 --> 01:05:11,419
- [Anapiga kelele]
- [♪ wimbo unaendelea kucheza]

1626
01:05:12,454 --> 01:05:14,222
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, asali ♪</i>

1627
01:05:14,255 --> 01:05:15,756
[Deadpool] Oh, wewe... Fuck!

1628
01:05:16,959 --> 01:05:18,525
- [Deadpool inaugua kwa sauti kubwa]
- <i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i>

1629
01:05:18,559 --> 01:05:20,462
- <i>♪ Ninayohitaji ♪</i>
- [kuugua hukoma]

1630
01:05:20,495 --> 01:05:23,264
<i>♪ Oh, ndiyo, kwa kweli ♪</i>

1631
01:05:23,298 --> 01:05:24,900
<i>♪ Wewe ndiye ninayetaka ♪</i>

1632
01:05:24,934 --> 01:05:25,968
[♪ wimbo unaisha]

1633
01:05:26,001 --> 01:05:27,435
[ndege wanalia]

1634
01:05:29,839 --> 01:05:31,406
[huacha kelele]

1635
01:05:34,609 --> 01:05:36,810
[♪ kucheza muziki wa kutisha]

1636
01:05:39,082 --> 01:05:40,715
[mlango wa gari unafunguliwa na kufungwa]

1637
01:05:40,749 --> 01:05:41,884
[injini inaanza]

1638
01:05:54,063 --> 01:05:56,331
[♪ kucheza muziki wa mafumbo]

1639
01:05:56,898 --> 01:05:58,433
[maji yanayotiririka]

1640
01:06:08,209 --> 01:06:09,510
[Deadpool] Thor!

1641
01:06:12,313 --> 01:06:13,347
tuko wapi?

1642
01:06:13,381 --> 01:06:16,818
Hakuna ufahamu, lakini ...
Nimeipenda hapa.

1643
01:06:16,851 --> 01:06:19,520
- [mlango unafunguliwa]
- [♪ muziki wa mafumbo unaongezeka]

1644
01:06:22,258 --> 01:06:24,292
[kuguna]

1645
01:06:24,325 --> 01:06:26,493
[Deadpool] Lo, wee,
wauu, wah!

1646
01:06:26,527 --> 01:06:28,730
[♪ kucheza muziki wa hisia]

1647
01:06:35,470 --> 01:06:37,337
- [♪ muziki kusitisha]
- [mlio wa chini]

1648
01:06:37,372 --> 01:06:39,841
[♪ elektroniki kubwa
kucheza muziki]

1649
01:06:49,416 --> 01:06:51,386
[kutetemeka kwa umeme]

1650
01:06:56,758 --> 01:06:57,759
[paka paka]

1651
01:07:13,976 --> 01:07:15,010
[♪ muziki unaisha]

1652
01:07:15,044 --> 01:07:16,912
Sawa.

1653
01:07:16,946 --> 01:07:20,014
Angalia wewe ... wote.
Lazima muwe wengine.

1654
01:07:20,647 --> 01:07:21,683
Inatisha.

1655
01:07:21,716 --> 01:07:24,986
Kwa hivyo ili kuburudisha, uko

1656
01:07:25,019 --> 01:07:25,954
- Ajabu...
- Elektra.

1657
01:07:25,987 --> 01:07:28,456
[Deadpool] Elektra?
Ndiyo. Nani angeweza kusahau?

1658
01:07:28,488 --> 01:07:31,626
Na wewe. Sikutarajia
kukuona hapa.

1659
01:07:31,659 --> 01:07:33,361
Nilidhani ulikuwa, unajua,

1660
01:07:33,394 --> 01:07:34,930
mstaafu. [anacheka]

1661
01:07:35,629 --> 01:07:36,630
Je, umechelewa?

1662
01:07:38,033 --> 01:07:39,067
[Deadpool] "Mstaafu."

1663
01:07:39,100 --> 01:07:40,134
Tayari niko Utupu.

1664
01:07:40,168 --> 01:07:41,336
Sijaribu
ili kughairiwa tena.

1665
01:07:41,368 --> 01:07:43,437
- Sipendi wewe.
- [Deadpool] Hujawahi kufanya.

1666
01:07:44,806 --> 01:07:47,275
Na huyu ni nani
ukumbusho wa kupendeza

1667
01:07:47,308 --> 01:07:48,877
ya mapungufu yangu mwenyewe?

1668
01:07:48,910 --> 01:07:50,477
Angalia wewe.

1669
01:07:50,510 --> 01:07:53,249
Unaonekana kama
toleo la shujaa wa Hawkeye.

1670
01:07:53,282 --> 01:07:56,650
Jina la Remy LeBeau,
<i>Le Diable Blanc.</i>

1671
01:07:56,683 --> 01:07:58,087
Lakini unaweza kuniita Gambit.

1672
01:07:58,120 --> 01:07:59,922
[Deadpool] Ni muda mrefu umepita
tangu nimeona <i>Sling Blade.</i>

1673
01:07:59,954 --> 01:08:00,955
Nipige tena.

1674
01:08:01,655 --> 01:08:02,825
Wananiita Gambit.

1675
01:08:02,858 --> 01:08:04,193
[Deadpool] Je!
Je, una uhakika hukufanya

1676
01:08:04,226 --> 01:08:05,425
kweli tu,
wanataka kweli,

1677
01:08:05,459 --> 01:08:06,829
lakini haijawahi kufanya kazi kabisa?

1678
01:08:07,962 --> 01:08:09,430
[anaongea bila kueleweka]

1679
01:08:09,464 --> 01:08:11,900
Unajua, hatukuwahi kuwa nayo
Wolverine hapa juu.

1680
01:08:12,567 --> 01:08:13,568
Lakini naweza kukuambia sasa,

1681
01:08:13,601 --> 01:08:15,603
ni adabu ya kawaida tu
kuuliza

1682
01:08:15,637 --> 01:08:17,373
kabla ya kunywa
pombe yangu yote.

1683
01:08:17,405 --> 01:08:19,640
Naam, ni jambo jema
Sijisikii.

1684
01:08:19,673 --> 01:08:21,910
[anacheka, anaongea waziwazi]

1685
01:08:22,978 --> 01:08:23,979
Kumbe.

1686
01:08:26,446 --> 01:08:28,082
- [chupa kupasuka]
- [Deadpool] Inatia aibu sana.

1687
01:08:29,150 --> 01:08:30,218
Boo, bu, bu.

1688
01:08:30,251 --> 01:08:31,352
Naam, sasa hiyo
hiyo imetulia, angalia,

1689
01:08:31,386 --> 01:08:32,786
tumetoka mbali
kukupata watatu.

1690
01:08:32,821 --> 01:08:34,555
- Kuna wanne wetu.
- [Deadpool] Kuna nne ...

1691
01:08:34,589 --> 01:08:36,624
Halo, subiri. Je, ni Magneto?

1692
01:08:36,657 --> 01:08:38,725
Mungu mpendwa mbinguni,
iwe Magneto,

1693
01:08:38,759 --> 01:08:39,793
- kwa sababu pamoja naye ...
- Amekufa.

1694
01:08:39,827 --> 01:08:41,863
[Deadpool] Fuck!
Sasa Disney inapata nafuu?

1695
01:08:41,895 --> 01:08:43,932
Ni kama Pinocchio amekwama
uso wake katika punda wangu

1696
01:08:43,966 --> 01:08:46,301
- na kuanza kusema uwongo kama wazimu.
- Ooh, wewe mbaya!

1697
01:08:46,334 --> 01:08:48,736
<i>Mon petit rouge. Laissez
les bons temps rouler, huh?</i>

1698
01:08:48,770 --> 01:08:51,638
[Deadpool] Hakuna neno moja.
Unafanya nini hasa?

1699
01:08:51,672 --> 01:08:54,242
Maliza kadi za kucheza
na kuwafanya waende boom!

1700
01:08:54,275 --> 01:08:56,544
[Deadpool] Nguvu yako
uchawi wa karibu. Hiyo ni nzuri.

1701
01:08:56,577 --> 01:08:58,212
Hatujachanganyikiwa kabisa.

1702
01:08:58,246 --> 01:08:59,613
Kwa hivyo ni nani aliyetuleta hapa?

1703
01:08:59,646 --> 01:09:00,915
[Sauti] Hiyo itakuwa mimi.

1704
01:09:03,351 --> 01:09:05,752
[♪ kucheza muziki kwa bidii]

1705
01:09:11,192 --> 01:09:12,459
Usinifanye nijute.

1706
01:09:14,063 --> 01:09:17,565
[Deadpool] Mtakatifu shit. Logan.
Huyo ndiye. Hiyo ni X-23.

1707
01:09:17,598 --> 01:09:19,200
Yeye ndiye niliyekuambia habari zake.

1708
01:09:23,637 --> 01:09:25,806
Halo, nyote mlikwama vipi
katika Utupu?

1709
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:27,442
Mlango uligongwa.

1710
01:09:27,474 --> 01:09:29,509
- TVA ilinituma hapa.
- Mimi pia.

1711
01:09:29,543 --> 01:09:30,610
Kweli, labda nilizaliwa hapa.

1712
01:09:30,644 --> 01:09:31,913
Ni... Ni ngumu
kujua kwa hakika.

1713
01:09:31,946 --> 01:09:35,515
TVA iliamua
ulimwengu wetu ulikuwa unakufa.

1714
01:09:35,549 --> 01:09:37,652
Na sikupata hata nafasi
kupigania.

1715
01:09:40,321 --> 01:09:42,489
[Elektra] Watu kama sisi
usiende kimya kimya.

1716
01:09:42,522 --> 01:09:44,726
TVA inajua hilo,
hivyo wakatutoa nje.

1717
01:09:44,759 --> 01:09:47,161
[smooches]
Jibu ni ndiyo. niko ndani.

1718
01:09:47,195 --> 01:09:49,130
- Katika nini?
- [Deadpool] Timu.

1719
01:09:49,163 --> 01:09:51,366
Mimi, wewe, wewe na mimi.
Sisi sote pamoja.

1720
01:09:51,399 --> 01:09:52,798
Hebu kupata kutomba
kutoka mahali hapa.

1721
01:09:52,833 --> 01:09:54,567
Usimsikilize.
Ni mwongo mtupu!

1722
01:09:54,601 --> 01:09:56,404
[Deadpool]
Ilikuwa hamu ya elimu!

1723
01:09:56,437 --> 01:09:58,039
-Ha!
- [Deadpool] Angalia.

1724
01:09:59,474 --> 01:10:01,441
Tumekuwa ndani
Nyumba ya Cassandra.

1725
01:10:01,475 --> 01:10:03,911
Njia pekee ya kutoka kwa Utupu
ni kupitia kwake.

1726
01:10:03,945 --> 01:10:05,847
Anaweza kutupeleka nyumbani.
Alituambia.

1727
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:08,416
Subiri kidogo,
umekuwa ndani?

1728
01:10:08,449 --> 01:10:10,183
- Na uliifanya iwe hai?
- Bullshit.

1729
01:10:10,217 --> 01:10:11,985
- Hakuna mtu aliyewahi kufanya hivyo.
- [Deadpool] Tulifanya.

1730
01:10:12,019 --> 01:10:14,620
Kila wakati mmoja wetu
amepanda juu yake,

1731
01:10:14,955 --> 01:10:15,957
wanakufa.

1732
01:10:15,990 --> 01:10:18,759
Mwenye Punisher, Mwenye Haraka,
Daredevil.

1733
01:10:18,792 --> 01:10:20,461
[Deadpool] Daredevil?
samahani sana.

1734
01:10:20,495 --> 01:10:21,896
- Ni sawa.
- [Deadpool] Sawa.

1735
01:10:23,865 --> 01:10:27,201
Hata malaika huyo mtamu, mtoto,
Johnny Storm.

1736
01:10:27,235 --> 01:10:28,668
Aliinuka na kutoweka kama,

1737
01:10:28,702 --> 01:10:30,637
nini, siku mbili zilizopita?

1738
01:10:30,670 --> 01:10:32,973
[Deadpool] Ugh. Hiyo inasikitisha sana.

1739
01:10:33,006 --> 01:10:35,742
Popote alipo huyu jamaa Johnny,
Nina hakika anastawi.

1740
01:10:35,776 --> 01:10:36,911
[Wolverine anacheka]

1741
01:10:36,944 --> 01:10:39,180
Angalia, kuna ...
kuna nguvu katika idadi.

1742
01:10:39,213 --> 01:10:40,314
Sawa? Sisi...

1743
01:10:40,348 --> 01:10:41,680
pamoja, nyie.
Tunaweza kuweka Cassandra

1744
01:10:41,714 --> 01:10:43,985
juu ya goti letu na kumlazimisha
ili tutoke kwenye Utupu.

1745
01:10:44,018 --> 01:10:45,685
Najua maana yake
kujisikia kujiamini.

1746
01:10:45,719 --> 01:10:47,255
- Sijisikii hivyo hata kidogo.
- Mimi ni mzuri.

1747
01:10:47,288 --> 01:10:49,523
[Deadpool] Unatafuna utumbo wako
kama minyoo iliyopikwa.

1748
01:10:49,555 --> 01:10:51,092
Ni kama unashikilia
kioo kwa roho yangu.

1749
01:10:51,125 --> 01:10:52,460
[Deadpool] Nyie
inaweza kuwa haikuweza

1750
01:10:52,493 --> 01:10:54,227
kuokoa ulimwengu wako.

1751
01:10:54,261 --> 01:10:56,432
Lakini unaweza kulipiza kisasi.

1752
01:10:56,464 --> 01:10:57,764
Ni nini Johnny
angetaka.

1753
01:10:57,798 --> 01:11:00,834
Subiri. Ulijua Johnny?

1754
01:11:01,635 --> 01:11:02,869
[anacheka] Ah, ndio.

1755
01:11:02,903 --> 01:11:04,871
Dickhead hapa alizungumza naye
kwenye timu,

1756
01:11:04,906 --> 01:11:07,508
na Johnny akashuka na
kesi kidogo ya wafu.

1757
01:11:07,542 --> 01:11:08,843
[Deadpool] Hapana, hapana, hapana.
Hatujui hilo.

1758
01:11:08,876 --> 01:11:11,079
Ilikuwa ni jeraha la mwili tu.
Huenda alinusurika.

1759
01:11:11,112 --> 01:11:13,881
Ikiwa alinusurika huko,
anaomba kifo.

1760
01:11:13,915 --> 01:11:15,550
[Deadpool] Asante,
Daktari Wolverine!

1761
01:11:15,582 --> 01:11:17,751
- Mwagike!
- Ulifanya nini kwa Johnny, huh?

1762
01:11:17,784 --> 01:11:18,953
Ongea au nitaanza kushughulikia.

1763
01:11:18,986 --> 01:11:20,654
[Deadpool] Sawa. Sawa.
Haya, haya, haya.

1764
01:11:21,121 --> 01:11:21,955
Tazama.

1765
01:11:21,988 --> 01:11:24,424
Alikimbia mdomo wake wa punda-mafuta
Kuhusu Cassandra

1766
01:11:24,458 --> 01:11:26,226
Kisha akafunga zip ngozi yake,

1767
01:11:26,259 --> 01:11:28,396
akiacha viungo vyake kurusha
kwa ukali ardhini

1768
01:11:28,429 --> 01:11:31,365
huku udongo ukinywa kwa pupa
damu yake. Ilikuwa ya kutisha.

1769
01:11:31,399 --> 01:11:33,166
Alikuwa kama kaka kwangu.

1770
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:36,336
Tazama, alikufa kabla hajaweza
fanya tofauti. Lakini...

1771
01:11:36,369 --> 01:11:37,405
- [anacheka]
- Angalia, labda haungeweza

1772
01:11:37,438 --> 01:11:38,873
kuokoa ulimwengu wako, lakini ...

1773
01:11:38,906 --> 01:11:41,641
lakini Yesu Kristo,
unaweza kuokoa yangu!

1774
01:11:41,675 --> 01:11:44,144
sitoi chochote
kuhusu ulimwengu wako, lakini

1775
01:11:44,177 --> 01:11:47,116
ikiwa hawa wawili walifanikiwa
kuna hai, labda pamoja,

1776
01:11:47,148 --> 01:11:49,050
tunaweza kurudi ndani
na kumshusha.

1777
01:11:49,083 --> 01:11:52,053
Ninatoka wapi,
tunaita kujiua huko, <i>Chere.</i>

1778
01:11:52,086 --> 01:11:54,055
[Deadpool] Ikiwa tunaweza kuzuia
nguvu zake za kiakili,

1779
01:11:54,088 --> 01:11:55,956
tunaweza kuinua mguu.
Naijua.

1780
01:11:55,989 --> 01:11:58,025
Sasa, najua Magneto amekufa.

1781
01:11:58,059 --> 01:12:00,660
Lakini ningejaribu kukisia
kwamba kofia yake imelala

1782
01:12:00,694 --> 01:12:02,729
- karibu hapa mahali fulani ...
- Cassandra aliyeyusha kofia.

1783
01:12:02,762 --> 01:12:03,930
- [Deadpool] Fuck!
- Baada ya kumuua.

1784
01:12:03,964 --> 01:12:05,932
- [Deadpool] Fuck!
- Yeye hachezi.

1785
01:12:05,966 --> 01:12:07,400
Anajua kofia hiyo
ilikuwa njia pekee

1786
01:12:07,434 --> 01:12:09,069
kulinda mtu yeyote
kutoka kwa nguvu zake.

1787
01:12:09,102 --> 01:12:10,971
Kofia nyingine pekee hiyo
nguvu ni ya Juggernaut,

1788
01:12:11,004 --> 01:12:12,240
lakini anafanya kazi kwa Cassandra.

1789
01:12:12,273 --> 01:12:13,772
[Deadpool] Juggernaut's
kofia ya chuma. Ni hayo tu.

1790
01:12:13,806 --> 01:12:15,475
Ndio, na tunajua
kifuniko hicho hakijazimishwa

1791
01:12:15,509 --> 01:12:16,910
bila hiyo kuba
nitatoka kwa akili.

1792
01:12:16,943 --> 01:12:18,212
[Deadpool] Samahani sana,
mrembo.

1793
01:12:18,246 --> 01:12:19,113
Nataka hii iwe mpole.

1794
01:12:19,147 --> 01:12:21,414
Kocha wako wa lahaja ni nani?
Marafiki?

1795
01:12:21,448 --> 01:12:24,717
Ninahisi kama tunakosa
ufafanuzi muhimu hapa.

1796
01:12:25,919 --> 01:12:28,890
Mimi ni mgonjwa na hii shit.
Mimi ni mgonjwa wa kujificha.

1797
01:12:29,924 --> 01:12:31,958
Tukubaliane,
walimwengu wetu walitusahau.

1798
01:12:31,992 --> 01:12:33,792
Au kamwe kujifunza kuhusu sisi.

1799
01:12:33,827 --> 01:12:35,262
Tulikuwa mashujaa.

1800
01:12:35,295 --> 01:12:36,596
Maisha tuliyookoa.

1801
01:12:36,630 --> 01:12:37,998
Au alitaka kuokoa.

1802
01:12:38,031 --> 01:12:40,067
Labda hizi mbili ni nafasi yetu.

1803
01:12:40,101 --> 01:12:41,401
[kuguna]

1804
01:12:41,434 --> 01:12:43,170
Ili kukumbukwa.

1805
01:12:43,203 --> 01:12:44,271
Njia tunayostahili.

1806
01:12:45,405 --> 01:12:46,473
[Deadpool] Ndiyo.

1807
01:12:46,506 --> 01:12:48,307
Mwisho.

1808
01:12:48,340 --> 01:12:49,544
- Urithi.
- [Deadpool] Ndiyo!

1809
01:12:49,577 --> 01:12:51,044
Ndiyo! Acha mtu huyu apike.

1810
01:12:51,077 --> 01:12:52,580
Hiki ndicho ninachozungumzia.

1811
01:12:52,613 --> 01:12:54,581
Mapigano makubwa ya mwendo wa polepole,
muziki wa kusikitisha.

1812
01:12:54,614 --> 01:12:55,815
Kila mtu anafanya kazi pamoja.

1813
01:12:55,849 --> 01:12:57,683
Nani anajua ikiwa unaishi au unakufa?
Kitu cha aina hiyo.

1814
01:12:57,716 --> 01:12:59,853
- Nani yuko tayari?
- Nilizaliwa tayari.

1815
01:12:59,886 --> 01:13:01,155
[Deadpool] Ndiyo!
Gambit?

1816
01:13:01,189 --> 01:13:02,123
simjui baba yangu,

1817
01:13:02,156 --> 01:13:04,124
lakini nina uhakika nilipiga risasi
ya dick yake tayari.

1818
01:13:04,157 --> 01:13:06,059
[Deadpool] Yesu Kristo,
hiyo ni graphic.

1819
01:13:06,092 --> 01:13:08,028
Ndiyo. Alikuwa amewaweka
karanga za siagi zote ndani ya mama yangu

1820
01:13:08,061 --> 01:13:10,064
na nikapiga risasi huko nje
na nikasema, "Kuna nini, Doc?"

1821
01:13:10,097 --> 01:13:12,533
[Deadpool inacheka]
Johnny lazima alikupenda.

1822
01:13:12,567 --> 01:13:14,834
X-23, itakuwaje?

1823
01:13:14,868 --> 01:13:16,102
Jina la Laura.

1824
01:13:16,136 --> 01:13:18,938
- Wacha tuende.
- [Deadpool] Wacha tuende!

1825
01:13:18,971 --> 01:13:20,208
Inawaka kama kuku na mahindi.

1826
01:13:20,241 --> 01:13:21,740
- [Deadpool] Ndio!
- Tunafanya hivi.

1827
01:13:21,774 --> 01:13:22,842
Ninyi nyote mmekufa.

1828
01:13:22,876 --> 01:13:25,212
[Deadpool] Mungu wangu!
Soma chumba.

1829
01:13:28,614 --> 01:13:30,350
[kriketi zinalia]

1830
01:13:34,321 --> 01:13:36,022
[hushusha pumzi]

1831
01:13:36,056 --> 01:13:39,191
Jambo, hujambo. siangalii '
kwa kampuni. Ondoka hapa.

1832
01:13:41,362 --> 01:13:42,862
Unanikumbusha yeye.

1833
01:13:42,896 --> 01:13:44,730
Mwenye hasira. Mlevi. Maana...

1834
01:13:44,763 --> 01:13:46,932
- Inaonekana kama mtu mzuri ...
- Haijakamilika.

1835
01:13:48,733 --> 01:13:50,338
Imeonyeshwa lini
ilikuwa muhimu zaidi.

1836
01:13:52,572 --> 01:13:54,241
Haikuweza kusaidia.

1837
01:13:55,709 --> 01:13:56,910
[anapumua]

1838
01:13:57,577 --> 01:13:58,912
Labda hujui, lakini ...

1839
01:13:59,813 --> 01:14:01,248
wewe ni mtu mzuri, Logan.

1840
01:14:01,281 --> 01:14:02,282
[anacheka]

1841
01:14:03,284 --> 01:14:04,951
Labda hujui,
lakini inaonekana,

1842
01:14:04,985 --> 01:14:06,386
Mimi ndiye Logan mbaya zaidi.

1843
01:14:08,221 --> 01:14:10,124
Lazima niwe na maisha
kwa sababu yako.

1844
01:14:13,027 --> 01:14:14,760
Nilipata kukua kwa sababu yako.

1845
01:14:16,762 --> 01:14:18,330
Watoto wengi walifanya.

1846
01:14:18,364 --> 01:14:20,500
Watoto wengi hawakukua
kwa sababu yangu.

1847
01:14:22,702 --> 01:14:24,304
Niamini, mtoto, mimi sio shujaa.

1848
01:14:25,639 --> 01:14:27,707
Suti hiyo inasema tofauti.

1849
01:14:27,741 --> 01:14:29,875
- Ndio. Je, unaipenda?
- Mm.

1850
01:14:31,745 --> 01:14:33,446
Scott aliwahi kunisihi niivae.

1851
01:14:35,715 --> 01:14:38,318
Vivyo hivyo Jean, Dhoruba, Mnyama.

1852
01:14:40,386 --> 01:14:42,422
Wote.

1853
01:14:42,455 --> 01:14:46,192
Walitaka niwe sehemu
ya timu, lakini sikutaka.

1854
01:14:46,226 --> 01:14:49,529
Akawaambia wote wanaonekana
jamani ujinga. namaanisha...

1855
01:14:51,365 --> 01:14:54,134
Sikuweza kuwa na 'wafikirie'
Nilitaka kuwa huko.

1856
01:14:59,804 --> 01:15:01,842
Na kisha siku moja,
nikiwa peke yangu,

1857
01:15:01,876 --> 01:15:03,143
wanadamu walikuja...

1858
01:15:03,711 --> 01:15:05,145
na kwenda kuwinda mutant.

1859
01:15:06,412 --> 01:15:07,580
Naweza kukisia mengine.

1860
01:15:07,614 --> 01:15:08,815
Hapana, hapana, niruhusu ...

1861
01:15:10,049 --> 01:15:11,250
Acha niseme. Mimi...

1862
01:15:13,853 --> 01:15:15,055
Nahitaji kusema.

1863
01:15:17,524 --> 01:15:20,193
Wakati huo nilijikwaa nyumbani
amechoka kutoka kwenye baa,

1864
01:15:20,226 --> 01:15:21,527
ilikuwa imechelewa.

1865
01:15:25,332 --> 01:15:27,033
Walikuwa wamekufa. Kila...
[kunyamaza kilio]

1866
01:15:29,501 --> 01:15:31,504
[♪ kucheza muziki wa huzuni]

1867
01:15:33,106 --> 01:15:36,275
Suti hii ndiyo yote niliyo nayo
nikumbushe walikuwa kina nani.

1868
01:15:38,278 --> 01:15:39,312
Na nilichofanya.

1869
01:15:47,153 --> 01:15:48,154
[kunusa]

1870
01:15:52,291 --> 01:15:54,094
Tunaelekea kwa Cassandra
saa mapambazuko.

1871
01:15:54,894 --> 01:15:56,930
Kuwa na furaha. Sio vita yangu.

1872
01:16:00,165 --> 01:16:01,900
Hatutaondoa hii
bila wewe.

1873
01:16:08,674 --> 01:16:12,177
Habari. Yeyote unadhani mimi ni nani,
umepata mtu mbaya.

1874
01:16:14,948 --> 01:16:16,616
Ulikuwa mtu mbaya kila wakati.

1875
01:16:23,022 --> 01:16:25,291
[♪ muziki wa huzuni unaendelea]

1876
01:16:40,372 --> 01:16:42,341
[simu ya mkononi inaita]

1877
01:16:42,374 --> 01:16:43,208
Je!

1878
01:16:43,242 --> 01:16:45,545
Alioth hakuzipata.
[kunusa]

1879
01:16:45,578 --> 01:16:48,248
Cassandra alitaka
cheza nao kwanza.

1880
01:16:48,281 --> 01:16:49,114
<i>Waliondoka.</i>

1881
01:16:49,148 --> 01:16:50,783
- Je, waliwapata wengine?
- Hapana.

1882
01:16:50,817 --> 01:16:52,184
Nzuri. Sawa. Phew.

1883
01:16:52,217 --> 01:16:54,287
- <i>Wengine walizipata.</i>
- Ah, nzuri sana.

1884
01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:56,189
Umefanya vizuri, Pyro.
Classic bait na kubadili.

1885
01:16:56,222 --> 01:16:58,724
- <i>Umenifikisha hapo.</i>
- Tulia.

1886
01:16:58,758 --> 01:17:01,093
Ikiwa watakuja baada ya Nova,
yeye itabidi kushughulikia hilo.

1887
01:17:01,126 --> 01:17:03,262
Cassandra ni
kadi ya mwitu ya kichaa.

1888
01:17:03,295 --> 01:17:05,431
Unafikiri kwa nini tunamuweka
hapo kwanza?

1889
01:17:05,464 --> 01:17:07,567
Asante Mungu hajawahi kuchaguliwa
kuondoka Utupu.

1890
01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:10,502
Time Ripper ni saa mbali
kutoka kukamilika.

1891
01:17:10,536 --> 01:17:11,637
Siwezi kuchukua nafasi yoyote.

1892
01:17:11,670 --> 01:17:12,805
Naam, labda sivyo.

1893
01:17:12,839 --> 01:17:14,274
<i>Lakini naweza.</i>

1894
01:17:14,307 --> 01:17:15,375
Kwa bei.

1895
01:17:15,408 --> 01:17:16,809
<i>Kwa nini ni lazima
sema kwa sauti hiyo ya kipumbavu?</i>

1896
01:17:16,843 --> 01:17:18,144
Inapendeza sana.

1897
01:17:18,178 --> 01:17:20,013
- <i>Unataka ifanywe au la?</i>
- Sawa. Bei yako.

1898
01:17:20,046 --> 01:17:21,547
<i>Mtoe nje.</i>

1899
01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:24,216
Ugh. Wanabadilika.

1900
01:17:24,249 --> 01:17:25,350
[♪ hucheza muziki wa hip-hop,
T.I. "Lete 'Em Out"]

1901
01:17:25,384 --> 01:17:26,485
<i>♪ Watoe nje,
toa nje ♪</i>

1902
01:17:26,518 --> 01:17:28,220
<i>♪ Watoe nje,
toa nje ♪</i>

1903
01:17:28,253 --> 01:17:30,222
<i>♪ Ni vigumu kupiga kelele wakati gani
bar-rel katika kinywa chako ♪</i>

1904
01:17:30,255 --> 01:17:31,523
- <i>♪ Njoo ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Swizzy! ♪</i>

1905
01:17:31,557 --> 01:17:33,091
<i>♪ Watoe nje,
toa nje ♪</i>

1906
01:17:34,058 --> 01:17:35,295
<i>♪ Watoe nje,
toa nje ♪</i>

1907
01:17:35,328 --> 01:17:37,397
<i>♪ T-I-P, inakuja moja kwa moja
kutoka kwa V.I.P. ♪</i>

1908
01:17:37,430 --> 01:17:39,798
<i>♪ Sikia maisha ya usiku
kupoteza maisha bila mimi ♪</i>

1909
01:17:39,833 --> 01:17:42,367
<i>♪ Milisho na serikali
nataka kuona 'bout me ♪</i>

1910
01:17:42,401 --> 01:17:45,271
<i>♪ Jiji zima likapata biz-zerk,
alipata tatu... ♪</i>

1911
01:17:45,940 --> 01:17:47,073
Lo! Tazama hapo!

1912
01:17:47,106 --> 01:17:48,340
Unawaona mikono mikubwa
kuja kufungwa.

1913
01:17:48,373 --> 01:17:49,943
Sio mtu anayetaka kuamka
humo ndani.

1914
01:17:49,975 --> 01:17:51,210
[Deadpool] Nadhani nini
Gambit anajaribu kusema ni

1915
01:17:51,243 --> 01:17:54,145
kupata kofia ya Juggernaut
haitakuwa rahisi.

1916
01:17:54,178 --> 01:17:55,816
Ninatengeneza tu
mambo haya...

1917
01:17:55,850 --> 01:17:57,649
- Ndio. Tilt hadi Blade.
- Bunduki!

1918
01:17:57,683 --> 01:17:59,886
<i>♪ Mississippi hadi Philly,
Albuquerque hadi Chatt-Town ♪</i>

1919
01:17:59,919 --> 01:18:02,421
<i>♪ Nikikupiga usoni,
utashitaki na kuchafua ♪</i>

1920
01:18:02,454 --> 01:18:04,156
[Deadpool] Alipata wapi
uzuri huo mdogo?

1921
01:18:04,189 --> 01:18:06,259
Hiyo ni Punisher's AT4.

1922
01:18:06,292 --> 01:18:08,694
Mtoa adhabu gani? Kumekuwa na,
kama, watano wao.

1923
01:18:08,727 --> 01:18:10,395
Kumekuwa na Blade moja tu,

1924
01:18:10,429 --> 01:18:12,364
na kuna milele tu
itakuwa Blade moja.

1925
01:18:12,397 --> 01:18:14,265
<i>♪ Nani alipata mtiririko na maisha
kuonyesha bora kuliko yangu? ♪</i>

1926
01:18:14,298 --> 01:18:16,268
<i>♪ Nimepata pakiwa
nyumba yellin' ♪</i>

1927
01:18:16,603 --> 01:18:17,737
Zinazoingia!

1928
01:18:17,769 --> 01:18:19,137
Ahhh!

1929
01:18:20,405 --> 01:18:21,573
<i>♪ Watoe nje,
toa nje ♪</i>

1930
01:18:21,607 --> 01:18:23,107
<i>♪ Ayy, kutoka nyuma,
wanapiga kelele ♪</i>

1931
01:18:23,140 --> 01:18:24,276
<i>♪ Watoe nje,
toa nje ♪</i>

1932
01:18:24,309 --> 01:18:25,410
<i>♪ Ayy, wote
wavulana wa dope wanapiga kelele ♪</i>

1933
01:18:25,444 --> 01:18:26,612
<i>♪ Watoe nje,
toa nje ♪</i>

1934
01:18:26,645 --> 01:18:27,881
<i>♪ Ayy, kutoka nyuma,
wanapiga kelele ♪</i>

1935
01:18:27,914 --> 01:18:29,448
- [♪ wimbo unasimama]
- [moto ukiunguruma]

1936
01:18:32,518 --> 01:18:34,019
[Tairi kulia]

1937
01:18:36,221 --> 01:18:37,924
<i>♪ Angalia maikrofoni,
moja-mbili, moja-mbili ♪</i>

1938
01:18:37,957 --> 01:18:39,124
<i>♪ Unataka nyama ya ng'ombe
pamoja na Mfalme? ♪</i>

1939
01:18:39,157 --> 01:18:40,592
<i>♪ utafanya nini? ♪</i>

1940
01:18:40,626 --> 01:18:42,794
<i>♪ Je, utajitokeza kwenye
eneo na bunduki mbili akauchomoa? ♪</i>

1941
01:18:42,829 --> 01:18:45,397
<i>♪ Au wewe na rafiki yako na
kucheza kidogo-mbili-kwa-mbili? ♪</i>

1942
01:18:45,430 --> 01:18:46,665
<i>♪ Ikiwa unajua nusu
ya niliyoyajua ♪</i>

1943
01:18:46,698 --> 01:18:47,934
<i>♪ Basi ungekuwa
kupiga sitaha ♪</i>

1944
01:18:47,967 --> 01:18:49,301
<i>♪ Nimepata zana na fulana ♪</i>

1945
01:18:49,334 --> 01:18:50,837
<i>♪ Ninaweza kupata heshima ♪</i>

1946
01:18:50,870 --> 01:18:52,504
<i>♪ Ndio, nchi gani nyingine ya Kusini
rapper hood-er kuliko hii? ♪</i>

1947
01:18:52,538 --> 01:18:55,040
<i>♪ Nilitajirika, na bado niko
juu ya baadhi ya mambo ya wahuni ♪</i>

1948
01:18:55,073 --> 01:18:56,475
<i>♪ Amesimama ndani yako
yadi ya mbele kupiga kelele' ♪</i>

1949
01:18:56,508 --> 01:18:57,643
<i>♪ Watoe nje,
toa nje ♪</i>

1950
01:18:57,677 --> 01:18:59,044
<i>♪ Ayy, wote
wasichana wangu wapenzi wanapiga kelele ♪</i>

1951
01:18:59,077 --> 01:19:00,212
<i>♪ Watoe nje,
toa nje ♪</i>

1952
01:19:00,245 --> 01:19:01,346
<i>♪ Ayy, wote
wavulana wa dope wanapiga kelele ♪</i>

1953
01:19:01,380 --> 01:19:02,548
<i>♪ Watoe nje,
toa nje ♪</i>

1954
01:19:03,148 --> 01:19:04,449
[♪ kusimamishwa kwa wimbo]

1955
01:19:07,854 --> 01:19:09,087
[♪ wimbo unaendelea]

1956
01:19:09,121 --> 01:19:10,990
<i>♪ Mikono hewani sasa! ♪</i>

1957
01:19:11,024 --> 01:19:13,125
<i>♪ Mikono hewani sasa! ♪</i>

1958
01:19:13,158 --> 01:19:15,726
<i>♪ Mikono katika-
hewani sasa! ♪</i>

1959
01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:16,897
<i>♪ sikusikii! ♪</i>

1960
01:19:16,931 --> 01:19:19,131
<i>♪ Watoe nje,
toa nje ♪</i>

1961
01:19:19,164 --> 01:19:21,532
<i>♪ Watoe nje,
toa nje ♪</i>

1962
01:19:21,566 --> 01:19:22,567
[♪ mwisho wa wimbo]

1963
01:19:24,368 --> 01:19:26,605
Ooh, hii itakuwa nzuri.

1964
01:19:26,638 --> 01:19:29,141
Unajua muda gani
Nimekuwa nikingojea hii?

1965
01:19:29,174 --> 01:19:31,410
Whoo! Ninakaribia kufanya
jina langu hapa.

1966
01:19:31,443 --> 01:19:33,412
Sidhani nyie
achana na hili.

1967
01:19:33,445 --> 01:19:35,447
Wewe tu kuhakikisha watu kujua
nini kilitokea hapa leo.

1968
01:19:35,480 --> 01:19:37,649
Na ukitoka hapa,
una kinywaji kwa ajili yangu, yeah?

1969
01:19:37,683 --> 01:19:40,152
Wewe kaa tu kwenye sita zetu
na kuingia ndani.

1970
01:19:40,185 --> 01:19:42,788
Tutahakikisha
unapata kifurushi.

1971
01:19:42,822 --> 01:19:44,057
Na tutapata mwisho wetu.

1972
01:19:44,089 --> 01:19:46,592
[♪ kucheza muziki wa kusisimua]

1973
01:20:00,305 --> 01:20:01,607
[♪ muziki unaisha]

1974
01:20:04,642 --> 01:20:06,110
[wote wakipiga kelele]

1975
01:20:11,116 --> 01:20:13,652
[♪ kucheza muziki wa ajabu]

1976
01:20:15,621 --> 01:20:16,787
[wote wakilalamika]

1977
01:20:39,578 --> 01:20:40,779
[anaugulia]

1978
01:20:40,813 --> 01:20:42,581
[nguruma ya umeme na hum]

1979
01:20:42,614 --> 01:20:43,849
[kupasuka]

1980
01:20:54,425 --> 01:20:55,259
Na boom!

1981
01:20:55,292 --> 01:20:56,828
[wote wakilalamika]

1982
01:20:57,562 --> 01:20:58,864
[anacheka, anaguna]

1983
01:21:24,956 --> 01:21:26,657
[♪ muziki unasimama]

1984
01:21:26,691 --> 01:21:29,160
Heh. Baadhi ya akina mama bado
kujaribu kuteleza kwenye barafu kupanda.

1985
01:21:29,193 --> 01:21:30,562
[wanaume wakipiga kelele]

1986
01:21:33,198 --> 01:21:34,398
[kupuuza]

1987
01:21:34,934 --> 01:21:36,168
[nyayo]

1988
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:38,402
Nyinyi wawili mnatoroka,
Ningeweza kuishi na.

1989
01:21:38,436 --> 01:21:41,372
Lakini kurudi? Kwa hiari?

1990
01:21:42,875 --> 01:21:44,576
Wavulana ni wajinga sana.

1991
01:21:44,609 --> 01:21:45,743
[Deadpool]
Nahitaji tu kufika nyumbani.

1992
01:21:45,776 --> 01:21:48,379
Kweli, hiyo haiko kwenye menyu,
naogopa.

1993
01:21:48,412 --> 01:21:51,917
Ni kifo au utumwa.
A la carte, bila shaka.

1994
01:21:51,950 --> 01:21:53,485
- Upsy-daisy.
- [kuguna]

1995
01:21:58,689 --> 01:21:59,690
Hatimaye,

1996
01:21:59,723 --> 01:22:01,861
ni nzuri kumpa mtu mwingine
nafasi ya kuzungumza.

1997
01:22:01,894 --> 01:22:03,729
Sio suti yangu kali.

1998
01:22:03,762 --> 01:22:05,529
[kuguna na kulia]

1999
01:22:07,732 --> 01:22:09,233
[kukaza]

2000
01:22:17,909 --> 01:22:18,976
[kupiga kelele]

2001
01:22:20,611 --> 01:22:21,446
[hushusha pumzi]

2002
01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:22,848
Hukupaswa kufanya hivyo.

2003
01:22:24,615 --> 01:22:25,649
[kuguna]

2004
01:22:25,683 --> 01:22:27,485
[kulalamika]

2005
01:22:29,221 --> 01:22:30,621
[kuguna]

2006
01:22:35,626 --> 01:22:36,828
[kupiga kelele]

2007
01:22:37,595 --> 01:22:38,662
[hunguruma]

2008
01:22:41,299 --> 01:22:42,633
[mayowe]

2009
01:22:42,666 --> 01:22:43,902
<i>Adios, pendejo.</i>

2010
01:22:44,937 --> 01:22:46,303
[kupiga kelele]

2011
01:22:46,337 --> 01:22:49,306
Wewe ni mtu wa kuvutia,
si wewe?

2012
01:22:49,340 --> 01:22:52,443
Ninahisi kama umepotea
nyuma yake yote...

2013
01:22:52,476 --> 01:22:54,512
[anaiga kupiga kelele]

2014
01:22:55,580 --> 01:22:58,382
Deadpools ni dime kumi na mbili
hapa Utupu.

2015
01:22:59,150 --> 01:23:01,018
Lakini wewe...

2016
01:23:01,051 --> 01:23:04,055
Nini kinaendelea humu ndani?

2017
01:23:04,890 --> 01:23:06,457
[kulalamika]

2018
01:23:07,758 --> 01:23:09,493
[kupiga kelele]

2019
01:23:11,494 --> 01:23:13,564
- [kupiga kelele huacha]
- [huacha wizi]

2020
01:23:13,597 --> 01:23:15,000
[sauti ya mbali ya kike] <i>Logan!</i>

2021
01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:18,803
[Cassandra] Inavutia...

2022
01:23:19,938 --> 01:23:21,839
Sio vile nilitarajia kurudi hapa.

2023
01:23:22,941 --> 01:23:24,309
Nyuma ya hasira.

2024
01:23:28,146 --> 01:23:29,446
Unajificha.

2025
01:23:29,480 --> 01:23:31,415
- Kutoka kwao.
- [anapumua]

2026
01:23:31,447 --> 01:23:33,384
Kutoka kwa wale wote uliowaangusha.

2027
01:23:35,921 --> 01:23:37,088
Maumivu mengi sana.

2028
01:23:39,757 --> 01:23:41,959
Niliondoka.

2029
01:23:41,992 --> 01:23:43,727
Waliniita na mimi ...

2030
01:23:43,761 --> 01:23:44,896
Niliondoka.

2031
01:23:45,997 --> 01:23:47,098
Mimi hufanya hivyo kila wakati.

2032
01:23:47,132 --> 01:23:48,399
- [mtoto] <i>Logan!</i>
- Najua.

2033
01:23:50,467 --> 01:23:51,969
Siyo yote uliyofanya.

2034
01:23:52,735 --> 01:23:53,571
Je!

2035
01:23:53,604 --> 01:23:55,439
- [anaomboleza]
- [mwili unatetemeka]

2036
01:23:57,008 --> 01:23:58,509
Umewapata.

2037
01:23:59,311 --> 01:24:00,510
Wanaume wa X.

2038
01:24:04,348 --> 01:24:05,817
[kupiga kelele kwa mbali]

2039
01:24:05,851 --> 01:24:06,684
Wafu.

2040
01:24:06,717 --> 01:24:08,920
[♪ kucheza muziki wa huzuni]

2041
01:24:09,453 --> 01:24:10,821
Imerundikwa kama kuni.

2042
01:24:12,389 --> 01:24:13,791
[Cassandra] <i>Ulifanya nini?</i>

2043
01:24:16,294 --> 01:24:18,263
Nilianza kuua.

2044
01:24:18,296 --> 01:24:20,899
Na sikuweza kuacha.
Sikutaka kuacha.

2045
01:24:22,132 --> 01:24:24,870
[Cassandra] <i>Watu hao wote wabaya.</i>

2046
01:24:24,903 --> 01:24:25,971
[anaugulia]

2047
01:24:28,606 --> 01:24:30,474
Sio wabaya tu.

2048
01:24:32,009 --> 01:24:33,143
Mnyama wangu mdogo.

2049
01:24:35,847 --> 01:24:38,883
Na niligeuza ulimwengu wote
dhidi ya X-Men.

2050
01:24:39,184 --> 01:24:40,384
Blade!

2051
01:24:45,857 --> 01:24:47,025
Mara moja tu...

2052
01:24:48,792 --> 01:24:51,629
Nataka kuwa mwanaume
kwamba Charles alidhani mimi.

2053
01:24:52,795 --> 01:24:53,898
Logan...

2054
01:24:55,367 --> 01:24:59,103
katika Utupu,
unaweza kuwa vile ulivyo.

2055
01:25:01,438 --> 01:25:03,007
Nataka tu kuwa huru.

2056
01:25:03,640 --> 01:25:05,409
Naweza kukuweka huru.

2057
01:25:05,810 --> 01:25:07,112
[kuhema]

2058
01:25:10,314 --> 01:25:11,682
[kupiga kelele]

2059
01:25:16,720 --> 01:25:22,026
Ninaweza kunyamazisha sauti hizo zote.

2060
01:25:22,059 --> 01:25:23,493
[kimya kinaanguka]

2061
01:25:26,064 --> 01:25:27,132
[hushusha pumzi]

2062
01:25:28,899 --> 01:25:29,901
Nimekupata.

2063
01:25:32,403 --> 01:25:33,603
Nimekupata.

2064
01:25:34,171 --> 01:25:35,173
Hapana.

2065
01:25:36,439 --> 01:25:37,675
Nimekupata.

2066
01:25:38,642 --> 01:25:40,044
[kunung'unika kusikojulikana]

2067
01:25:40,077 --> 01:25:41,778
[kuguna kwa maumivu]

2068
01:25:41,812 --> 01:25:43,013
[kushtuka]

2069
01:25:43,047 --> 01:25:44,714
[kupiga kelele]

2070
01:25:45,449 --> 01:25:47,818
[Cassandra anaguna] Iondoe!

2071
01:25:47,851 --> 01:25:49,321
[Deadpool]
Utatupeleka nyumbani,

2072
01:25:49,354 --> 01:25:50,888
au nitapotosha
ondoa kichwa chako.

2073
01:25:50,921 --> 01:25:52,555
- [anacheka]
- Kwa nini unacheka?

2074
01:25:53,090 --> 01:25:54,358
Siwezi kukupeleka nyumbani

2075
01:25:54,391 --> 01:25:57,362
isipokuwa utapata kitu hiki
kichwani mwangu.

2076
01:25:57,394 --> 01:25:58,628
Na mara tu unapofanya hivyo,

2077
01:25:58,662 --> 01:26:01,365
Nitachemsha akili zenu
kwa kiwango cha atomiki

2078
01:26:01,398 --> 01:26:04,401
huku nikipapasa maharagwe yangu
kwa seti ya sanduku la Enya.

2079
01:26:04,435 --> 01:26:05,601
[Deadpool]
Je, kuna sanduku la Enya?

2080
01:26:05,635 --> 01:26:07,137
Ama uniue

2081
01:26:07,171 --> 01:26:08,472
au nakuua.

2082
01:26:09,341 --> 01:26:11,343
Chaguzi zote mbili za ajabu.

2083
01:26:11,375 --> 01:26:12,575
[Deadpool]
Unataka nifanye?

2084
01:26:12,608 --> 01:26:13,643
Hapana, nitafanya.

2085
01:26:13,676 --> 01:26:15,012
[Deadpool] Ninayo
shingo yake hapa.

2086
01:26:15,045 --> 01:26:16,713
- Ni kweli hakuna tatizo.
- Utaiharibu.

2087
01:26:16,746 --> 01:26:18,316
[Deadpool]
Ah, njoo, Bw. PG-13,

2088
01:26:18,349 --> 01:26:19,383
isipokuwa wa mwisho!

2089
01:26:19,416 --> 01:26:21,551
- [milio ya bunduki]
- Je!

2090
01:26:22,752 --> 01:26:25,022
- [kupumua]
- [Anacheka] Hujui

2091
01:26:25,055 --> 01:26:26,124
inakuwaje!

2092
01:26:26,157 --> 01:26:29,093
Siku baada ya siku.
Koleo shit.

2093
01:26:29,126 --> 01:26:30,793
Chukua nyama.

2094
01:26:30,828 --> 01:26:33,796
Nimetumia maisha yangu yote ya zamani ...

2095
01:26:35,598 --> 01:26:37,202
Sio kila mtu anapata hotuba.

2096
01:26:37,235 --> 01:26:40,071
- [kuomboleza]
- Atakufa.

2097
01:26:40,105 --> 01:26:41,671
[Deadpool] Sawa. Jambo, hujambo.
Nikiivua kofia hii,

2098
01:26:41,704 --> 01:26:43,474
unaahidi
hautatuua?

2099
01:26:43,506 --> 01:26:44,639
- Kumbe!
- [Cassandra] Ninaahidi...

2100
01:26:44,674 --> 01:26:46,342
Nitakuua kwanza.

2101
01:26:46,376 --> 01:26:48,245
[Deadpool] Oh!
Kwa nini uko hivi?

2102
01:26:48,278 --> 01:26:49,580
Laiti ningejua.

2103
01:26:49,613 --> 01:26:50,814
- Iondoe.
- [Deadpool] Je!

2104
01:26:50,848 --> 01:26:52,049
- Iondoe.
- [Deadpool] Kwa nini?

2105
01:26:52,082 --> 01:26:53,516
- Iondoe tu.
- Hii ndiyo nafasi yetu pekee

2106
01:26:53,549 --> 01:26:55,685
- kurekebisha shit yetu!
- Ondoa!

2107
01:26:57,422 --> 01:26:59,756
Nimevaa suti hii.

2108
01:26:59,789 --> 01:27:02,092
Na hiyo inamaanisha mengi
mambo, lakini zaidi ya yote ...

2109
01:27:03,494 --> 01:27:04,793
ina maana mimi ni X-Man.

2110
01:27:05,694 --> 01:27:07,232
Na mimi namjua ndugu yako.

2111
01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:10,901
Kadiri ninavyotaka
kukuua jamani,

2112
01:27:10,934 --> 01:27:13,736
kila mfupa katika mwili wangu
anataka kukuua jamani,

2113
01:27:13,770 --> 01:27:16,973
asingeniacha nisimame hapa
na uangalie ukifa!

2114
01:27:19,344 --> 01:27:20,710
Ondoa mikono yako.

2115
01:27:22,246 --> 01:27:23,646
Hii ni kwa ajili yake.

2116
01:27:25,382 --> 01:27:26,782
Hapa ni kwa Charles.

2117
01:27:29,186 --> 01:27:30,721
[Cassandra anapumua]

2118
01:27:34,224 --> 01:27:35,558
[hushusha pumzi kwa kina]

2119
01:27:36,527 --> 01:27:38,295
- [kuguna]
- [Deadpool] Halo, hapana, hapana, hapana!

2120
01:27:38,328 --> 01:27:39,930
Usithubutu
nifanye kama Johnny!

2121
01:27:46,270 --> 01:27:47,337
Ndugu yangu alikupenda.

2122
01:27:49,239 --> 01:27:50,307
Alitupenda sisi sote.

2123
01:27:51,008 --> 01:27:52,009
Hmm.

2124
01:27:53,377 --> 01:27:54,643
Lazima iwe nzuri.

2125
01:27:55,545 --> 01:27:56,980
Angekupenda wewe pia.

2126
01:27:59,683 --> 01:28:01,018
Ikiwa alijua juu yako ...

2127
01:28:02,652 --> 01:28:04,054
kama angejua ulipo,

2128
01:28:04,087 --> 01:28:06,356
angetoboa shimo
katika ulimwengu wa ajabu

2129
01:28:06,390 --> 01:28:07,622
kukuleta nyumbani.

2130
01:28:11,295 --> 01:28:12,362
Hapa ni nyumbani kwangu.

2131
01:28:13,430 --> 01:28:15,833
Naam, basi angalau
tumuokoe wake.

2132
01:28:19,770 --> 01:28:21,371
Unataka kusikia
kitu kichaa?

2133
01:28:23,140 --> 01:28:26,242
Mchawi amateur akavingirisha
kupitia hapa kitambo.

2134
01:28:27,176 --> 01:28:29,079
Nilimuua, bila shaka.

2135
01:28:29,113 --> 01:28:31,714
Alivaa ngozi yake karibu
kwa siku nne.

2136
01:28:32,382 --> 01:28:33,417
Lakini

2137
01:28:33,450 --> 01:28:35,185
Nimeona hii

2138
01:28:35,219 --> 01:28:37,187
trinket kidogo

2139
01:28:37,221 --> 01:28:39,423
kwenye vidole vyake vya kupendeza.

2140
01:28:39,456 --> 01:28:40,790
[Deadpool] Ajabu!

2141
01:28:42,326 --> 01:28:43,626
[Deadpool inataabika]

2142
01:28:43,659 --> 01:28:45,963
- Mduara wa kung'aa wa ajabu.
- [Wolverine] Hiyo ni nini?

2143
01:28:46,696 --> 01:28:48,730
Hii ndiyo njia yako ya nyumbani.

2144
01:28:48,763 --> 01:28:50,800
Nina deni kwako kwa kuokoa maisha yangu.

2145
01:28:50,834 --> 01:28:52,436
Lakini wacha tuendelee
mambo ya kuvutia.

2146
01:28:52,469 --> 01:28:54,371
Ningesema unayo
kama sekunde nne

2147
01:28:54,404 --> 01:28:55,905
kabla ya kuwa chakula cha Alioth.

2148
01:28:56,705 --> 01:28:58,274
[Alioth akiunguruma]

2149
01:28:59,944 --> 01:29:01,245
[Deadpool inacheka] Mbio ya.

2150
01:29:04,982 --> 01:29:06,582
[♪ inacheza jazba polepole, Jimmy
Durante "Nitakuona"]

2151
01:29:06,617 --> 01:29:10,587
<i>♪ nitakuona ♪</i>

2152
01:29:10,621 --> 01:29:15,992
<i>♪ Katika yote ya zamani
maeneo yanayofahamika ♪</i>

2153
01:29:16,025 --> 01:29:20,364
<i>♪ Kwamba moyo huu
yangu inakumbatia ♪</i>

2154
01:29:21,298 --> 01:29:23,200
<i>♪ Siku nzima hadi ♪</i>

2155
01:29:26,668 --> 01:29:30,274
<i>♪ Katika mkahawa huo mdogo ♪</i>

2156
01:29:31,842 --> 01:29:35,077
- <i>♪ Hifadhi iliyo kando ya njia ♪</i>
- [kupiga kelele]

2157
01:29:37,013 --> 01:29:41,717
<i>♪ Jukwaa la watoto ♪</i>

2158
01:29:41,751 --> 01:29:46,688
<i>♪ miti ya chestnut,
wanaotakia heri ♪</i>

2159
01:29:48,591 --> 01:29:52,528
<i>♪ nitakuona ♪</i>

2160
01:29:52,562 --> 01:29:56,098
<i>♪ Katika kila zuri
siku ya kiangazi ♪</i>

2161
01:29:56,132 --> 01:29:57,099
[mayowe]

2162
01:29:57,133 --> 01:30:02,104
<i>♪ nitakutafuta
asubuhi jua ♪</i>

2163
01:30:02,138 --> 01:30:06,343
<i>♪ Na wakati usiku ni mpya ♪</i>

2164
01:30:09,078 --> 01:30:14,383
<i>♪ nitakuwa nikitafuta
mwezini ♪</i>

2165
01:30:15,919 --> 01:30:21,425
<i>♪ Lakini nitakuwa nikikuona ♪</i>

2166
01:30:21,458 --> 01:30:22,926
[Alioth anafoka]

2167
01:30:24,894 --> 01:30:26,829
[Peter] Na kama nilivyosema, tumefanya
alipata kiwango cha miaka mitatu

2168
01:30:26,862 --> 01:30:28,364
bumper kwa bumper dhamana.

2169
01:30:28,397 --> 01:30:30,099
Nimefurahi umetupa
nafasi ya pili.

2170
01:30:30,132 --> 01:30:31,867
Na usijali.
Wade na mimi ni timu,

2171
01:30:31,901 --> 01:30:33,403
kwa hiyo nitaona atapata
nusu ya tume...

2172
01:30:34,037 --> 01:30:35,072
[wote wanashangaa]

2173
01:30:35,105 --> 01:30:36,205
- [Deadpool inaugulia]
- Whoa.

2174
01:30:36,239 --> 01:30:38,441
[Deadpool]
Hiyo inahisi kama Kia.

2175
01:30:38,474 --> 01:30:41,177
Ni sherehe ya Kia Carnival,
sivyo? [anaugulia]

2176
01:30:42,345 --> 01:30:45,314
Shit mtakatifu. Hiyo ni Deadpool.

2177
01:30:45,348 --> 01:30:46,550
Na huyo ndiye Wolverine.

2178
01:30:46,583 --> 01:30:47,650
[Deadpool]
Uko sawa sawa.

2179
01:30:47,683 --> 01:30:48,718
Fox alimuua.

2180
01:30:48,750 --> 01:30:49,952
Disney akamrudisha.

2181
01:30:49,986 --> 01:30:51,487
Wanaenda kumfanya
fanya hivi hadi afikishe miaka 90.

2182
01:30:52,122 --> 01:30:53,689
Twende zetu.

2183
01:30:53,723 --> 01:30:55,259
[Peter] Nitakuzuia!

2184
01:30:55,292 --> 01:30:56,459
[Deadpool] Milele!

2185
01:30:57,226 --> 01:30:58,327
Milele.

2186
01:31:05,569 --> 01:31:06,603
Wakey-wakey.

2187
01:31:06,637 --> 01:31:08,405
- [anakoroma] Mungu?
- [ anacheka]

2188
01:31:09,672 --> 01:31:12,975
Sasa, weka risasi hizi zote
tumboni mwangu,

2189
01:31:13,009 --> 01:31:14,844
na nitajua kwanini.

2190
01:31:15,379 --> 01:31:16,445
Lo!

2191
01:31:17,180 --> 01:31:19,015
Nitasema tu.

2192
01:31:19,048 --> 01:31:20,883
Sio lazima ushikamane
vidole vyako ndani yangu.

2193
01:31:20,916 --> 01:31:23,419
Yesu, uliza tu wakati mwingine.

2194
01:31:23,719 --> 01:31:24,955
Sawa.

2195
01:31:26,122 --> 01:31:27,123
Kweli?

2196
01:31:27,658 --> 01:31:28,858
Mikono kwenye mifuko.

2197
01:31:28,891 --> 01:31:30,459
[kupumua sana]

2198
01:31:30,493 --> 01:31:32,528
Mwanaume anayeitwa Paradox.

2199
01:31:32,561 --> 01:31:33,764
Alisema atanipata
nje ya Utupu.

2200
01:31:33,796 --> 01:31:36,032
Ninachojua ni
anafanya kazi TVA.

2201
01:31:36,065 --> 01:31:36,966
TVA.

2202
01:31:36,999 --> 01:31:38,434
Tulikuwa na makubaliano.

2203
01:31:38,467 --> 01:31:40,369
Sidhani kama huyu jamaa hajali.

2204
01:31:40,403 --> 01:31:42,371
Huh. Atafanya hivyo.

2205
01:31:42,771 --> 01:31:44,041
Halo, watu!

2206
01:31:44,074 --> 01:31:46,242
Muda gani kabla
Kinasa Muda kinatumika?

2207
01:31:46,275 --> 01:31:48,210
Tunakimbia
ukaguzi wa mwisho wa usalama.

2208
01:31:48,244 --> 01:31:50,512
Oh, sawa. Sawa. Asante
kwa bidii yako yote, Ralph.

2209
01:31:50,545 --> 01:31:52,014
- Chukua wakati wako.
- Kweli?

2210
01:31:52,048 --> 01:31:53,750
Hapana, wewe bubu!

2211
01:31:53,784 --> 01:31:55,084
Hapana! Tuna kampuni.

2212
01:31:55,117 --> 01:31:58,454
Ghairi ukaguzi wa usalama.
Tunahitaji kuishi sasa!

2213
01:31:58,487 --> 01:32:00,121
Lo, nakuchukia sana.

2214
01:32:02,191 --> 01:32:03,024
Hapana! Acha!

2215
01:32:03,059 --> 01:32:04,927
Piss off! Umechelewa sana.

2216
01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:06,829
- Umemaliza.
- Kwa nini Thor alikuwa akilia?

2217
01:32:06,862 --> 01:32:07,897
[Bw. Kitendawili] Unathubutu vipi!

2218
01:32:07,930 --> 01:32:10,466
Hakuna anayerudi kutoka Utupu.

2219
01:32:10,499 --> 01:32:12,068
Mwambie hivyo Cassandra Nova.

2220
01:32:13,069 --> 01:32:15,271
[♪ kucheza muziki wa kwaya]

2221
01:32:20,743 --> 01:32:22,877
Kitendawili. Tuna tatizo.

2222
01:32:23,645 --> 01:32:24,847
[mifupa snap]

2223
01:32:25,648 --> 01:32:27,016
[Cassandra] Kitendawili.

2224
01:32:29,185 --> 01:32:31,753
Naam, wewe ni unga kuliko
ulitazama kichwani mwa Pyro.

2225
01:32:31,786 --> 01:32:33,022
Ulijaribu kuniua.

2226
01:32:33,055 --> 01:32:34,990
Kwa kweli sina...

2227
01:32:35,024 --> 01:32:36,859
[Cassandra]
Unakuja kwa mfalme,</i>

2228
01:32:36,892 --> 01:32:38,761
afadhali umuue mfalme.</i>

2229
01:32:38,794 --> 01:32:39,895
[Deadpool] Oh-ho-ho!

2230
01:32:39,929 --> 01:32:42,130
Karibu kwa
klabu ya fuvu, Kitendawili.

2231
01:32:42,163 --> 01:32:44,700
Unajua yeye hana
osha mkono huo.

2232
01:32:44,734 --> 01:32:46,203
- Oh.
- [kuguna kwa nguvu]

2233
01:32:46,236 --> 01:32:47,336
Hii ni nini?

2234
01:32:48,604 --> 01:32:49,805
Kinasa Muda?

2235
01:32:49,839 --> 01:32:50,872
Kijana mtukutu.

2236
01:32:50,905 --> 01:32:52,274
[Deadpool] Oh, hapana.
Tuko juu yake.

2237
01:32:52,308 --> 01:32:53,641
Tunakwenda chini
na kulivunja hilo jambo sasa.

2238
01:32:53,675 --> 01:32:56,078
Tumekupata, boo. Wewe tu
endelea kucheza funguo hizo.

2239
01:32:56,112 --> 01:32:57,913
Sitaki kuiharibu.

2240
01:32:58,447 --> 01:33:00,116
Nataka kuitumia.

2241
01:33:00,149 --> 01:33:02,951
Sasa, shoo. Mama na Baba
wanafanya mazungumzo.

2242
01:33:02,984 --> 01:33:04,520
[wote wakipiga kelele]

2243
01:33:08,357 --> 01:33:09,492
[anaugulia]

2244
01:33:09,525 --> 01:33:11,460
Unajua, jambo la kuchekesha ni,

2245
01:33:11,494 --> 01:33:13,661
Nilifurahiya Utupu.

2246
01:33:13,695 --> 01:33:16,932
Umenitumia takataka zako.
Mimi na Alioth tuliisafisha.

2247
01:33:16,966 --> 01:33:19,601
Kila mtu alikuwa na furaha.

2248
01:33:19,634 --> 01:33:23,005
Na kisha ilibidi uende na
piss upande wangu wa uzio.

2249
01:33:23,037 --> 01:33:25,908
Na hivyo sasa uzio
lazima kushuka.

2250
01:33:25,941 --> 01:33:27,910
Mimi nina kwenda kutumia
Muda wako mdogo wa chombo hiki.

2251
01:33:27,943 --> 01:33:30,713
Na mimi naenda kuharibu
ulimwengu huu

2252
01:33:30,746 --> 01:33:33,416
na kinachofuata na kinachofuata
na ijayo

2253
01:33:33,449 --> 01:33:37,119
mpaka hayo yote yabaki
ni Utupu.

2254
01:33:37,153 --> 01:33:39,721
Na mimi kupata kucheza Mungu.

2255
01:33:39,754 --> 01:33:41,090
- Njoo.
- [Mr. Kitendawili kinalia]

2256
01:33:41,123 --> 01:33:42,290
Sasa utanionyesha

2257
01:33:42,323 --> 01:33:43,993
jinsi ya kutumia
kifaa chako hiki cha kupendeza.

2258
01:33:44,025 --> 01:33:45,995
Na usijali,
Nimewaita marafiki wengine

2259
01:33:46,028 --> 01:33:47,630
ili kuhakikisha
hatusumbui.

2260
01:33:50,800 --> 01:33:52,066
- [gonga mlango]
- Samahani kwa kusumbua, madam,

2261
01:33:52,100 --> 01:33:54,135
lakini kuna kitu
unahitaji kuona.

2262
01:33:54,169 --> 01:33:56,605
Tunapata dalili
ya Time Ripper isiyoidhinishwa

2263
01:33:56,639 --> 01:33:58,973
inawasha Duniani-10005.

2264
01:34:00,609 --> 01:34:01,977
Hiyo ni wilaya ya nani?

2265
01:34:02,577 --> 01:34:03,578
Kitendawili.

2266
01:34:11,888 --> 01:34:14,022
[Bw. Kitendawili hupumua, hupumua]

2267
01:34:15,056 --> 01:34:17,326
Naam, asante sana
kwa msaada wako, mpenzi.

2268
01:34:17,359 --> 01:34:19,562
Mungu. Nzuri kutoka nje
wa kichwa hicho.

2269
01:34:19,595 --> 01:34:21,629
Lo! Ni fujo iliyoje!

2270
01:34:22,797 --> 01:34:24,365
[wote wawili wakiugua]

2271
01:34:29,104 --> 01:34:30,239
[Deadpool] Acha!

2272
01:34:30,272 --> 01:34:32,273
Hebu tupeane
ili ya ziada yawe wazi.

2273
01:34:32,307 --> 01:34:34,542
Nenda, nenda, nenda, nenda!
Oh, Mungu wangu!

2274
01:34:39,180 --> 01:34:42,116
- Oh. Yangu. Mungu.
- Kumbe.

2275
01:34:43,352 --> 01:34:46,221
[♪ michezo ya muziki ya roki ya kitambo,
"Nifanye Nipoteze Kidhibiti"]

2276
01:34:49,724 --> 01:34:51,359
[Deadpool] Ni yeye!

2277
01:34:52,227 --> 01:34:54,295
- Njoo, msichana!
- [Dogpool inabweka]

2278
01:34:55,430 --> 01:34:56,297
[kubweka]

2279
01:34:56,331 --> 01:34:58,567
<i>♪ Upendo ulikuwa mzuri hivi kila wakati ♪</i>

2280
01:34:58,601 --> 01:35:00,837
<i>♪ Au hii inaweza kuwa
mwanzo tu? ♪</i>

2281
01:35:00,871 --> 01:35:02,237
Njoo, msichana!

2282
01:35:03,171 --> 01:35:05,106
<i>♪ Mtoto, mtoto ♪</i>

2283
01:35:05,139 --> 01:35:10,179
<i>♪ Washa redio
kwa sauti hiyo tamu ♪</i>

2284
01:35:10,212 --> 01:35:14,148
<i>♪ Nishikilie karibu,
usiwahi kuniruhusu niende ♪</i>

2285
01:35:14,182 --> 01:35:16,584
<i>♪ Weka hisia hii hai... ♪</i>

2286
01:35:16,618 --> 01:35:17,821
Huyo ni msichana wangu!

2287
01:35:17,854 --> 01:35:19,287
Si lazima tutengane

2288
01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:21,322
milele, milele tena.
Kamwe, kamwe...

2289
01:35:21,356 --> 01:35:22,725
- Samahani!
- [Deadpool] Fuck!

2290
01:35:22,757 --> 01:35:23,791
[♪ kusimamishwa kwa wimbo]

2291
01:35:23,826 --> 01:35:25,560
Shukrani ya Cafe ni nini
kufanya hapa?

2292
01:35:25,593 --> 01:35:27,095
- Samahani kwa hilo.
- [Mlio wa mbwa]

2293
01:35:27,127 --> 01:35:29,265
[Deadpool] Usitetemeke,
tamu Mary Puppins.

2294
01:35:29,298 --> 01:35:31,065
[ananong'ona] nitamshughulikia.

2295
01:35:31,099 --> 01:35:32,433
Njoo hapa, msichana.
Baba yuko hapa.

2296
01:35:32,467 --> 01:35:35,336
[Deadpool] Halo, usitukane
uhuru wa mnyama huyu.

2297
01:35:35,370 --> 01:35:37,704
Anaweza kuamua baba yake ni nani.

2298
01:35:37,738 --> 01:35:38,875
Itakuwa nini, msichana, huh?

2299
01:35:38,909 --> 01:35:41,309
Mapishi ya asili
au Van Milder hapa?

2300
01:35:41,342 --> 01:35:45,479
Ah, hiyo inachekesha. Naweza kwa upole
gonga ukuta wa nne pia.

2301
01:35:45,512 --> 01:35:46,648
<i>Pendekezo.</i>

2302
01:35:48,115 --> 01:35:49,250
[Deadpool] kutomba ilikuwa kwamba?

2303
01:35:49,284 --> 01:35:50,920
Bitch, unafikiri
ndivyo ninavyofanya?

2304
01:35:50,953 --> 01:35:52,220
Wote wawili nyamaza.

2305
01:35:52,254 --> 01:35:54,055
- [kunusa]
- Unanuka kitu fulani?

2306
01:35:54,088 --> 01:35:55,123
Ndio, wewe.

2307
01:35:55,156 --> 01:35:57,492
- [kunusa]
- Wengi wenu.

2308
01:35:57,525 --> 01:36:00,195
[♪ ajabu ajabu
kucheza muziki]

2309
01:36:11,440 --> 01:36:12,607
[cheza]

2310
01:36:12,640 --> 01:36:15,044
Nilikuambia zipo
Deadpools nyingi huko.

2311
01:36:15,076 --> 01:36:17,278
[♪ muziki wa kuigiza unaendelea]

2312
01:36:26,687 --> 01:36:27,823
[Deadpool] Hiyo ni mbaya.

2313
01:36:46,008 --> 01:36:47,342
[shingo kupasuka]

2314
01:36:49,110 --> 01:36:50,211
[♪ muziki unaisha]

2315
01:36:50,244 --> 01:36:51,646
Mimi kuchukua ni wao si kirafiki.

2316
01:36:51,679 --> 01:36:52,547
[Nicepool] Wema, hapana.

2317
01:36:52,580 --> 01:36:54,649
Samahani kwa hili, wavulana.
Misheni imekwisha.

2318
01:36:54,682 --> 01:36:57,752
Sababu ya kifo, mia moja
kuua-kiu Deadpools.

2319
01:36:57,785 --> 01:36:58,620
Wao ni mabubu.

2320
01:36:58,653 --> 01:37:00,489
Lakini wanaweza kupigana.
Sio mimi, ingawa.

2321
01:37:00,522 --> 01:37:03,191
Ningependa kuingia kwenye mchanganyiko,
lakini nina msongamano mdogo wa mifupa

2322
01:37:03,225 --> 01:37:05,093
na sina budi kuweka uso wangu salama.

2323
01:37:05,126 --> 01:37:06,394
[Moshi wa Deadpool]
Shikilia, tafadhali.

2324
01:37:06,427 --> 01:37:08,296
- Ee Mungu.
- [Deadpool] Sawa. Tazama.

2325
01:37:08,830 --> 01:37:09,831
Jamani!

2326
01:37:11,001 --> 01:37:12,700
Hapa ni kwa Deadpool Prime.

2327
01:37:12,734 --> 01:37:14,302
- Vita vyetu haviko na wewe ...
- [mtoto] Halo!

2328
01:37:14,335 --> 01:37:15,770
Ninapotaka maoni yako,

2329
01:37:15,803 --> 01:37:18,138
Nitachukua dick ya Wolverine
kutoka kinywani mwako.

2330
01:37:18,171 --> 01:37:19,941
Huyo ni Kidpool.
Yeye ndiye mchafu zaidi.

2331
01:37:19,974 --> 01:37:21,142
[Deadpool]
Je, tunaweza tu kumaliza?

2332
01:37:21,175 --> 01:37:23,045
[Ladypool] Ooh,
ndio tunaanza.

2333
01:37:23,078 --> 01:37:24,113
[Deadpool] Hapana, hapana, hapana, hapana, hapana.

2334
01:37:24,145 --> 01:37:26,614
Pamoja na jambo zima la anuwai.

2335
01:37:27,548 --> 01:37:28,883
Sio nzuri.

2336
01:37:28,916 --> 01:37:30,251
Imekuwa tu kukosa

2337
01:37:30,618 --> 01:37:32,121
baada ya kukosa

2338
01:37:32,153 --> 01:37:34,188
baada ya kukosa.

2339
01:37:34,222 --> 01:37:36,523
Angalia, <i>Mchawi wa Oz</i>
walifanya mbalimbali kwanza,

2340
01:37:36,556 --> 01:37:39,393
na walifanya vizuri zaidi.
Mashoga walijua.

2341
01:37:39,426 --> 01:37:40,628
Lakini hatukusikiliza.

2342
01:37:40,662 --> 01:37:43,665
Wacha tuchukue L
na kuendelea.

2343
01:37:43,698 --> 01:37:46,266
Nadhani imekuwa
vizuri sana tangu <i>Endgame.</i>

2344
01:37:46,299 --> 01:37:47,869
[Ladypool]
Unazungumzia nini?

2345
01:37:47,902 --> 01:37:49,470
Multiverse imekwisha.

2346
01:37:49,504 --> 01:37:50,771
[Cowboypool]
Cassandy ataharibu

2347
01:37:50,804 --> 01:37:52,507
kutomba nje kila kalenda.

2348
01:37:52,540 --> 01:37:54,008
Heh. Ninyi nyote hamwezi kufanya shit
kuhusu hilo.

2349
01:37:54,043 --> 01:37:55,077
[Deadpool] Je, hupati?

2350
01:37:55,110 --> 01:37:56,210
Ikiwa hatutashuka
kwa Subway

2351
01:37:56,244 --> 01:37:57,278
na kumzuia, sote tunakufa.

2352
01:37:57,311 --> 01:37:58,412
[Cowboypool]
Sema, boss lady

2353
01:37:58,445 --> 01:37:59,613
hawataki usumbufu.

2354
01:37:59,646 --> 01:38:01,416
Unataka kushuka
kwa Subway,

2355
01:38:01,449 --> 01:38:02,717
lazima upitie kwetu.

2356
01:38:02,750 --> 01:38:03,986
Uzi wakati, mtoto.

2357
01:38:04,019 --> 01:38:05,054
[Ladypool] Uzi wakati, mtoto.

2358
01:38:05,087 --> 01:38:06,386
[Deadpool] Angalia hai!

2359
01:38:07,022 --> 01:38:08,288
[Headpool inapiga kelele]

2360
01:38:14,696 --> 01:38:15,563
[kuguna]

2361
01:38:15,596 --> 01:38:17,398
- Nadhani nimepigwa.
- [Wolverine] Hakuna shit.

2362
01:38:17,432 --> 01:38:18,465
Ulifanya hivyo kwa makusudi.

2363
01:38:18,498 --> 01:38:20,233
[Deadpool]
Sikufanya kitu kama hicho!

2364
01:38:20,267 --> 01:38:21,435
Nisikilize, mrembo.

2365
01:38:21,468 --> 01:38:22,905
Inachukua muda gani
kwa wewe kuzaliwa upya?

2366
01:38:22,938 --> 01:38:24,338
Ungependa kuunda upya?

2367
01:38:26,240 --> 01:38:28,508
- [Kunguru]
- [Dogpool inaguna]

2368
01:38:28,877 --> 01:38:30,377
[retches]

2369
01:38:30,410 --> 01:38:32,246
Kweli wewe ni wa Mungu
idiot kamili, si wewe?

2370
01:38:32,280 --> 01:38:33,681
- Mimi ni sawa.
- [Deadpool] Unathubutu vipi!

2371
01:38:33,715 --> 01:38:35,750
Wewe mwana wa kihuni huna hisia!

2372
01:38:35,783 --> 01:38:37,952
Jinsi nilipaswa kujua
yeye hajazaa upya?

2373
01:38:37,985 --> 01:38:39,486
Mimi si mwanamke dawa.

2374
01:38:39,519 --> 01:38:41,856
Tazama. Mkokoteni wa donut.
Wao ni hospitali kwa vitendo.

2375
01:38:41,889 --> 01:38:42,757
- Je!
- [Deadpool] Wanauza

2376
01:38:42,790 --> 01:38:44,225
- vitengo vya triage vinavyobebeka.
- Hawana.

2377
01:38:44,258 --> 01:38:45,393
[Deadpool] Nitaenda
kukufikisha salama.

2378
01:38:45,426 --> 01:38:47,360
- Yeye si.
- [Deadpool] Pumzi ya kina.

2379
01:38:54,602 --> 01:38:55,436
[kuhema]

2380
01:38:55,470 --> 01:38:57,572
Haya, kwa nini tunaacha?

2381
01:38:57,605 --> 01:38:58,906
[Deadpool]
Ninavuta pumzi tu.

2382
01:38:58,940 --> 01:39:01,876
Nini, ni miguu yako juu
likizo? Una uzito uliokufa!

2383
01:39:01,909 --> 01:39:03,478
Hiyo ni kwa sababu nimepooza.

2384
01:39:03,511 --> 01:39:05,813
[Deadpool] Sote tunayo
matatizo. Nisikilize.

2385
01:39:05,847 --> 01:39:06,848
Utaishi.

2386
01:39:07,950 --> 01:39:09,150
Niangalie, Nicepool.

2387
01:39:09,183 --> 01:39:10,752
[milio ya risasi inaendelea]

2388
01:39:13,122 --> 01:39:14,454
Utaishi.

2389
01:39:15,023 --> 01:39:16,423
Sema!

2390
01:39:16,859 --> 01:39:18,391
Nitaishi.

2391
01:39:18,426 --> 01:39:20,494
Sema pamoja nami.
Utaishi.

2392
01:39:20,527 --> 01:39:22,696
[akipapasa] Nitaishi!

2393
01:39:22,729 --> 01:39:26,267
[Deadpool] Ha-hah!
Sema kwa sauti zaidi!

2394
01:39:26,300 --> 01:39:27,634
nitaishi...

2395
01:39:30,737 --> 01:39:31,873
[milio ya risasi]

2396
01:39:36,376 --> 01:39:37,912
Shikilia moto wako!

2397
01:39:39,847 --> 01:39:41,281
Puppy kidogo tamu.

2398
01:39:51,291 --> 01:39:52,792
[Deadpool inaguna]
Mungu alaaniwe!

2399
01:39:52,826 --> 01:39:54,930
sidhani
atafanikiwa.

2400
01:39:54,963 --> 01:39:56,663
Mungu, aliupenda uso wake.

2401
01:39:56,696 --> 01:39:59,267
Ninaweza kuonja wazo lake la mwisho.

2402
01:39:59,299 --> 01:40:00,935
Aliogopa sana.

2403
01:40:00,968 --> 01:40:02,136
Lakini alikufa shujaa.

2404
01:40:02,170 --> 01:40:04,205
Alikufa kwa mauaji,
mjinga wewe.

2405
01:40:04,238 --> 01:40:06,073
[Deadpool] Na yote niliyo nayo
kumkumbuka kwa

2406
01:40:07,008 --> 01:40:08,742
Je, hizi mbili zimepambwa kwa dhahabu,

2407
01:40:08,775 --> 01:40:11,045
.50 caliber
Bastola za Tai wa Jangwa.

2408
01:40:11,078 --> 01:40:12,078
Hii ni kwa ajili yake.

2409
01:40:12,779 --> 01:40:14,348
Je, uko tayari?

2410
01:40:14,382 --> 01:40:16,285
Nitapata kuua mia wewe?

2411
01:40:16,317 --> 01:40:17,684
Fuck yeah, niko tayari.

2412
01:40:18,552 --> 01:40:20,087
Hey, hutaki
kuona hii, bub.

2413
01:40:20,121 --> 01:40:21,354
[Deadpool] Huyo ni msichana mzuri.

2414
01:40:21,388 --> 01:40:24,324
[♪ 'Miaka ya 80 kucheza muziki wa pop,
Madonna "Kama Maombi"]

2415
01:40:25,626 --> 01:40:30,097
<i>♪ Maisha ni fumbo ♪</i>

2416
01:40:30,131 --> 01:40:34,401
<i>♪ Kila mtu lazima asimame peke yake ♪</i>

2417
01:40:34,434 --> 01:40:39,240
<i>♪ Nasikia ukiita jina langu ♪</i>

2418
01:40:39,273 --> 01:40:43,077
<i>♪ Na inahisi kama ♪</i>

2419
01:40:43,978 --> 01:40:45,881
<i>♪ Nyumbani... ♪</i>

2420
01:40:58,160 --> 01:40:59,726
[Deadpool] Mtakatifu shit.

2421
01:40:59,759 --> 01:41:02,129
Unahifadhi vitu vizuri
kwa hafla maalum?

2422
01:41:02,163 --> 01:41:03,496
Kuua, hasa.

2423
01:41:03,530 --> 01:41:04,630
[Deadpool]
Ni nini upinzani wa upepo

2424
01:41:04,663 --> 01:41:05,765
kwenye hizo pini za blowjob?

2425
01:41:05,799 --> 01:41:07,836
- [kuguna]
- [anacheka] Samahani.

2426
01:41:07,870 --> 01:41:10,503
Mimi ni paka tu
wakati nina wivu.

2427
01:41:10,537 --> 01:41:12,206
Sawa, tufanye hivi.

2428
01:41:12,240 --> 01:41:13,607
Upeo wa juhudi.

2429
01:41:16,244 --> 01:41:17,445
[♪ kusitisha wimbo]

2430
01:41:21,015 --> 01:41:22,482
[Deadpools wanapiga kelele]

2431
01:41:23,782 --> 01:41:25,186
- [♪ wimbo unaendelea kucheza]
- [wote wakilalamika]

2432
01:41:25,219 --> 01:41:28,857
<i>♪ Unapoita jina langu
Ni kama maombi kidogo ♪</i>

2433
01:41:28,890 --> 01:41:33,094
<i>♪ Nimepiga magoti
Ninataka kukupeleka huko ♪</i>

2434
01:41:33,127 --> 01:41:37,331
<i>♪ Saa ya usiku wa manane
Ninaweza kuhisi nguvu zako ♪</i>

2435
01:41:37,365 --> 01:41:41,601
<i>♪ Kama maombi
Unajua nitakupeleka huko ♪</i>

2436
01:41:41,635 --> 01:41:45,604
<i>♪ Maisha ni fumbo ♪</i>

2437
01:41:45,638 --> 01:41:49,776
<i>♪ Kila mtu lazima asimame peke yake ♪</i>

2438
01:41:49,810 --> 01:41:53,147
<i>♪ Nasikia ukiita jina langu ♪</i>

2439
01:41:53,180 --> 01:41:54,413
Umekufa.

2440
01:41:54,446 --> 01:41:58,451
<i>♪ Na inahisi kama ♪</i>

2441
01:42:00,187 --> 01:42:01,655
[Deadpools wanapiga kelele]

2442
01:42:01,688 --> 01:42:04,124
<i>♪ Acha kwaya iimbe ♪</i>

2443
01:42:04,157 --> 01:42:08,129
<i>♪ Unapoita jina langu
Ni kama maombi kidogo ♪</i>

2444
01:42:08,163 --> 01:42:12,565
<i>♪ Nimepiga magoti
Nataka kukupeleka huko ♪</i>

2445
01:42:12,598 --> 01:42:16,702
<i>♪ Saa ya usiku wa manane
Ninaweza kuhisi nguvu zako ♪</i>

2446
01:42:16,736 --> 01:42:20,141
<i>♪ Kama maombi
Unajua nitakupeleka huko ♪</i>

2447
01:42:20,174 --> 01:42:21,574
Mama mzazi.

2448
01:42:22,309 --> 01:42:23,811
Laiti ningekuwa kiziwi.

2449
01:42:23,844 --> 01:42:24,878
<i>♪ nitakupeleka huko ♪</i>

2450
01:42:24,911 --> 01:42:26,679
<i>♪ kwangu ni kama ndoto ♪</i>

2451
01:42:26,712 --> 01:42:28,916
<i>♪ Ah, ndio
ndio ndio ndio ndio ♪</i>

2452
01:42:28,950 --> 01:42:31,551
<i>♪ Kama maombi,
nitakupeleka huko ♪</i>

2453
01:42:31,584 --> 01:42:33,220
<i>♪ Ah ndio, ndio ♪</i>

2454
01:42:33,254 --> 01:42:35,521
<i>♪ kwangu ni kama ndoto ♪</i>

2455
01:42:35,554 --> 01:42:38,658
<i>♪ Oh, oh ♪</i>

2456
01:42:38,692 --> 01:42:42,096
<i>♪ Ni kama maombi... ♪</i>

2457
01:42:43,797 --> 01:42:45,798
[kilio Deadpool] Sijui
unataka kufa. Sitaki kufa.

2458
01:42:45,832 --> 01:42:46,933
sitaki...

2459
01:42:54,540 --> 01:42:56,742
[♪ kucheza muziki wa nje]

2460
01:42:58,945 --> 01:43:00,448
- [♪ wimbo unaisha]
- [Miguno ya Deadpool]

2461
01:43:00,480 --> 01:43:01,882
[Deadpool] Njoo.

2462
01:43:01,916 --> 01:43:03,017
Lo, nilipiga.

2463
01:43:03,050 --> 01:43:05,151
Baada ya yote hayo, jambo pekee
watakumbuka

2464
01:43:05,185 --> 01:43:07,020
Huo ni mteremko wa kutisha wa Mungu!

2465
01:43:07,955 --> 01:43:09,488
[kucheka]

2466
01:43:11,691 --> 01:43:13,394
Unacheka nini,
wewe mpuuzi mdogo?

2467
01:43:13,427 --> 01:43:14,626
[Babypool] Uh-oh.

2468
01:43:14,660 --> 01:43:15,929
[Deadpool] Uh-oh.

2469
01:43:15,962 --> 01:43:17,596
[Mlio wa watoto]

2470
01:43:18,131 --> 01:43:20,167
[Babypool inacheka]

2471
01:43:20,201 --> 01:43:21,868
Nadhani hawa wanazaliwa upya.

2472
01:43:23,769 --> 01:43:26,373
Njoo.
Hatuna wakati wa hii.

2473
01:43:26,406 --> 01:43:27,440
[Peter] Deadpools!

2474
01:43:27,474 --> 01:43:28,843
Simama chini.

2475
01:43:29,844 --> 01:43:32,046
[♪ kucheza muziki wa kishujaa]

2476
01:43:39,253 --> 01:43:40,653
Deadpool hii ni pamoja nami.

2477
01:43:40,687 --> 01:43:42,156
[Deadpool] Oh, hapana.

2478
01:43:42,189 --> 01:43:43,555
[Ladypool] Mtakatifu shit.

2479
01:43:43,589 --> 01:43:45,159
[Kidpool]
Huyo ni mchafu Peter!

2480
01:43:45,192 --> 01:43:46,759
[Deadpools wakishangilia]

2481
01:43:48,061 --> 01:43:49,930
[Deadpool] Subiri, wewe...
Mnamfahamu Peter?

2482
01:43:49,964 --> 01:43:52,033
[Ladypool] Unatania?
Kila Deadpool ina Peter.

2483
01:43:52,066 --> 01:43:54,467
[Cowboypool] Shit.
Peter ni hadithi ya mungu

2484
01:43:54,501 --> 01:43:56,036
katika kila ulimwengu wa Deadpool.

2485
01:43:56,069 --> 01:43:58,404
Peter-<i>san. Hai.</i>

2486
01:43:58,438 --> 01:44:00,073
[Deadpools wakishangilia]

2487
01:44:04,477 --> 01:44:05,577
[Peter anacheka]

2488
01:44:05,611 --> 01:44:07,613
[Deadpools wakiimba]
Peter. Peter. Peter.

2489
01:44:07,646 --> 01:44:10,918
Peter. Peter. Peter.
Peter. Peter. Peter.

2490
01:44:10,951 --> 01:44:13,619
- Petro. Peter. Peter.
- [Peter akicheka]

2491
01:44:13,652 --> 01:44:15,288
[Deadpool] Furahia Peter wangu.

2492
01:44:16,622 --> 01:44:19,827
- [♪ kucheza muziki mkali]
- [Time Ripper thrumming]

2493
01:44:35,341 --> 01:44:36,910
[Time Ripper inavuma]

2494
01:44:42,715 --> 01:44:43,817
Lo, sasa uko hapa.

2495
01:44:43,850 --> 01:44:45,318
Lo, umechelewa sana.
Yote yameisha.

2496
01:44:45,351 --> 01:44:46,519
Bado, sio.

2497
01:44:46,553 --> 01:44:48,253
[Deadpool] Lo. Hapana, hapana, hapana.
Tuko karibu sana.

2498
01:44:48,288 --> 01:44:49,655
Kunyoosha nyumbani, watu. Ahadi.

2499
01:44:49,688 --> 01:44:51,392
Haraka, tuchangie.

2500
01:44:51,425 --> 01:44:52,791
Ikiwa anaiba
nishati ya Time Ripper,

2501
01:44:52,826 --> 01:44:55,462
ana uwezo wa kupasua
kitambaa cha ukweli wote

2502
01:44:55,495 --> 01:44:57,263
mpaka hakuna kitu kilichobaki
bali Utupu.

2503
01:44:57,297 --> 01:44:58,531
Je, tunaifungaje?

2504
01:44:58,565 --> 01:44:59,730
sijui.

2505
01:44:59,764 --> 01:45:01,367
[Bw. Miguno ya kitendawili]

2506
01:45:01,401 --> 01:45:02,634
[Wolverine] Vipi sasa?

2507
01:45:02,668 --> 01:45:03,870
[Deadpool] Kinyago
inatisha kweli, huh?

2508
01:45:03,903 --> 01:45:06,206
Ni kama Batman,
isipokuwa anaweza kuisogeza shingo yake.

2509
01:45:06,239 --> 01:45:07,874
Sawa, angalia, angalia, angalia.

2510
01:45:09,042 --> 01:45:11,611
Ripper inalishwa kutoka
chumba salama chini ya ardhi.

2511
01:45:11,644 --> 01:45:14,680
Inaendeshwa na vitu pacha
na malisho ya kuzuia vitu

2512
01:45:14,713 --> 01:45:16,149
<i>inaungana ndani ya kifaa.</i>

2513
01:45:16,182 --> 01:45:17,015
<i>Sasa, Cassandra Nova</i>

2514
01:45:17,049 --> 01:45:18,351
<i>inaelekeza kwingine
nguvu ya Ripper</i>

2515
01:45:18,384 --> 01:45:20,719
kuondoa muda wote,
kuanzia na huyu.

2516
01:45:20,752 --> 01:45:22,123
Kinadharia,
unaweza kumzuia

2517
01:45:22,156 --> 01:45:24,124
kwa kusambaza malisho kwa muda mfupi
katika chumba cha chini.

2518
01:45:24,157 --> 01:45:26,758
Mmoja wenu alikuwa atengeneze a
mzunguko kati ya malisho mawili,

2519
01:45:26,792 --> 01:45:30,095
kisha nguvu iliyotolewa
itaharibu mashine.

2520
01:45:30,129 --> 01:45:31,931
- Lakini, vizuri ... Lakini ...
- [Deadpool] Njoo, mtu.

2521
01:45:31,965 --> 01:45:34,067
Ikiwa hautameza,
mate nje.

2522
01:45:34,100 --> 01:45:37,437
Yeyote aliyeunda daraja
ingeangamizwa.

2523
01:45:37,470 --> 01:45:38,804
Ningeweza kuishi na hilo.

2524
01:45:38,837 --> 01:45:40,173
[Deadpool] Ndio, ningeweza kuishi
na hilo, pia, kwa kweli.

2525
01:45:40,206 --> 01:45:41,673
Unajua, tunaishi chochote.
Sisi ni kama mende.

2526
01:45:41,707 --> 01:45:42,609
- [Deadpool inacheka]
- [Mr. Kitendawili] Sio wakati huu.

2527
01:45:42,641 --> 01:45:45,011
Hili ni jambo na ni kinyume na jambo.

2528
01:45:45,044 --> 01:45:47,080
Hawachezi vizuri
na kila mmoja.

2529
01:45:47,113 --> 01:45:50,582
Wanapochanganyika katika mwili wako,
utakuwa atomized.

2530
01:45:50,616 --> 01:45:52,685
Amini sheria za fizikia
kama huniamini.

2531
01:45:52,719 --> 01:45:54,854
Hata kama uliishi muda wa kutosha
kutengeneza mzunguko,

2532
01:45:54,888 --> 01:45:57,723
utafia huko chini.

2533
01:46:03,264 --> 01:46:04,397
[kupasuka]

2534
01:46:11,972 --> 01:46:14,374
[♪ kwaya ya kuigiza
kucheza muziki]

2535
01:46:14,407 --> 01:46:15,808
[kuomboleza]

2536
01:46:22,849 --> 01:46:24,417
[Wolverine] Acha. Shikilia.

2537
01:46:24,450 --> 01:46:25,952
Ulimsikia yule mpuuzi pale juu.

2538
01:46:25,985 --> 01:46:30,688
Hata kama tutaondoa hii,
tumekufa. Kudumu.

2539
01:46:30,721 --> 01:46:32,960
- Ndio maana inabidi kuwa mimi.
- Je!

2540
01:46:36,728 --> 01:46:38,730
Angalia, mtu ... [ akihema]

2541
01:46:38,764 --> 01:46:41,099
hukuuliza lolote kati ya haya.

2542
01:46:41,133 --> 01:46:42,468
Ulikuwa sahihi.

2543
01:46:42,503 --> 01:46:43,702
Nilidanganya.

2544
01:46:44,404 --> 01:46:46,072
Nilidanganya mbele ya uso wako

2545
01:46:46,104 --> 01:46:48,208
ili tu unisaidie.
Na ulifanya.

2546
01:46:49,142 --> 01:46:50,708
Hukudanganya.

2547
01:46:52,511 --> 01:46:54,013
Ulifanya hamu ya elimu.

2548
01:46:57,083 --> 01:46:58,084
Njoo.

2549
01:46:59,085 --> 01:47:01,086
Una ulimwengu mzima
kurudi nyuma.

2550
01:47:02,589 --> 01:47:03,789
Sikupata chochote.

2551
01:47:05,724 --> 01:47:06,926
Sikupata chochote.

2552
01:47:11,796 --> 01:47:12,998
Nipe hii.

2553
01:47:20,039 --> 01:47:21,206
Habari.

2554
01:47:25,612 --> 01:47:27,480
Nilisubiri kwa muda mrefu
kwa timu hii.

2555
01:47:29,716 --> 01:47:30,983
Unajua kitu?

2556
01:47:32,718 --> 01:47:34,320
Ulikuwa Wolverine bora zaidi.

2557
01:47:35,087 --> 01:47:37,290
[♪ kucheza muziki wa hisia]

2558
01:47:43,028 --> 01:47:45,064
Sema salamu kwa marafiki zako kwa ajili yangu.

2559
01:47:53,739 --> 01:47:55,008
[Wolverine anaguna]

2560
01:47:57,243 --> 01:47:58,278
Hapana!

2561
01:47:58,311 --> 01:47:59,511
Fungua mlango!

2562
01:47:59,544 --> 01:48:02,048
[Deadpool] Siwezi kukusikia
juu ya dhabihu zote adhimu.

2563
01:48:02,081 --> 01:48:03,682
Kwa nini unafanya hivi?

2564
01:48:03,715 --> 01:48:06,819
[Deadpool]
Kwa sababu Mimi nina Ajabu Yesu.

2565
01:48:08,387 --> 01:48:09,388
Au Spock.

2566
01:48:10,589 --> 01:48:11,624
Vigumu kusema.

2567
01:48:11,658 --> 01:48:12,991
[glasi inasikika]

2568
01:48:14,259 --> 01:48:15,360
[smooches]

2569
01:48:16,295 --> 01:48:17,730
[Wolverine] Wade!

2570
01:48:17,764 --> 01:48:19,931
Mjinga wewe!

2571
01:48:23,801 --> 01:48:26,605
[Deadpool inacheka]
Samahani, ninasitasita tu.

2572
01:48:26,638 --> 01:48:28,540
Nadhani nina wasiwasi juu ya kufa.

2573
01:48:29,408 --> 01:48:31,043
Huyu anapaswa kuwa mimi.

2574
01:48:31,076 --> 01:48:32,878
[Deadpool] Msalimie
marafiki zangu kwa ajili yangu, karanga.

2575
01:48:32,911 --> 01:48:34,179
[Wolverine] Wade!

2576
01:48:34,212 --> 01:48:36,214
Unataka kuwa
mchomo wa kuudhi, fanya upande huu!

2577
01:48:36,248 --> 01:48:38,484
Utakufa huko,
mjinga wewe!

2578
01:48:38,518 --> 01:48:40,018
[kupumua sana]

2579
01:48:45,258 --> 01:48:47,327
Habari! Huna haja
kufanya hivi.

2580
01:48:47,360 --> 01:48:49,262
[Deadpool] Sifanyi hivyo
kwa sababu ninaihitaji.

2581
01:48:50,096 --> 01:48:52,397
Ninafanya kwa sababu wanafanya.

2582
01:48:52,431 --> 01:48:53,565
[kuguna]

2583
01:48:55,835 --> 01:48:57,602
[kukaza]

2584
01:49:03,275 --> 01:49:04,476
Hapana!

2585
01:49:05,410 --> 01:49:06,546
[kuguna]

2586
01:49:08,680 --> 01:49:10,249
[kukaza]

2587
01:49:18,156 --> 01:49:19,191
[kuguna]

2588
01:49:20,859 --> 01:49:22,461
[kukaza]

2589
01:49:28,900 --> 01:49:30,269
[hushusha pumzi]

2590
01:49:31,002 --> 01:49:32,304
[anaendelea kukaza mwendo]

2591
01:49:33,772 --> 01:49:35,374
Hatafanikiwa.

2592
01:49:38,777 --> 01:49:40,145
[matatizo]

2593
01:49:43,949 --> 01:49:45,217
Imekwisha.

2594
01:49:46,886 --> 01:49:48,086
[kuguna]

2595
01:49:48,787 --> 01:49:50,122
[kukaza]

2596
01:49:53,392 --> 01:49:54,959
[anaendelea kukaza mwendo]

2597
01:49:57,830 --> 01:49:58,964
[kupiga kelele]

2598
01:49:58,998 --> 01:50:00,066
[kwaya]
<i>♪ Unapoita jina langu ♪</i>

2599
01:50:00,098 --> 01:50:02,000
<i>♪ Ni kama maombi kidogo ♪</i>

2600
01:50:02,033 --> 01:50:04,102
<i>♪ Nimepiga magoti ♪</i>

2601
01:50:04,136 --> 01:50:06,370
<i>♪ nataka kukupeleka huko ♪</i>

2602
01:50:06,404 --> 01:50:10,308
<i>♪ Saa ya usiku wa manane
Ninaweza kuhisi nguvu zako ♪</i>

2603
01:50:10,342 --> 01:50:13,578
<i>♪ Kama maombi
Unajua nitakupeleka huko ♪</i>

2604
01:50:13,612 --> 01:50:14,746
[kuguna]

2605
01:50:14,780 --> 01:50:16,681
<i>♪ kukupeleka huko ♪</i>

2606
01:50:16,714 --> 01:50:20,786
<i>♪ Maisha ni fumbo ♪</i>

2607
01:50:20,820 --> 01:50:23,721
<i>♪ Kila mtu lazima asimame peke yake ♪</i>

2608
01:50:23,754 --> 01:50:25,489
[kukaza]

2609
01:50:25,523 --> 01:50:29,194
- <i>♪ Nasikia ukiita jina langu ♪</i>
- [kuguna]

2610
01:50:29,227 --> 01:50:31,229
- <i>♪ Na inahisi kama ♪</i>
- [kukaza]

2611
01:50:33,565 --> 01:50:37,569
- <i>♪ Na ninahisi kama nyumbani ♪</i>
- [kukaza]

2612
01:50:37,603 --> 01:50:39,104
[kuunguruma]

2613
01:50:45,709 --> 01:50:47,311
[kupiga kelele]

2614
01:50:47,745 --> 01:50:49,347
[kupiga kelele]

2615
01:50:51,416 --> 01:50:52,616
[♪ muziki hufifia]

2616
01:50:52,650 --> 01:50:54,119
[Deadpool] <i>The Wolverine.</i>

2617
01:50:54,986 --> 01:50:57,021
<i>Yeye ni shujaa katika ulimwengu wangu.</i>

2618
01:50:59,057 --> 01:51:00,192
[Wolverine] <i> Yeyote
unafikiri mimi ndiye,</i>

2619
01:51:00,225 --> 01:51:01,660
<i>una mtu asiyefaa.</i>

2620
01:51:03,093 --> 01:51:05,095
[Laura] Ulikuwa kila wakati
mtu mbaya...</i>

2621
01:51:06,530 --> 01:51:07,565
<i>mpaka hukuwa.</i>

2622
01:51:07,598 --> 01:51:10,035
<i>♪ Maisha ni fumbo ♪</i>

2623
01:51:10,068 --> 01:51:11,470
[Bw. Kitendawili] <i>Wade.</i>

2624
01:51:11,503 --> 01:51:13,504
<i>♪ Kila mtu lazima asimame peke yake ♪</i>

2625
01:51:13,537 --> 01:51:18,008
<i>Wade. Unaweza hatimaye,
hatimaye jambo.</i>

2626
01:51:18,042 --> 01:51:20,178
<i>♪ Nasikia ukiita jina langu ♪</i>

2627
01:51:20,212 --> 01:51:24,649
<i>♪ Na inahisi kama ♪</i>

2628
01:51:25,584 --> 01:51:29,421
<i>♪ Nyumbani ♪</i>

2629
01:51:29,454 --> 01:51:30,755
[kukaza]

2630
01:51:30,789 --> 01:51:33,825
<i>♪ Ninasikia sauti yako ♪</i>

2631
01:51:33,859 --> 01:51:35,126
Vanessa.

2632
01:51:35,160 --> 01:51:37,661
<i>♪ Ni kama malaika anayeugua ♪</i>

2633
01:51:37,695 --> 01:51:39,064
<i>Nataka kumuona Vanessa.</i>

2634
01:51:39,097 --> 01:51:43,334
<i>♪ Sina chaguo
Nasikia sauti yako ♪</i>

2635
01:51:43,367 --> 01:51:45,570
<i>♪ Anahisi kuruka ♪</i>

2636
01:51:45,604 --> 01:51:50,175
Kwa mara ya kwanza maishani mwangu,
Ninajivunia kuvaa suti hii.

2637
01:51:51,141 --> 01:51:53,077
<i>Inamaanisha mimi ni X-Man.</i>

2638
01:51:55,479 --> 01:51:56,949
Mimi ndiye X-Man.

2639
01:51:56,983 --> 01:51:58,885
<i>♪ Ninaweza kuhisi nguvu zako ♪</i>

2640
01:51:58,918 --> 01:52:02,620
<i>♪ Kama maombi
Unajua nitakupeleka huko ♪</i>

2641
01:52:02,653 --> 01:52:03,856
[kupiga kelele]

2642
01:52:03,890 --> 01:52:07,191
<i>♪ Unapoita jina langu
Ni kama maombi kidogo ♪</i>

2643
01:52:07,224 --> 01:52:09,728
<i>♪ Nimepiga magoti ♪</i>

2644
01:52:09,761 --> 01:52:11,396
[kupiga kelele]

2645
01:52:11,429 --> 01:52:15,300
<i>♪ Saa ya usiku wa manane
Ninaweza kuhisi nguvu zako ♪</i>

2646
01:52:15,333 --> 01:52:16,868
<i>♪ Kama tu maombi ♪</i>

2647
01:52:16,902 --> 01:52:20,805
<i>♪ Unajua nitakuchukua,
kukuchukua, kukuchukua ♪</i>

2648
01:52:23,141 --> 01:52:24,441
[♪ wimbo unaisha]

2649
01:52:31,683 --> 01:52:33,685
[♪ kucheza muziki makini]

2650
01:52:41,026 --> 01:52:42,660
[mwanamke] Kitendawili.

2651
01:52:44,528 --> 01:52:45,965
Umekuwa na shughuli nyingi.

2652
01:52:45,998 --> 01:52:47,231
Naam, ilibidi mtu awe.

2653
01:52:47,264 --> 01:52:49,133
Tulikuwa na usomaji wa ajabu
kutoka eneo hili.

2654
01:52:49,166 --> 01:52:50,367
Usingejua chochote kuhusu

2655
01:52:50,401 --> 01:52:52,905
Time Ripper isiyoidhinishwa,
ungependa?

2656
01:52:52,939 --> 01:52:54,539
Lo, hapana. Hapana.
Nisingejua chochote

2657
01:52:54,573 --> 01:52:56,240
kuhusu asiyeidhinishwa
Wakati Ripper.

2658
01:52:56,273 --> 01:52:57,976
Labda unapaswa kuuliza
Cassandra Nova.

2659
01:52:58,009 --> 01:52:59,143
Kwa sababu nilikuwa na uhakika

2660
01:52:59,176 --> 01:53:01,580
kwamba amehifadhiwa salama
katika Utupu. Lakini hapana,

2661
01:53:01,613 --> 01:53:03,848
alikuwa hapa.
Na yeye aliupenda ubongo wangu.

2662
01:53:03,882 --> 01:53:06,151
- Uliruhusuje hii kutokea?
- Hukuhusika hata kidogo?

2663
01:53:06,184 --> 01:53:08,887
Katika kumzuia, ndiyo!
Ndiyo, nilikuwa.

2664
01:53:08,920 --> 01:53:10,454
Lakini si karibu kutosha.

2665
01:53:10,487 --> 01:53:12,858
Sio kama wanaume
ambaye alishuka huko nyuma yake.

2666
01:53:13,591 --> 01:53:14,659
Wanaume wangu.

2667
01:53:15,459 --> 01:53:16,460
Rafiki zangu.

2668
01:53:17,795 --> 01:53:18,964
Niliwaonya.

2669
01:53:18,997 --> 01:53:20,464
Kwamba wangekuwa kabisa
kufutwa kama wangeenda.

2670
01:53:20,497 --> 01:53:22,232
Lakini walikwenda hata hivyo. Kama...

2671
01:53:23,868 --> 01:53:25,270
Kama mashujaa.

2672
01:53:25,303 --> 01:53:27,005
[♪ kucheza muziki mkali]

2673
01:53:27,038 --> 01:53:28,772
Kwa sababu ndivyo walivyokuwa.

2674
01:53:31,476 --> 01:53:33,211
Walifanya tu
walichopaswa kufanya.

2675
01:53:34,345 --> 01:53:36,213
Bila wasiwasi
kwa usalama wao wenyewe.

2676
01:53:39,515 --> 01:53:43,054
Ukweli kwamba sisi ni
wote bado wamesimama hapa

2677
01:53:43,088 --> 01:53:45,890
ni ushuhuda wa ushujaa wao.

2678
01:53:49,460 --> 01:53:50,894
Hata hivyo, hakuna kitu
wewe au mimi tunaweza kufanya

2679
01:53:50,928 --> 01:53:52,163
kuwarudisha sasa.

2680
01:53:53,631 --> 01:53:55,733
[Deadpool] Amefufuka,
mtoto wa kike.

2681
01:53:55,766 --> 01:53:56,836
Kumbe!

2682
01:53:56,869 --> 01:54:01,337
<i>♪ Na sitaki
ulimwengu kuniona ♪</i>

2683
01:54:01,371 --> 01:54:06,243
<i>♪ Kwa sababu sifikirii
kwamba wangeelewa ♪</i>

2684
01:54:06,276 --> 01:54:10,381
<i>♪ Wakati kila kitu kiko
kufanywa kuvunjwa ♪</i>

2685
01:54:10,414 --> 01:54:16,186
<i>♪ nakutaka wewe tu
kujua mimi ni nani ♪</i>

2686
01:54:16,220 --> 01:54:17,421
[Deadpool]
Nimepata Nakala yako mpya.

2687
01:54:17,454 --> 01:54:20,257
Na tunaendelea vizuri,
wewe kipande cha shit.

2688
01:54:20,290 --> 01:54:21,826
- [wakala wa TVA wa kike] Mm.
- [wakala wa kiume wa TVA] Mm-hmm.

2689
01:54:21,860 --> 01:54:23,327
Nzuri kweli.

2690
01:54:23,360 --> 01:54:26,263
[Deadpool] Sawa.
Ondoa matiti yako yenye mafuta,

2691
01:54:26,296 --> 01:54:27,364
wewe mchumba.

2692
01:54:27,398 --> 01:54:29,868
- [anapumua]
- Sielewi.

2693
01:54:29,901 --> 01:54:31,335
nyie wawili bado mko hai?

2694
01:54:31,368 --> 01:54:33,237
[Deadpool] Ulikuwa sahihi. Moja
wetu tungeuawa.

2695
01:54:33,271 --> 01:54:35,073
- [kukata tamaa]
- Lakini unaweka Deadpool

2696
01:54:35,106 --> 01:54:36,440
na Wolverine pamoja,

2697
01:54:36,473 --> 01:54:38,842
wafanye washike mikono
nikimsikiliza Madonna...

2698
01:54:38,876 --> 01:54:41,311
asiyeweza kuharibika, mama mzazi.

2699
01:54:41,345 --> 01:54:43,414
Wacha tuchukue Deadpool hii
Lahaja nyuma kwa Utupu.

2700
01:54:43,447 --> 01:54:44,748
[Deadpool] Subiri, shikilia.
Je!

2701
01:54:44,783 --> 01:54:45,818
[Peter] Hapana. Kweli...

2702
01:54:45,850 --> 01:54:47,583
Huyu ni mtu wa nyumbani kama mimi.

2703
01:54:47,617 --> 01:54:48,920
Yeye ni wa hapa.

2704
01:54:48,953 --> 01:54:49,988
Na wewe ni?

2705
01:54:50,021 --> 01:54:52,756
Peterpool.
Lakini unaweza kuniita Peter.

2706
01:54:54,258 --> 01:54:55,559
Na natumai utafanya.

2707
01:55:01,698 --> 01:55:03,332
Ni nini kinaendelea hapa?

2708
01:55:03,367 --> 01:55:05,202
Uko chini ya hukumu

2709
01:55:05,235 --> 01:55:07,237
kwa uendeshaji
Kinasa Muda kisichoidhinishwa.

2710
01:55:07,271 --> 01:55:08,439
- Mchukue.
- Nilikuwa nikifanya nini

2711
01:55:08,472 --> 01:55:10,075
huna ujasiri wa kufanya.

2712
01:55:10,108 --> 01:55:11,175
[Moshi wa Deadpool]

2713
01:55:11,207 --> 01:55:13,978
Pata mikono yako ya jeuri
mbali yangu! Shuka!

2714
01:55:15,180 --> 01:55:16,915
Ninashukuru, mabwana.

2715
01:55:17,781 --> 01:55:18,782
Hebu tushike pinde.

2716
01:55:18,817 --> 01:55:21,418
Uliongoza mutant ya kiwango cha Omega
kwa ratiba hii.

2717
01:55:21,452 --> 01:55:23,121
- [Deadpool] Unakaribishwa.
- Na wewe

2718
01:55:23,154 --> 01:55:24,621
haipaswi hata kuwa
karibu na kalenda hii ya matukio.

2719
01:55:24,655 --> 01:55:26,924
- [Deadpool] Anakaribishwa.
- Na wewe

2720
01:55:26,958 --> 01:55:28,791
angalia vizuri kwenye hiyo suti.

2721
01:55:28,826 --> 01:55:29,928
samahani sana.

2722
01:55:30,693 --> 01:55:31,830
[kifaa kinapiga]

2723
01:55:34,331 --> 01:55:35,967
Nataka kukuonyesha kitu.

2724
01:55:37,035 --> 01:55:38,334
Kitu kikubwa.

2725
01:55:38,367 --> 01:55:40,303
[Deadpool] Hiyo ni nini
Skauti Kevin aliwahi kusema.

2726
01:55:41,805 --> 01:55:43,373
Je, unaona hilo?

2727
01:55:43,407 --> 01:55:45,275
Ulimwengu wako unazaa upya.

2728
01:55:46,144 --> 01:55:47,911
Chochote ulichofanya hapa,

2729
01:55:47,945 --> 01:55:50,247
hukuokoa ulimwengu wako tu.

2730
01:55:50,280 --> 01:55:52,782
Umehifadhi rekodi yako ya matukio
kutoka kwa kutoweka.

2731
01:55:54,651 --> 01:55:55,820
Ningepumzika.

2732
01:55:55,854 --> 01:55:58,288
Ninahisi kazi yako
ndio inaanza tu.

2733
01:55:58,322 --> 01:56:00,657
[Deadpool inanong'ona]
Mpaka una miaka 90.

2734
01:56:00,691 --> 01:56:02,425
Subiri! Um...

2735
01:56:02,459 --> 01:56:06,064
Hatukuweza kufaulu
ya The Void bila msaada wowote

2736
01:56:06,097 --> 01:56:09,032
kutoka kwa baadhi ya watu
kwamba aina ya ulimwengu ...

2737
01:56:09,066 --> 01:56:10,367
aina ya kusahau.

2738
01:56:10,400 --> 01:56:13,004
Je, kuna njia yoyote hiyo
labda utapata njia

2739
01:56:13,037 --> 01:56:14,370
kuwaleta nyumbani?

2740
01:56:15,974 --> 01:56:17,307
Nitaona ninachoweza kufanya.

2741
01:56:17,341 --> 01:56:19,844
[Deadpool] Na, um,
Nilimuahidi rafiki yangu hapa

2742
01:56:19,878 --> 01:56:22,646
ambayo TVA inaweza kutengua
uchafu fulani mbaya sana

2743
01:56:22,679 --> 01:56:23,547
katika ratiba yake.

2744
01:56:23,580 --> 01:56:25,048
Ungesema nini kwa hilo?

2745
01:56:25,082 --> 01:56:26,583
Badilisha zamani?

2746
01:56:26,617 --> 01:56:28,887
[Deadpool] Kweli, alifanya
nisaidie kuokoa ulimwengu.

2747
01:56:28,920 --> 01:56:31,522
Na zamani zake zilimfanya
mtu aliyefanya hivyo.

2748
01:56:32,389 --> 01:56:34,791
Hakuna cha kurekebisha,
Bw. Wilson.

2749
01:56:36,161 --> 01:56:37,394
Logan.

2750
01:56:40,763 --> 01:56:42,632
- [Deadpool] Shawarma? Ndiyo.
- Ningeweza kula.

2751
01:56:52,309 --> 01:56:54,744
Unajua, Avengers
aligundua shawarma.

2752
01:56:55,545 --> 01:56:57,447
Wangebahatika kuwa na wewe.

2753
01:57:01,052 --> 01:57:02,854
[mbwa akibweka]

2754
01:57:04,554 --> 01:57:06,858
- Oh.
- Ah, njoo.

2755
01:57:06,891 --> 01:57:07,926
Furahi!

2756
01:57:09,060 --> 01:57:10,459
Njoo hapa, chunchkin wangu mdogo.

2757
01:57:10,493 --> 01:57:12,029
- [Dogpool inabweka]
- Ndiyo, ni wewe.

2758
01:57:12,062 --> 01:57:14,064
Wewe ni mwokozi.

2759
01:57:14,097 --> 01:57:15,132
Mwah.

2760
01:57:15,165 --> 01:57:17,001
Lo, yote ni sawa ulimwenguni.

2761
01:57:18,236 --> 01:57:19,436
Ndiyo, ni.

2762
01:57:21,072 --> 01:57:22,405
Kwa hivyo utafanya nini baadaye?

2763
01:57:23,706 --> 01:57:25,909
Nitaifahamu.
Mimi hufanya hivyo kila wakati.

2764
01:57:26,709 --> 01:57:27,812
Sawa.

2765
01:57:28,745 --> 01:57:30,479
Kwa hivyo labda nitakuona karibu?

2766
01:57:30,513 --> 01:57:33,016
[♪ kucheza muziki wa roho,
"Wewe Ndiye Ninachohitaji Kupitia"]

2767
01:57:35,152 --> 01:57:36,351
Labda sivyo.

2768
01:57:39,423 --> 01:57:40,623
Tutaonana, bubu.

2769
01:57:50,134 --> 01:57:51,400
[Wade] Logan.

2770
01:57:57,809 --> 01:57:59,543
Al. Nimerudi.

2771
01:58:00,010 --> 01:58:01,478
Kuhusu wakati damn.

2772
01:58:01,511 --> 01:58:04,314
Unashikilia '? Nimetoka nje
mba wa shetani,

2773
01:58:04,348 --> 01:58:06,515
na mimi ninatetemeka
kama vibrator ya hasira.

2774
01:58:06,549 --> 01:58:08,452
Asante, Al.
Tuna kampuni.

2775
01:58:09,153 --> 01:58:10,753
Althea, hii ni ...

2776
01:58:11,355 --> 01:58:12,588
Huyu ni Logan.

2777
01:58:12,622 --> 01:58:14,657
- Nimefurahi kukutana nawe, Logan.
- Nimefurahi kukutana nawe, pia.

2778
01:58:14,689 --> 01:58:18,328
Na mkundu huu mdogo wa kale
shit-fundo ni Mary Puppins.

2779
01:58:18,362 --> 01:58:20,797
Au kama napenda kumwita,
Dimbwi la mbwa.

2780
01:58:20,831 --> 01:58:22,765
Unataka kujitibu
kwa kiharusi kidogo?

2781
01:58:24,101 --> 01:58:27,237
- Pata ulimi. Hiyo hapo.
- Ah, Mungu wangu! Mama mzazi!

2782
01:58:27,271 --> 01:58:31,276
Kweli? Ni kama kakakuona
alipiga gremlin, kwa hasira,

2783
01:58:31,308 --> 01:58:33,110
- kwenye kitanda cha kisonono...
- Wow.

2784
01:58:33,143 --> 01:58:35,444
... na hakusimama hadi
jua lilichomoza. [anacheka]

2785
01:58:36,479 --> 01:58:38,850
<i>Kila mtu anataka kuwa muhimu.</i>

2786
01:58:38,883 --> 01:58:42,219
<i>Inabadilika kuwa hauitaji
kuwa Ajabu Yesu kufanya hivyo.</i>

2787
01:58:42,252 --> 01:58:44,855
<i>Unahitaji tu kufungua
macho yako na kuangalia kote.</i>

2788
01:58:45,420 --> 01:58:46,622
<i>Na ikiwa una bahati,</i>

2789
01:58:47,423 --> 01:58:49,294
<i>utapata marafiki wachache.</i>

2790
01:58:49,327 --> 01:58:50,626
<i>Marafiki wa zamani,</i>

2791
01:58:51,460 --> 01:58:53,196
<i>na mengine mapya pia.</i>

2792
01:58:54,865 --> 01:58:55,998
[kicheko]

2793
01:58:57,766 --> 01:58:59,938
Nipe mbwa mchafu.
Zungumza na msichana.

2794
01:59:04,606 --> 01:59:06,076
[mazungumzo yasiyo dhahiri]

2795
01:59:10,314 --> 01:59:11,514
Oh, jambo.

2796
01:59:11,547 --> 01:59:13,649
- Habari.
- [wote wawili wanacheka]

2797
01:59:13,683 --> 01:59:15,252
[Wade anasafisha koo]

2798
01:59:15,285 --> 01:59:16,485
Umekuwa na shughuli nyingi.

2799
01:59:19,356 --> 01:59:20,959
Nilifanya kwa ajili yako.

2800
01:59:22,792 --> 01:59:25,429
Na hata kama hunitaki,
Mimi ... nilifanya kwa ajili yako.

2801
01:59:34,570 --> 01:59:36,306
<i>Inatokea,</i>

2802
01:59:36,340 --> 01:59:38,573
<i>Mimi ndiye aina ya kuokoa ulimwengu.</i>

2803
01:59:38,606 --> 01:59:40,811
<i>Angalia tu kuzunguka jedwali hili
ukitaka uthibitisho.</i>

2804
01:59:41,610 --> 01:59:42,813
<i>Na sehemu bora zaidi?</i>

2805
01:59:43,546 --> 01:59:45,548
<i>Wakati mwingine watu tunaowaokoa,</i>

2806
01:59:46,383 --> 01:59:48,317
<i>wanatuokoa mara moja.</i>

2807
01:59:48,351 --> 01:59:49,821
[♪ "Wewe Ndiwe Wote Ninachohitaji
kupata" inaendelea kucheza]

2808
01:59:49,854 --> 01:59:53,789
<i>♪ Tumepata
msingi sahihi ♪</i>

2809
01:59:53,824 --> 01:59:58,561
<i>♪ Na kwa upendo
na uamuzi ♪</i>

2810
01:59:58,594 --> 02:00:03,900
<i>♪ Nyinyi nyote,
wewe ni yote ninayohitaji ♪</i>

2811
02:00:03,933 --> 02:00:09,405
<i>♪ Nyinyi nyote,
wewe ni yote ninayohitaji ♪</i>

2812
02:00:09,438 --> 02:00:11,441
<i>♪ Nyinyi nyote ♪</i>

2813
02:00:11,475 --> 02:00:16,145
<i>♪ Nyinyi nyote
Nahitaji kupita ♪</i>

2814
02:00:19,548 --> 02:00:23,152
<i>♪ Ndiyo, ndiyo ♪</i>

2815
02:00:23,185 --> 02:00:26,189
[♪ mbadala. muziki wa rock hucheza,
Siku ya Kijani "Wakati wa Maisha Yako"]

2816
02:00:27,923 --> 02:00:30,326
[Charles] Wewe sio
pekee aliye na zawadi.

2817
02:00:30,359 --> 02:00:31,694
Mahali hapa ni nini?

2818
02:00:41,805 --> 02:00:46,809
<i>♪ Hatua nyingine ya mabadiliko,
uma uliokwama barabarani ♪</i>

2819
02:00:46,842 --> 02:00:51,114
<i>♪ Muda unakushika mkono,
hukuelekeza mahali pa kwenda ♪</i>

2820
02:00:51,148 --> 02:00:52,416
[anaugulia]

2821
02:00:52,449 --> 02:00:56,551
<i>♪ Kwa hivyo fanya hili vyema zaidi
jaribu na usiulize kwa nini ♪</i>

2822
02:00:56,584 --> 02:01:00,489
<i>♪ Sio swali, lakini
somo lililopatikana kwa wakati ♪</i>

2823
02:01:00,523 --> 02:01:02,426
- Suti nzuri.
- Zip, Stan Lee.

2824
02:01:02,458 --> 02:01:03,726
<i>♪ Ni kitu
haitabiriki ♪</i>

2825
02:01:03,759 --> 02:01:06,328
<i>♪ Lakini mwisho ni sawa ♪</i>

2826
02:01:06,362 --> 02:01:10,132
<i>♪ Natumaini ulikuwa nayo
wakati wa maisha yako... ♪</i>

2827
02:01:10,166 --> 02:01:11,334
[kicheko]

2828
02:01:11,368 --> 02:01:13,804
Naipenda sana, uh... the
sanaa katika Jumuia za Deadpool.

2829
02:01:13,836 --> 02:01:16,139
Unajua, nilihisi kila wakati
aina ya undugu kwake.</i>

2830
02:01:16,173 --> 02:01:19,042
Na nilifikiria tu, ningependa
kumchezea mtu huyo siku moja.

2831
02:01:19,075 --> 02:01:24,380
<i>♪ Kwa hivyo chukua picha na
bado inaunda akilini mwako ♪</i>

2832
02:01:24,413 --> 02:01:29,251
<i>♪ Itundike kwenye rafu ndani
afya njema na wakati mzuri ♪</i>

2833
02:01:29,285 --> 02:01:34,190
<i>♪ Tatoo za kumbukumbu
na ngozi iliyokufa wakati wa majaribio ♪</i>

2834
02:01:34,223 --> 02:01:37,127
<i>♪ Kwa kile kinachofaa,
ilikuwa na thamani ♪</i>

2835
02:01:37,160 --> 02:01:39,295
- <i>♪ wakati wote ♪</i>
- [makofi]

2836
02:01:39,328 --> 02:01:40,429
[kushangilia]

2837
02:01:40,463 --> 02:01:41,629
<i>♪ Ni kitu
haitabiriki ♪</i>

2838
02:01:41,663 --> 02:01:43,900
<i>♪ Lakini mwisho ni sawa ♪</i>

2839
02:01:43,934 --> 02:01:47,503
<i>♪ Natumaini ulikuwa nayo
wakati wa maisha yako... ♪</i>

2840
02:01:47,536 --> 02:01:50,806
Nilikuwa huko kwa wiki tatu
kabla sijapiga hata kitu kimoja.

2841
02:01:50,840 --> 02:01:53,076
Katika siku yetu ya kwanza ya risasi,

2842
02:01:53,110 --> 02:01:54,944
Nilikuwa na wasiwasi sana, jamani

2843
02:01:54,977 --> 02:01:57,146
Kila mtu alikuwa akienda,
"Ni nani huyu?"

2844
02:01:57,179 --> 02:01:59,148
<i>Unajua,
kulikuwa na mengi ya hayo na,</i>

2845
02:01:59,182 --> 02:02:00,748
<i> unajua,
"Je, atatoa au la?"</i>

2846
02:02:00,782 --> 02:02:02,952
Unaweza kuhisi
shinikizo la aina hiyo.

2847
02:02:04,020 --> 02:02:07,356
Daima ni kosa la suti.
Kamwe mwigizaji.

2848
02:02:15,030 --> 02:02:15,865
[kupiga kelele]

2849
02:02:15,898 --> 02:02:17,567
- Hii ni ...
- Njia pekee.

2850
02:02:17,601 --> 02:02:20,069
<i>♪ Ni kitu
haitabiriki ♪</i>

2851
02:02:20,102 --> 02:02:22,204
<i>♪ Lakini mwisho ni sawa ♪</i>

2852
02:02:22,238 --> 02:02:26,708
<i>♪ Natumaini ulikuwa nayo
wakati wa maisha yako ♪</i>

2853
02:02:26,741 --> 02:02:29,044
Ah, ndivyo hivyo
inavyojisikia.

2854
02:02:31,480 --> 02:02:33,283
Na kuna taa.

2855
02:02:33,316 --> 02:02:34,985
Kwa utafiti wa matibabu.

2856
02:02:35,018 --> 02:02:37,119
- Kwaheri, video. [smooches]
- [mtu] Kwaheri.

2857
02:02:37,153 --> 02:02:38,154
[♪ mwisho wa wimbo]

2858
02:02:42,625 --> 02:02:44,827
[♪ kucheza muziki wa ala]

2859
02:06:51,039 --> 02:06:53,809
[Deadpool] Nimechoka
hizi tetesi mbaya kabisa

2860
02:06:53,842 --> 02:06:55,143
kwamba nilimuua Johnny.

2861
02:06:56,010 --> 02:06:57,244
Hebu tuangalie mkanda.

2862
02:06:58,446 --> 02:06:59,681
<i>Katika Utupu,</i>

2863
02:06:59,715 --> 02:07:01,649
<i>wewe ni chakula cha Alioth</i>

2864
02:07:01,682 --> 02:07:02,984
au unamfanyia kazi.

2865
02:07:05,920 --> 02:07:07,255
[Deadpool] Endelea, Johnny.

2866
02:07:07,288 --> 02:07:08,923
Na nitakuambia "yeye" ni nani.

2867
02:07:08,956 --> 02:07:09,992
Cassandra Nova.

2868
02:07:10,025 --> 02:07:12,260
Megalomaniacal,
punda wa kisaikolojia.

2869
02:07:12,293 --> 02:07:14,328
Kulamba kwa kidole
slab ya pixie iliyokufa ndani

2870
02:07:14,362 --> 02:07:16,463
ya bei ya tatu ya duka la dime
nut-maziwa. Nami nitakuambia

2871
02:07:16,496 --> 02:07:17,932
- anachoweza kufanya.
- [Deadpool] Ninasikiliza.

2872
02:07:17,965 --> 02:07:19,836
Anaweza kulamba mungu wangu
pete ya mdalasini safi

2873
02:07:19,869 --> 02:07:21,503
na piga mawe
njia yote ya kuzimu ya upara.

2874
02:07:21,537 --> 02:07:24,005
Kwa kweli, mimi si kutoa shit
ikiwa ataondoa ngozi yangu yote

2875
02:07:24,038 --> 02:07:26,040
na kunivutia kama baadhi
ndoto ya puto ya damu.

2876
02:07:26,072 --> 02:07:27,175
Ikiwa jambo la mwisho nitafanya

2877
02:07:27,208 --> 02:07:29,143
katika hili lililoachwa na mungu
kuwepo kwa cum-gutter

2878
02:07:29,177 --> 02:07:30,846
ni nyepesi kwamba sanduku la kutomba linawaka moto,

2879
02:07:30,879 --> 02:07:32,047
Bado sitakufa kwa furaha.

2880
02:07:32,080 --> 02:07:33,714
[Deadpool inacheka]
Shit takatifu, msichana. Wewe kichaa.

2881
02:07:33,748 --> 02:07:36,350
Hiyo ni kweli, Wade. Sitafanya
furahi mpaka nikojoe

2882
02:07:36,384 --> 02:07:37,952
juu ya maiti yake mpya iliyochomwa

2883
02:07:37,985 --> 02:07:39,788
na husk-fucked
iliyochomwa inabaki

2884
02:07:39,823 --> 02:07:41,723
huku akicheka
Juggernaut ya juggernaut.

2885
02:07:41,757 --> 02:07:43,357
- [Deadpool] Wow!
- Na unaweza kuninukuu.

2886
02:07:43,391 --> 02:07:44,827
[Deadpool] 'Kay.

2887
02:07:44,860 --> 02:07:46,293
Nimekuelewa, fuckface.